Can I Touch Your… Trash Can?

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Chapter 101 Psychological Analysis She is a female lecturer who is well versed in human nature. ...

Chapter 101 Psychological Analysis She is a female lecturer who is well versed in human nature. ...

While working, Chisuna Hagiwara only stopped to greet acquaintances.

After talking to her brother for a few words and briefly asking about his and his friends' work and life, the dashing policewoman got on her motorcycle again, ready to continue her duty.

Before leaving, she glanced at Matsuda and said, rather meaningfully, "Some people are better off being honest." Seeing the bewildered look on the curly-haired man's face, she couldn't help but sigh heavily and patted his shoulder. "That's why I often feel a little bit fed up with you boys... You're such a bother."

There was a hint of disappointment in what Hagiwara Chisu said, and the gossip radar of Chaomu was beeping: From the sound of it, does Chisu dislike Matsuda for not being frank enough and not confessing his feelings sooner?

Yes, while tsundere was popular before, it's no longer popular with the current economic downturn and the public, impatient for roundabout tactics and simply looking for a quick fix, are generally not buying it. "Freeloading is outdated, Matsuda-kun. Hesitation will only lead to failure."

Although she felt that Chisu Hagiwara had made it clear, Matsuda still looked quite confused, as if she had no idea why she was being treated like that. "Huh? What's the problem?"

"That's right, no map cannons allowed, sister."

Kenji Hagiwara should have understood it completely, but his focus was completely different from Matsuda's.

He stood between Matsuda and Asami, protesting to his sister in all seriousness, "At least I'm definitely not the troublesome type, right? I've always been honest."

Matsuda, who always felt like he was being pointed at, said: “…………?”

"You never know, Kenji, you're a troublesome kid too." Hagiwara Chisawa ignored his brother's attempt to distance himself from him and instead ruthlessly pointed the finger at him. "Wait until you find the girl you like and are successfully dating before you cut ties with Matsuda."

Hagihara Kenji: "…………"

The half-long-haired young man, who always enjoyed showing off his charm, was choked and showed a guilty conscience for a rare second. He didn't even try to defend himself, but just muttered, "You really don't give me face..."

Hagiwara Chisu patted his brother's head in disdain, then gently touched the top of the girl's head next to him: "Little Chaomu, don't learn from them in the future."

After saying that, the wind-like woman started the engine, leaving only her graceful back.

"It seems Chisu-san really isn't interested in tsunderes. Men who don't like trouble... don't like to be coaxed?" Asami rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "But Hagiwara-kun isn't really a tsundere, is he? I feel like Hagiwara-kun is different from the lazy Matsuda-kun. He's clearly the proactive type."

In the background sound of Matsuda's "Who is the tsundere?", Hagihara Kenji sighed: "Hagi-chan is not always like that - sometimes, I also have some..."

When Chaomu looked over curiously, he stopped talking and just smiled, gently pushing her shoulder as they waited for the red light. "Okay, it's getting late, let's go have dinner first. Little Chaomu, do you know the exact location of that restaurant? It's just across the street?"

"Yeah, it's just across the street." The light turned green, and Chaomu walked in front, leading the way. She glanced back at him with squinted eyes, "Hagiwara-kun is really good at changing the subject."

Hagiwara said innocently, "I didn't move... I just thought Chaomu had such a lot of exercise today, so he must be hungry a long time ago, right?"

Matsuda, left behind, gave up trying to figure out what Hagiwara Chisuga had just said. Hearing what he said, he couldn't help but chuckle, "Your way of changing the subject is too obvious, isn't it, Hagi? Asami is no idiot. How could he possibly be fooled by you like that?"

"Indeed, Hagiwara-kun is completely underestimating me." Asami agreed with his point. "But actually, I can roughly guess what he originally wanted to say without Hagiwara-kun continuing."

The three of them crossed the zebra crossing, the colorful lights illuminating each other's profiles. Hagiwara Kenji, half a step behind her, leaned against her shoulder and blinked. "Is that so impressive? When did Asami-chan start studying psychology?"

Matsuda was also a little curious: "You still have this book? So what do you think Hagi just left unfinished? Tell me about it."

Of course the player has the ability - she is a female lecturer who is well versed in human nature.

However, considering that the two police officers had ruthlessly diverted her curiosity twice before, Chaomu decided to keep it a secret: "Order first, then talk."

"...You learn bad habits so quickly." Matsuda said speechlessly.

Player: Hehe.

Who made the NPC always act like a riddler? What's wrong with letting the player do a little fishing?

The NPC she had hooked obediently went to place his order, while she sat at the table, sipping her soda while waiting. Soon, a steaming hot pot filled with plump oysters, tofu, and miso broth was served, bubbling with steam.

"Can we stop keeping you in suspense now?" The curly-haired young man rolled up his sleeves, pushed the sauce dish in front of her, and glanced at her. "A female lecturer who is well versed in human nature?"

"Of course." Chaomu accepted the prepared sauce with a smile, and then took the appetizer fruit that Hagiwara handed him. After taking two bites, he replied seriously, "I won't charge you one million this time. I'll charge you next time."

Wow, this kid charges quite a high price.

