Can I Touch Your… Trash Can?

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Chapter 86 Trash Can And when she was looking through the trash can, her senior brother's watch...

Chapter 86 Trash Can And when she was looking through the trash can, her senior brother's watch...

Why do you love rummaging through trash cans? Is it because you're a raccoon?

Chaomu replied immediately: "At first it was because of the setting and the rewards, then it became muscle memory and I genuinely found rummaging through trash cans fun."

There is no need to fight monsters or think about puzzles, just touch it and you win. There are quite a lot of rewards and you don’t have to spend money.

If you ask her further, she can still speak with genuine emotion: "Don't you think that rummaging through trash cans is very similar to life? You have to pinch your nose and rummage through a pile of unknown, unwanted, useless junk to pick out something usable to make do. But when you lower the conditions to the trash can, no matter what you dig out, it will be a surprise that exceeds your expectations—"

If you work hard and get a low-quality apple that looks intact but is actually not very fresh, you will feel miserable; but if you find this thing in a trash can among a pile of completely useless junk, it is a rare thing and you may even be quite surprised.

The whole point of playing games is to do things that would seem crazy in real life. In real life, rummaging through trash cans requires considerations like hygiene and the presence of critters, but in games, the cost is practically zero—why wouldn't players just do it?

And the senior brother's expression when she was rummaging through the trash can was also very interesting, between shock, pity and the earnest advice of a male mother.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: “…………Hello.”

He was a little touched when he heard the first part, and was lamenting that his junior sister's philosophy of life was related to her poor background: she had been immersed in mud with no visible boundaries since she was a child. If she could not comfort herself and find joy in suffering, she would probably live in pain forever.

But the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong... There was no need to deliberately say some nasty things in his heart! And he even gave such detailed comments... What is a male mother?

"That's a compliment, Senior Brother." The little raccoon, holding the trash can at his leg, wiped his paws on his trouser leg and responded matter-of-factly to his accusing gaze, "You're welcome. If possible, Senior Brother, could you also show me the trash can in your bedroom... Hmm."

"How could you offend the Tenth Generation like this!" Mukudera Wolf was almost having a heart attack watching from the side. He was swishing his tail and running around anxiously. He couldn't squeeze under the table, and he didn't dare to stretch out his claws to pull the raccoon out. He could only anxiously say, "Using my fur to wipe your hands is fine, but that's the Tenth Generation..."

The young leader's voice was as calm as ever, reassuring his subordinates, "It's okay, Hayato. Don't worry. There's only some waste paper in my trash can."

"Just now you were talking about the philosophy of life, and now you're saying the trash can is your best friend?" He nimbly caught the raccoon's paw, reluctantly pulled out a handkerchief, and wiped her paw pads. "I can't do this kind of cross-species introduction..."

Chaomu was not convinced but still had a strong attitude: "Trash Can is the raccoon's best friend. The bond between us transcends race. Brother, please introduce her to me. I promise to treat her well and visit her every day."

"...How come even the gender is already arranged... What's the point of visiting every day, Stoka?"

Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that he had not complained so frequently in several years - the guardians were becoming more mature, and he was surrounded by skilled mafia. While his complaints decreased, he also remembered that as a leader he had to take care of his image and be a calm man.

But he couldn't control himself at all as he kept complaining about his junior sister. Some of his complaints almost came out of his mouth... Even in a group of talented people like Vongola, where everyone has their own outrageous aspects, Chaomu's strangeness is still extraordinary.

...If his guess was correct, her special ability wasn't limited to "special cooking" and turning into a raccoon...it might also be related to the trash can. Reborn had let her wander around the headquarters, and now he was probably hiding somewhere, quietly observing her abilities and talents.

Everyone has their own secrets. Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't pry into them. He simply pinched the raccoon's paw pad, picked her up, and placed her on the table. "Junior sister, would you like some snacks? Why don't you and Hayato go to the coffee table and rest? You've been very helpful just now. Now you can relax and enjoy your tea."

"Eat!" Adhering to the idea that it would be a bastard not to take advantage of an opportunity, the little raccoon raised his paw high, "Thank you, senior brother."

"You can take a break...at least finish reading the remaining copies first." Yusi Lang lost his temper, but struggled for his work. "Only two copies are left, Miss Chaomu?"

Two portions will do, since the refreshments haven’t been served yet.

Thinking that he could still pet the wolf a few more times during work breaks, Chao Mu reluctantly sat back and continued to read the remaining official documents.

"... A letter from Yun Que Kyoya, the Cloud Guardian." When she read the last letter, her ears unconsciously twitched back, then straightened back up as if nothing had happened. "It says 'mission failed'... Shouldn't Senior Brother read this in person?"

"Skylark... failed?"

The wolf in the prison who was reading the letter with her was stunned for a moment, then stood up, picked up the letter, and handed it to the leader who was also slightly stunned: "Tenth generation."

"Thank you, Hayato." Sawada Tsunayoshi took the page of letter, frowned slightly, and looked at the words above, "Is this the one Reborn wanted...?"

