"Don't be ashamed of being old! I never meant to hurt her from the beginning to the end! Otherwise, I will be struck to death by lightning!

I've seen through you, you have no limits! It's hilarious, a 16-year-old fell in love, and went to his first girlfriend's house to get caught in the rain all night and get a fever, and then knelt down to beg for forgiveness. I don't know who is the funny person. "

"Cheng Jun, wait a minute. I also have a grandson. He's 190cm tall, graduated from a military academy, and is still in his first love. He's so handsome. Believe me, he's just like his grandmother. He's definitely the most handsome boy on campus. He's not much worse than those celebrities before. He definitely has abdominal muscles and a good temper. Please help me make some contacts. My grandson is willing to have a baby."

"You! You are even more shameless. You want to give birth to a child? Who wouldn't want to give birth? My grandson is willing to give birth too!

On the other hand, let me tell you, my wife and I are in love with each other, unlike you, who when you were courting a girl, recited sour poems in front of her, wouldn't let her go home, and had her mother pour a basin of foot washing water on her head."

"You two are really embarrassing us!"

"What's wrong with us? At least we're not wearing fake shoes. You're so vain. You bought your first pair of Nike Air Max at the morning market for 50 yuan! You even lied to your classmates and said it was real! You had a fight with your wife and she stopped cooking for you. You had to eat instant noodles for a month, and then you fainted from hypoglycemia in a public bathhouse and were carried out naked. You even lied to us and said you were tired from working for your fellow villagers in the countryside."

"You've gone even further. I asked you to pour tea for your boss! But you poured boiling water instead, scalding your boss' mouth with two blisters! When your boss stood up to speak, you flattered him and had the stool moved away, leaving him sitting empty and falling flat on his face! Your boss was on a business trip and felt sorry for you because you had no place to stay, so he asked you to stay at his house. But when you left, you forgot to flush your poop, and when your boss got home, his poop was already hard!"

"You, you, you! You have no shame! Back then, you scored 30 points in English, went abroad, didn't know how to read, went into the women's restroom, and were beaten out like a gangster!"

“…”

Ji He exposed all their privacy.

These old men are laughed at wherever they go now.