Matsuda Jinpei made a playful gesture of invitation, indicating that he was all ears. Hagiwara Kenji cleared the bowls and chopsticks for the female lecturer and diligently watched the hot pot, ensuring she had something hot to eat when she tired herself out.

"Hagiwara-kun is that type—as free and easy as a gust of unruly wind." Chaomu cleared his throat. "He appears frivolous and carefree, but inside he's a sensitive and fragile boy. Although he's very popular and has a good relationship with the opposite sex, few people actually notice the delicate side beneath your carefree exterior. You yourself are always too concerned about other people's feelings and habitually hide it."

"You hesitated to speak just now, which is exactly what you meant. When you meet someone who truly understands you, you will also be shy, fragile, and hesitant. Because you are very cautious and sincere in your relationships and are a kind person... Am I right?"

Hagihara Kenji: "…………"

He paused slightly while scooping the soup and fell into a brief thought: Although what he said does not seem to be completely unreasonable, why does it feel weird... ?

Matsuda, who was listening in, couldn't help but laugh. "Pfft... Where did you copy that horoscope analysis from? It sounds a bit like a telecom scam—look, Hag doesn't believe your nonsense... Hagi? What's with that expression?"

Feeling that what he said hit the mark, Hagiwara Kenji hesitantly looked away: "Hmm..."

Matsuda Jinpei's eyes widened: "...Hey, you don't really believe this, do you?"

"This is a serious psychological analysis, Matsuda-kun. Hagiwara-kun believes me because I'm right." The oysters were already cooked, and Chaomu pointed with chopsticks. "I can not only see through Hagiwara-kun, but also your mind. Wait for me to calculate for you, and you'll know why he believes me."

"...How did you go from psychological analysis to fortune-telling... You just said you wanted to tell my fortune, didn't you?"

Tired of rubbing and half-heartedly accepting and rejecting, it didn't affect the player's ability to pronounce the NPC's fate. His smooth forearm was within reach, his long, bony fingers gripping the glass. Before he could raise his hand, Chaomu conveniently hooked his fingertips and scooped it up.

"Anyway, let me read your palm." She touched his hand seriously, like playing with a toy, her fingertips tracing along his knuckles all the way to the palm. "Matsuda-kun's hands... are quite big."

The defenseless curly-haired young man's ears flushed red. "Are you an idiot?... Why don't you look serious when you're reading palms?"

Isn't this just touching his hand? Although he has never engaged in such feudal superstitions, he also knows that palm reading is not like this!

"Who said it's not serious? I can see it now."

Although Chaomu really wanted to continue with "By the way, let's talk about big things", considering that if she said something too outrageous, she might be handcuffed on the spot by the two active police officers in front of her and would not be able to eat the delicious oyster hotpot, she regretfully decided to save this joke for next time.

"Matsuda-kun's palm lines...you can tell he's into older women," she said frankly. "He's the classic tsundere, straight guy who blushes in front of older women and says, 'Who likes that kind of woman?' When asked—tell me, have you ever had a crush on an older woman?"

Matsuda, whose hand was still being pinched by her, said: “…………?”

That fair face flushed red almost instantly. He pulled back his palm as if he had been electrocuted, and said angrily, "What are you thinking, you idiot... Who told you that I have a crush on you... Tsk."

Hagiwara Kenji burst out laughing and coughed, pressing his knuckles to his lips: "Ahem, hahaha... In a sense, Asam is quite good at 'palm reading'."

Congratulations to the player for completing the hidden achievement: "Divine Calculator" | Raccoon Coins +20

Having accidentally achieved something, Chaomu puffed out his chest complacently: "Just tell me if I'm right."

"You're totally wrong—I've never had a crush on any older sister." Matsuda Jinpei couldn't stand it any longer and smacked her on the head. "It's just that when you're a kid... it's normal to admire powerful adults! It's not what you think... Was that what you were thinking when you saw me talking to Chisu-nee just now?"

"It's only natural to have a crush on such a handsome older sister. Admit it, Matsuda-kun. I won't laugh at you." Chaomu covered the back of his head and comforted him seriously, "I remember you and Hagiwara-kun were childhood friends, right? If you played together often, you would definitely have cast your admiring eyes on the cool older sister riding a motorcycle..."

Matsuda's ears burned from hearing Hagiwara's laughter, and he tried to keep a straight face: "What are you imagining? Who would do that..."

Who wouldn't?

When she thought of her cool sister and aunt who would ride a motorcycle to take her home and buy snacks on the way when she was a child, she felt it was very reasonable to have such a longing.

Thinking of this, her tone of comforting Matsuda became more sincere: "Don't worry, this kind of feeling is very normal. Many people have it. There's nothing to deny. It's not like you fall in love with your teacher in class, your instructor in military training, or your doctor when you go to the hospital... Wait a minute, you haven't done this before, have you?"

A vein popped up on Matsuda Jinpei's forehead. "What kind of image do you have of me in your eyes... How is that possible?"

But one of the settings seems a little familiar... Has anyone around him had the same experience?

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The author has something to say: I forgot what happened in the beginning and what happened in the end, but in short, you are waiting for someone to understand you. By the way, speaking of big...

Touzi: Who are you implying?