Xiao He unexpectedly gained a criminal cheat skill that allows him to learn all kinds of crime-related abilities.
—But the catch is, he has to keep “stabbing people” to stay alive.
<...That very night, they immediately moved on to Xiao He's first scene.
In the world of "The Phantom Thieves," there is a fictional ranking of master thieves.
The white-haired hacker codenamed "blank" possesses top-notch hacking skills, capable of silently erasing his own traces and tracking down treasures. However, his physical abilities are average, and he often requires team assistance. Therefore, based on the overall ranking, he can only be ranked third.
Even so, his initial appearance exuded an air of superiority, making him seem like a high-level big shot compared to Lu Xiaokong and Shi Ji, who were ranked outside the top 100.
However, as a comedy film, even the most sophisticated character personas can't last a second.
"Not male guests?"
Shi Ji looked the person in front of him up and down, a look of disbelief on his face. "So that's a transvestite?"
White-haired hacker: ...
Lu Xiaokong: ...
What the hell is this guy, not a male customer!
"It's blank! blank! How dare you, someone who can't even speak English properly, come all the way to France alone?"
The white-haired hacker was furious.
"oh--"
Shi Ji drew out the words, not really understanding, but cleverly changed the way he addressed her: "Then I'll call you Xiao San! Your name is really awful, it's better to just call you Xiao San, it will also highlight your position in the ranking."
The white-haired hacker clutched his chest, on the verge of vomiting blood.
Being number three for so long is his eternal pain!
Goodness, the moment they met, Shi Ji started dancing wildly on his sore spots.
Lu Xiaokong also recalled how his uncle had tricked him into selling himself in the White Elephant Kingdom. He looked at the white-haired hacker with great sympathy and appropriately stopped his uncle from stirring up hatred: "Uncle, please say less."
The white-haired hacker was also furious: "Are you going to do this deal or not? If not, I'll find someone else!"
"Let's do it!"
Shi Ji tried to reach out and hook his hand around the white-haired hacker, but the hacker nimbly dodged it. Shi Ji could only awkwardly withdraw his hand and then lowered his voice to say, "But you've taken too much money! How about this, I have a lot of resources in White Elephant Country! As long as you help us find perfume this time, we'll split the money three for you and seven for me, and I'll take you there for a massage later!"
The white-haired hacker rolled his eyes, turned and walked away, disappearing into the night in the blink of an eye.
"Eh eh—"
After the negotiations failed, Shi Ji extended Er Kang's hand, saying, "Then you get four and I'll get six—"
"Let's talk some more—"
"Alright, alright!"
Lu Xiaokong felt ashamed and held his forehead.
Damn it, who can take his uncle away?
Shi Ji was also very dissatisfied: "Why aren't you saying anything?"
Lu Xiaokong: "...You've already offended everyone to death, what else can I say?"
He then walked along the empty street.
Shi Ji quickly followed up: "Hey, how dare you talk to your uncle like that? I even held you when you were 1258 days old—"
"Oh right, when I was three years old, you took me to play mahjong. You got so engrossed that you didn't even realize I had a fever, and you almost made me stupid!"
"Huh? Cough cough, you have a pretty good memory, kid. But doesn't that just prove that there's nothing wrong with your head?"
"..."
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