When Ji He first transmigrated, she thought she had the script of a business tycoon.
She worked hard to earn money, aiming to count money until her hands cramped.
Then she suddenly disc...
"No, is cleaning work so easy now?"
"What's wrong with the cleaning staff? Do you have any manners, you beast? This is a respected tourist!"
"Ahem, dear tourist, you have such bad luck! It's so pitiful. Why don't you sign up with me? I also accept paid services."
"That's right. If you come here to play, it would be a pity if you don't experience our special projects. Choose me. I have good skills."
"Choose me. I blow very powerfully. Come and see if you don't believe me."
After saying this, Ji He saw that the air holes on the top of the black sheep's head suddenly increased the speed of blowing air, and the speed of the human Ferris wheel became twice as fast as before.
This led to a series of even more terrified screams.
Ji He: “…”
Thank you, that's not necessary.
"Play?" Ji He felt that the big black sheep had no intention of catching her, so she tried to communicate with them.
"Yes, it's the floating spinning wheel. This is a traditional item in our night tour of the floating island. Every transformed tourist can experience it for free until they leave the island. It's super fun."
"Listen to the cheers of the tourists around us. How happy must they be to be shouting like that? It would be a shame if you don't come and play."
"Yes, now that we are here, how about this? You come and I will let you spin alone in the outer circle, faster than everyone else. How about that? I have very good skills and can make you soar to a height of dozens of meters in an instant. It is extremely exciting."
"What are you playing with me? Come with me, I won the highest throwing competition last time!"
"I spin the fastest!"
"I'm fast and tall!"
"I can loop and cross-blow~!"
Ji He: “…”
Thank you, she doesn't want to go to any of them, really.
So she stood aside and watched as several big black sheep started quarreling over her.
The kind that only moves its mouth but not its hands.
Seeing that several people started to compete, and the humans on them were screaming more and more miserably, Ji He quickly spoke out to stop them: "No, no, I don't have money, I don't want to play."
This sentence made the sheep stop arguing instantly. They turned to look at Ji He with a pair of big eyes full of questions: "You don't even have 1 silver coin? It's very cheap. This is the opening day event today. It's not available at this price normally."
"At least three times as much as usual."
"Yes, females should be nicer to themselves. You have no money, so does your spouse or suitor have no money? Didn't the system master transfer all their property to your name?"
"Yeah, how could a female be short of money?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?! This cub is obviously not yet an adult! Where is the mate?"
"Do you have to be a spouse to transfer all the property to the female's name? If you don't transfer it to your spouse's name in advance, how can you prove your sincerity?
Rely on your mouth? Yang Qiao, I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. You are so snobbish! When I go back, I will tell Lili to stay away from her. Sheep like you deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?! I have already divided all my property into Lili's name. Among all the males pursuing her, I love her the most!"
"It's too late. I've recorded what you just said and passed it to her. You can expect to be single for the rest of your life! Lili is mine!"
"Why should I follow you? And what about me? My heart in pursuing Lili is the most loyal."
"You are delusional! I am much better at making money than you are. I received 15 tourists tonight, while you only received 10. Why do you compare with me?! Because you are less capable? Rubbish."
…
As the sheep continued to quarrel loudly, Ji He's expression had changed from vigilance at the beginning to numbness.
She looked expressionlessly at the love-brained sheep who were comparing their contributions with each other.
I just feel it's a pity.
Why hasn’t she met this kind of extreme love-brained person?
In fact, she is not single.
If there are really 10 or 8 suitors who insist on transferring their property to her name to pursue her, she can give it a try.
Just chase it.
Chase her for 10 or 8 years first and see the results.
Ensure that everyone is treated equally.
Unfortunately, these sheep only wanted to do her business and earn silver coins to prove their abilities, and they had no interest in her at all.
Finally, the sheep got tired of arguing and turned to look at Ji He. "Who among us is the best? Who is the most suitable for Lili?"
Ji He: I see that none of you are that smart. Instead of being stubborn, why not let some love experts and time management gurus give you some lessons and analyze the situation carefully?
Maybe I can catch that Lili tonight.
Get the beauty.
It's not to the point where you have nothing left after licking it until now.
It's a pity that there is a language barrier, otherwise those human playboys would be able to make a lot of silver coins in this copy and reach the peak of their lives in an instant.
Although Ji He was thinking, he answered without any delay.
"What's the point of me saying you are excellent? It depends on Lili to think you are excellent." Ji He's tone was sincere and his expression was particularly sincere.
"There's a saying in my hometown, 'clothes make the man', which means that a beautiful appearance needs to be decorated. Would you like to hire me to give you a haircut? This way you can stand out among Lili's suitors."
The sheep looked at each other in bewilderment; this idea had never occurred to them before.
One of them looked at Ji He with suspicion, "But you are so small, what can you do?"
"I can trim your hair!" Ji He saw that he had come to life, and immediately stepped forward excitedly and started to promote himself.
"Let me show you some photos. I'm not exaggerating. There are all kinds of them. I guarantee you'll be satisfied. If not, you can send them to Lili. If Lili likes them, I'll edit them for you."
Ji He previously worked in a pet grooming shop.
She knows how to do some simple hair trimming. Although her skills are average and cannot compare with those of the master trimmers, she will definitely not disfigure the sheep.
Simple repairs are not a big problem.
In addition to hair trimming, Ji He also knows how to do manicures. At that time, whenever a customer came to her, she would carry a manicure box and provide door-to-door service. Because of her low price, she was quite famous in the area around their university.
If these sheep were not obviously rams, she would have wanted to provide a full range of manicure and beauty services.
"Then let's see...?"
Hearing this, Ji He nodded frantically. It turned out that opportunities must be fought for by oneself. Isn't this a chance to live?
She quickly took out her cell phone and quickly found the photos she had taken of pet dogs near her home.
There are various kinds, including Bichon Frise and Teddy, they look like little lambs and are very cute.
Sometimes when Ji He sees something nice, he will download it and use it as a screensaver for his phone. Isn’t that a use case?
She held her phone as high as she could so that the giants could see it more clearly.
"What is this? It looks so small."
"I can't see it clearly. It's too small. This thing."
"It looks pretty good?"
"Isn't this a bit effeminate? Can Lili really like this?"
"What kind of backward machine is this? Where's your optical computer? Can't it be projected? It's smaller than my nephew's toy."