Xiao He unexpectedly gained a criminal cheat skill that allows him to learn all kinds of crime-related abilities.
—But the catch is, he has to keep “stabbing people” to stay alive.
<...After enduring the "strange" looks from others on numerous occasions, Xiao He finally couldn't take it anymore.
Well, actually, he regretted it the moment he finished dyeing his hair, because green really makes his skin look darker!
Back then, Xiao He liked to go out and play ball, so his skin got very tanned. Combined with this deathly green color, he looked like a lump of coal.
Moreover, because Xiao He's hair was so dazzling, even his best friend who played basketball with him was hesitant to play with him anymore—because his family had scolded them and forbade them from playing with Xiao He.
As expected, the farce ended with Xiao He shaving his head.
Fortunately, Xiao He usually had good grades, so everyone had a fairly good impression of him. After changing his hairstyle back, he was seen as a reformed student, and many acquaintances didn't even remember much about his past.
But this dark history has left its mark; the photos that Xiao's mother took back then are still kept at home.
As Xiao He listened to his mother reminisce about the past, he couldn't help but shed a tear of bitterness.
So sometimes it's better if parents aren't too open-minded, at least they won't have to leave a dark history to laugh at after doing something stupid.
Sigh, it's all tears when I talk about it.
Xiao He's new look in "The Phantom Thieves" not only caught the attention of his parents, but also other viewers.
After all, this is a limited edition of Xiao He's white-haired look!
Mysterious identity, superb hacking skills, and exceptionally handsome looks—who wouldn't love him?
[Holy crap, I never expected that this pretentious white-haired guy to be Brother Xiao. He's fucking handsome! It makes me want to dye my hair like that too.]
Goodbye, bro, this thing relies on modeling.
[Hahaha, what the hell is this white-haired pretentious guy? I'm speechless, hahaha.]
[No, bro, he's seriously handsome. I thought he peaked during his Meng Zetian era, but this white-haired guy has reached a whole new level of handsomeness.]
Why do you always call him "White Hair"? He seems to have a name.
[Coincidentally, I watched it again today and discovered that this group really didn't reveal their names or even code names; all I know is that he's ranked third on the list of master thieves.]
Haha, well, there's nothing we can do about it now. We've really lost our original name, so we'll just have to call him White-Haired Bro.
[And hasn't anyone noticed that Xiao Ge finally landed a job in his field this time? He graduated with a computer science degree and is now playing a hacker in the entertainment industry—doesn't that count as finding his ideal job in the Chinese entertainment industry?]
I'm dying of laughter in the comments section.
There's a lot of discussion about Xiao He online, but even more about "The Phantom Thieves Alliance," especially the main characters Lu Xiaokong and Shi Ji, who are like two clowns. One is super reliable, and the other is super unreliable. As a result, the reliable one always gets unlucky, while the unreliable one always has incredible luck, leading to some hilarious situations.
Especially Shi Ji, even though it's always his unreliability that causes trouble, he always manages to escape unscathed by sheer luck. Then Lu Xiaokong, who follows Shi Ji, suffers a lot of bad luck and needs Shi Ji to save him instead.
So every time, Shi Ji would complain about how unlucky Lu Xiao Kong was, and then sigh and say his catchphrase: "Oh dear, I, Shi Ji, am really unlucky to have a nephew like you!"
Lu Xiaokong: ...Is this how you use that word?!