(A humorous and silly story. The female lead has flaws and it's not a "strong female lead" type of novel. It's recommended to read without overthinking. The male lead is uncertain, ...
Chapter 138 We have received professional training, no matter how funny it is, we will not laugh unless we can't help it.
Jiang Jiu decided to give up first, if the final thing really happened...
Forehead......
You can also continue to play badly.
Jiang Jiu thought unreasonably.
At least now I don’t have to face Chi Li’s eyes that can see through people’s hearts, nor do I have to feel so guilty that I dare not even speak.
At this time, they had already entered the other side of the Chaos Mountain. The petrified giant lizard sleeping in the center was extremely huge, and the people standing below looked as small as ants.
"Growing up like this..."
Jiang Jiu was really a little surprised. She had never seen such a monster since she traveled through time.
"If you insist, this petrified earth dragon can't be considered a monster. It can only be seen in this secret realm of immortal stone."
Liu Bai spoke at the right time.
"Speaking of which, why did you appear in the Immortal Stone Secret Realm? Wasn't this place just opened?"
Jiang Jiu looked at Liu Bai strangely.
"Ever since the Upper and Lower Realms were sealed off, I've been hiding in the secret realm. I was in the Monster Spirit Realm before, but after exploring that realm thoroughly, I moved to the Immortal Stone Secret Realm."
Liu Bai said it as a matter of course.
"No wonder."
Jiang Jiu was speechless for a moment. She finally understood why Liu Bai had 2G network. It turned out that he had never lived in the lower world. He had always found a secret place to live a comfortable life. He had no idea what was happening outside.
"I'm telling you in secret. I found a forbidden technique in the Monster Spirit Realm. It's said that it can curse others to become increasingly unlucky, until it becomes fatal."
Liu Bai suddenly said to Jiang Jiu with a sly look.
"So... the current God of Marriage was cursed to death by you?"
The corner of Jiang Jiu's mouth twitched.
"Actually, I wasn't sure. I didn't know until Sekirei told me."
There was a hint of embarrassment in Liu Bai's tone.
“…”
Jiang Jiu blinked his eyes. Sometimes he could sense a naive temperament in Liu Bai, and sometimes he felt that he was a little mean. What a strange person.
"Then what did he mean when he said you were dead?"
Having said that, Jiang Jiu asked again.
"I'm also curious about how you managed to deceive the planetarium."
Chi Li also interrupted at this time, looking at Liu Bai with inquiry in his narrow eyes.
Liu Bai looked even more embarrassed, and even glanced at the two of them shyly, which gave Jiang Jiu goosebumps all over his body.
"In fact, my original form is the most common spiritual herb. My becoming an immortal was purely accidental. But perhaps because spiritual herbs have a very special ability to split, I can split myself to take the place of the divine punishment."
"Because the one who split off was also me, the falling scene was not an illusion, which is why it can deceive the astronomical mirror."
Jiang Jiu was stunned after hearing this. Is this kid smart or stupid? How could he talk about such an important life-saving method so casually? Is he really not afraid of death?
"I see."
Chi Li touched his chin as if he understood something, and after a while, a look of understanding flashed in his eyes.
"He is indeed a fool."
Turning around, Chi Li spoke to Jiang Jiu in a serious and firm tone.
"?"
A question mark suddenly appeared on Jiang Jiu's face. What was Chi Li talking about?
"What I mean is that because he split off into another body, half of his abilities and intelligence were taken away. He should be considered a fool now, but not much."
"That's why he almost forgot who he was when we first met, and that's why he told me his life-saving method."
Chi Li saw Jiang Jiu's confusion and explained slowly.
“…”
Hearing this, Jiang Jiu looked at Liu Bai with a complicated expression. So that's how it was. No wonder he felt so out of place.
Now it seems that he is quite sympathetic.
"You are the fool."
Liu Bai retorted.
"Well, you're right."
Chi Li did not refute and agreed Youyou, but in Jiang Jiu's opinion, he was just like a fool who was too lazy to argue with him.
“???”
Liu Bai felt as if he was being ridiculed, but he couldn't tell why.
"Fortunately, he was originally the God of Marriage, and his immortal power was not weak. No one in the lower world could defeat him, otherwise he would have been sold out by the scammer long ago."
Chi Li continued to rub salt into Liu Bai's wounds, with no intention of avoiding Liu Bai at all.
"I kind of regret choosing him to help."
As he said this, Chi Li made two "tsk tsk" sounds with a look of regret on his face.
"no!"
Liu Bai keenly caught the information that was unfavorable to him and immediately opened his mouth to refute.
"Never mind. Being a fool is pretty miserable. I'll just consider it a good deed."
Chi Li glanced at him, ignored him, and turned to Jiang Jiu and said.
"0.0"
Jiang Jiu's expression at the moment was as above. She didn't respond to Chi Li's words because she felt guilty.
Even if Liu Bai is really a fool, there is no need to say it so bluntly. It is too heartbreaking.
Don't you feel guilty about bullying a fool? Sekirei-san.
"Hmm... Let's get rid of the petrified earth dragon. The stone marrow should be near him."
In the end, Jiang Jiu chose to change the subject.
"Can."
Chi Li nodded slightly and finally stopped attacking Liu Bai.
As for the four melon-eating people, they all lowered their heads and looked like wooden men. Only they themselves knew that they could hardly suppress the corners of their mouths and were just about to laugh out loud.
You have to know that cultivators have all received strict training and will not laugh no matter how funny something is, unless they can't help it.
Although my life was on the verge of death on the spot, being able to eat such a big melon, um... the secrets of the immortals, is also an alternative gain, maybe more precious than the treasures obtained in this secret realm.
On the other side, Jiang Jiu had just taken two steps when the petrified earth dragon, as big as a mountain, slowly opened its huge eyes like lanterns. Its eyeballs moved slightly, and its gaze was locked on the invader who stepped into its territory.
"His weakness is in the mountain behind him. As long as the earth veins are continuous, it will continue to recover. Even gods cannot kill it."
Liu Bai has lived here for a long time and is very familiar with this area.
"Um......"
Before Jiang Jiu made his move, he secretly glanced at Chi Li.
Although Liu Bai said that even if a god came, he couldn't kill her, she always felt...
Chi Li should be able to do it.
Jiang Jiu was thinking, and the next second Chi Li's eyes met hers. Those eyes that were so gentle that it drowned people seemed to say, "I caught you peeking."
Jiang Jiu immediately looked away, pretending nothing had happened, but his cheeks turned red uncontrollably.
It's still too embarrassing to be caught peeking.
The Q-version character in Jiang Jiu's heart secretly covered his face.
Liu Bai talked for a long time but Jiang Jiu didn't take any action. He turned around and saw the two of them exchanging glances. He was speechless.
"Do you still want the stone marrow? If not, get out of here quickly. I need to go back and continue being the God of Marriage."
Hearing this, Jiang Jiu shuddered and walked towards the petrified earth dragon. As she walked, she frantically summoned Bai Ze's long spear. If you look closely, you can see that she was walking in the wrong direction.
The main point is that when people are embarrassed, they will pretend to be busy.