How could Senior Yun Que actually fail...? He remembered that he seemed to be trying to retrieve some information about a secret supernatural experiment...

While the Fuji Group is a major force in Japan, the Black Organization dominates the underworld. Could it be that the Black Organization is intervening? No, that's unlikely. The Vongola and them have always been at odds. While they're close to the recently emerging Jesso Family, there's no reason for them to antagonize the Vongola for no apparent reason.

He tried to find the answer in the letter, but the text was quite brief. Skylark simply reported that a third party had intervened and used a special method to intercept the chip. He did not ask for support from headquarters... On the contrary, he asked headquarters not to intervene.

"Will he personally chase the criminal back and bite him to death..." Sawada Tsunayoshi pressed his forehead, a wry smile flashing in his eyes, "He really has the style of Hibari-senpai."

The little raccoon, who had already run to the table to eat snacks, kept his eyes on his nose and his nose on his mind, pretending that he was just concentrating on savoring the chocolate brownie and had no idea what they were talking about - who did Skylark want to hunt down? It was really hard to guess, most likely Shier or that Councillor Fujita, anyway, it had nothing to do with her.

"Although it's quite surprising that Hibari got the short end of the stick... but judging by his appearance, that little thief is definitely going to get into big trouble." Mukudera Wolf raised his tail and snorted softly, "I wonder which family is so bold as to actually steal something that the Vongola wanted."

After all, it was the Sky and Tyrant who claimed that he was on equal terms with Skylark, so it was normal for him to be stubborn - but she, the little raccoon, knew nothing.

Chaomu stuffed his cheeks with cake and pretended that he had nothing to do with the matter.

If she thought about it carefully, there was no need to be afraid. If Yun Que came to her house and wanted to "bite" her to death, she could just teleport to her senior brother's office in a minute and hide behind him - Yun Que Kyoya would not beat up the leader as well.

...That shouldn't be the case, right?

"Well, if you leave it to Hibari-senpai, there won't be any problems." Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't mind the Guardian's occasional failure. He carefully replied with a few words of comfort and said that he would leave it to the other party to handle it. Then he turned his attention to Gokudera Lang and his junior sister, "The work here is almost done. Junior sister, go and rest, and Hayato can follow."

This time, he didn't give Yusi any chance to hesitate and directly confiscated the remaining documents: "Awu has been waiting for you to play together."

The Akita dog that had just been having fun outside also came back into the room with steam rising from its body, sticking out its tongue and licking water from the raccoon.

"Yeah, woof, Mukudera has been borrowing Miss Murasaki for a bit too long, woof." Hearing his friend's words, he raised his head and held the raccoon, who was much smaller than him, between his paws. He rested his head on the raccoon's round head like a dog holding a beloved ball. "Besides, Tsuna said we should have fun, so you should also enjoy your vacation and baseball, woof."

"Don't bring your own agenda... Just take a vacation. Who promised to play baseball with you?"

Jakusilang was quite disgusted by Yamamoto's barking and whining, feeling that he had completely unleashed his true nature, transforming from a baseball idiot into a naturally dumb dog. He reservedly took two sips of water, trying to maintain his demeanor, but he couldn't help but lick the water everywhere, soaking his thick silver scarf. For a moment, he felt a little embarrassed.

"Anyway, let's forget about baseball." He patted his chest twice with his paws, trying to change the subject nonchalantly. "It's not up to you to decide what to do during break time..."

"Then Miss Mu will decide." After playing baseball all morning, Yamamoto Wang wasn't too obsessed with playing again in the afternoon. He rested his chin on the raccoon's head, wagging his tail. "As long as I play with Miss Mu, I'll be happy no matter what I do."

Although the Akita Inu's weight was quite oppressive, the raccoon, who was as strong as a tripod, was still able to sit steadily under the pressure of the Akita Inu, holding the cup and drinking water without moving like a mountain.

It seemed a bit inefficient to run through the entire Vongola headquarters as a raccoon, so she still needed a vehicle - and if she brought two guardians with her, her castle exploration journey would be smoother with them leading the way.

She touched the Akita dog's chin with her paw and stretched out her paw to the left. The silver wolf, which had just finished drinking water, unconsciously put its head under her paw and let her pull its ears.

At this time, the little raccoon had a serious face, and even Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but look over, wanting to hear what serious things she was going to say next.

"Of course, we're going to dig in the trash... No, we're going to explore the castle." She ordered the two large dogs in a very serious tone, "Paw Patrol! Take me to explore every trash can in the corner of the castle!"

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The author has something to say: I can already imagine the wonderful scene where 180 will encounter the raccoon in the leader's study in the future, and the raccoon will hide behind 270 and walk around 270.

Friends who asked about Ke in the comment section don't have to worry, after the tutoring mission is over, you still have to go back to Beika Town. Gin-chan is the little boss that the raccoon is obsessed with, and she will definitely become a permanent weekly boss (hey)