Xiao He unexpectedly gained a criminal cheat skill that allows him to learn all kinds of crime-related abilities.
—But the catch is, he has to keep “stabbing people” to stay alive.
<...On the night of the live stream, a clip of Xiao He eating cake quickly became a trending topic, sparking renewed discussion among netizens about "No Bait".
[Damn, they didn't invite me to the live stream? What?!]
Wow, Shu-Yu-Xiu, here I come!
[Haha, come look, Brother Xiao is still chatting on his live stream.]
In the live stream, Xiao He ate cake while interacting with the comments and occasionally chatted with He Junhao, making the atmosphere feel like a casual chat between friends.
"Brother Xiao, why didn't He Xiaoshuai come to the live broadcast where he helped out on the variety show a while ago?"
After reading the comment, Xiao He took a bite of cake and said slowly, "I was busy with the May Day event during that time and didn't pay attention to Lao He's affairs. But as soon as I had some free time, I immediately did a live stream with him."
He Junhao, standing to the side, was both amused and exasperated: "So this is why you did this live stream?"
He immediately shed a few crocodile tears: "Wow, Brother Xiao, you're so good to me."
Xiao He dismissed He Junhao's dog head with disgust: "Just stop making me these heart-stopping things. I really don't know how your brain works. You always manage to come up with something that makes me dizzy."
He Junhao is working hard to prove himself: "I now have great works!"
"Kawaii cookies, chibi-style cupcakes, aren't my creations comforting enough?"
He Junhao proudly raised his head, thinking about the healing food account he had cultivated through his own efforts some time ago.
But at this moment, Xiao He said quietly, "But don't you think it's still cruel? A panda cookie that was originally very pretty, you take a bite and it loses its head. A beautifully made chibi-style character, you scratch its face and it's mostly ruined. Are you sure that after eating half of it, looking down at the delicious food in front of you is still a comforting experience?"
He Junhao's face froze.
The comments section was filled with question marks.
【???】
[That man is something else! How on earth can he say things that are zero degrees Celsius coming from a mouth that's in over thirty degrees?]
Goodness, all I can say is goodness.
[What a unique line of thought! I actually find it surprisingly reasonable.]
It's really cruel to eat them after every photo shoot. If they're too cute, I'd feel guilty eating them...
[I originally thought He Xiaoshuai could transform into a healing food blogger, but after all the twists and turns, Xiao Ge's one sentence brought him back to the depressing genre. I'm dying of laughter.]
[He Xiaoshuai, stop struggling. Perhaps this is your fate.]
I'm seriously going to die laughing in the live stream tonight.
"Alright, alright, He Xiaoshuai's skills are pretty good. Although his style is a bit quirky, his works are indeed very popular."
Xiao He smiled and changed the subject: "You can follow his depressing account. You can also check out the upcoming variety show 'Public Enemy Number One' where he will share his experiences and insights as a blogger. Feel free to make an appointment."
[Okay, I've followed and booked. As expected of Brother Xiao, he's still helping with promotion even at a time like this.]
[Brother Xiao, you really never forget to do publicity!]
Look at what Brother Xiao has been up to all night with his live stream! He's promoting both "No Bait" and "Public Enemy Number One." Linghui Entertainment, look at your boss! How can you sleep?
[Holy crap, the neighbors are so cunning! They released a trailer! Brother Xiao, stop eating! There's another new trailer!]
"Huh? What new trailer?"
Xiao He paused for a moment, then immediately picked up his fork and looked at Weibo on his phone.
The first thing you see is the title "Cangyue Jie".
Xiao He was momentarily stunned when he saw the name.
"Cangyue Tribulation" was filmed last year, but so many things happened on set at that time. Just like its name suggests, there were tribulations everywhere. So when filming was finished, I felt no reluctance at all, only a sense of relief.
But when he saw the name again, Xiao He couldn't help but revert to his old thoughts.