Can't Keep Lying Low! The Cannon Fodder Junior Sister Has a Major Pile-Up!

(A humorous and silly story. The female lead has flaws and it's not a "strong female lead" type of novel. It's recommended to read without overthinking. The male lead is uncertain, ...

Chapter 209 Scoring twice

Chapter 209 Scoring twice

The abbot had just rested and wanted to tour the holy land when he saw the scene that made his eyes go dark again.

His noble and holy Buddhist disciple was looking at the woman he brought back with tender and affectionate eyes, and gently stroked her hair with his fingers.

From the abbot's perspective, he could even see the woman's slightly red cheeks.

If this scene of a man in love and a woman in love happened in the secular world, it would surely receive many people's blessings, but now... this is a Buddhist holy land.

So the abbot scored twice.

His eyes rolled up and he fainted.

Jiang Jiu, who was surrounded by the ambiguous atmosphere, heard a terrified scream not far away and inexplicably felt a sense of déjà vu.

"Oh no! The abbot has fainted again!"

Jiang Jiu shuddered and immediately pushed Fo Jiang two meters away from her with both hands.

"Go and see your master..."

Jiang Jiu felt overwhelmed with guilt, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he pointed in the direction of the voice, his tone filled with helplessness.

"Um."

Fo Jiang pursed her lips and nodded slightly as if to agree with Jiang Jiu's words, but the moment he turned around, Jiang Jiu always felt that she seemed to hear a faint sigh.

"If I stay in this holy place any longer, I feel like I'm going to become a sinner."

Jiang Jiu is a true atheist and does not believe in any religion, but respect is still due. It turns out that he can't stay here for long.

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"Master, you are strong enough, don't pretend to be faint anymore."

Fo Jiang stood expressionlessly at the door of the Zen room, looking at the abbot lying on the bed, his tone calm and without fluctuation.

"You, you, you! You evil disciple!"

Upon hearing this, the abbot instantly sat up from the bed, his expression puffed up, his finger pointed at Fo Jiang, trembling uncontrollably, looking very angry.

"Have you forgotten who you are? You are a Buddhist, how could you do such a thing!"

"Have you forgotten what your master told you last time? You evil disciple!"

The abbot became angrier and angrier as he spoke. He simply got off the bed, picked up the Zen stick beside him and hit Fo Jiang, cursing as he did so.

"What evil have you committed? You've become even more rampant! Do you think there's no one left in Buddhism?"

Fo Jiang listened quietly to the abbot's scolding, without even changing his expression.

The abbot was so angry that his heart ached when he saw Fojiang's stubborn look, as if he was a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water.

"You, you, you, stop being a saint of Buddhism and just return to secular life!"

Hearing this, Fo Jiang's fingers moved and his lips moved slightly, as if he was preparing to speak.

Yu Yi, who was watching the show from the side, realized that something was wrong and immediately jumped out to interrupt Fo Jiang's spell, lest he really anger his master to death.

"Hey, hey, hey, Senior Brother listens to you so much. He might have gone astray now. Master needs to observe him before making any conclusions!"

Yu Yi is the freest person in the entire holy land. These days, he has nothing to do but observe the emotional entanglement between his senior brother and that woman.

In fact, it was not only Jiang Jiu who felt that something was wrong with Fo Jiang. Yu Yi also noticed that something was wrong with Fo Jiang in the past few days.

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The abbot paused in beating Fo Jiang, looked at him suspiciously, then put down the Zen stick in his hand, stroked his beard with one hand, and looked Fo Jiang up and down.

Fo Jiang showed a look of surprise and wanted to speak again, but was interrupted by Yu Yi again.

"Think about it, when has Senior Brother ever been so rebellious? He is such a self-disciplined and respectful person, how could he do such an outrageous thing?"

Yu Yi continued his efforts and did not give Fo Jiang any chance to speak.

It goes without saying that this love-obsessed senior brother of his will definitely not be able to say a single good word. If he really angers the master, he will not be the only one in trouble.

If his senior brother becomes the Buddha Emperor, he can just walk away to the upper realm, but he doesn’t have that talent.

He was left alone, helpless and had to take care of his old master.

"You have a point."

The abbot nodded, and the anger in his heart finally subsided a little. At this moment, Fo Jiang spoke at an inappropriate time.

"I'm fine, I just thought it through."

Fo Jiang's tone was extremely calm, and Yu Yi, who was standing next to him, was so shocked that his eyes almost dropped to the ground.

“???”

Brother, are we really not going to try to save the situation?

I felt quite desperate.

The air was suffocating for a long time, and the abbot, who was originally quite energetic, suddenly slumped his back, seemed to relax, and let out a long sigh.

"Alas, now that your six senses are impure, you are no longer fit to remain in Buddhism..."

The abbot had actually anticipated this, but he was still extremely sad when he saw his disciple willingly choose to return to the secular world.

"Master, I understand."

Fo Jiang nodded and bowed deeply to the abbot.

"Have you really figured it out? The foundation of your cultivation comes from Buddhism. If you..."

After all, the abbot couldn't bear to see his disciple go astray, so he couldn't help but say a few more words.

"Long before my cultivation progressed, I already liked ginger wine. I know what my heart desires."

Fo Jiang's tone was slow and firm, which attracted Yu Yi's attention.

Yu Yi only has a deep connection with Buddhism, but has not really embarked on the path of Buddhist practice. Fo Jiang is a genuine Buddhist disciple. Yu Yi originally thought that his senior brother would never fall in love with someone else, but today everything exceeded his expectations.

"Well, go ahead."

The abbot seemed to have aged several years in an instant and waved his hand in a bored manner.

Fo Jiang and Yu Yi understood the master's meaning, agreed, and then left the meditation room.

Outside the door, the two brothers looked at each other, and Yu Yi couldn't help but ask a question.

"Brother, is that woman really that good?"

Yu Yi's impression of Jiang Jiu wasn't actually very good. After she came, the holy land was thrown into chaos by the inner demon.

Although he had no objection, he couldn't say that he liked ginger wine very much.

"Yeah, she's fine."

Fo Jiang lowered his eyes, with an indescribable tenderness in them, which gave Yu Yi goosebumps all over his body.

Yu Yi has been more or less influenced by Buddhism and Taoism. He still has no woman he likes and finds it difficult to understand the love between men and women.

"Alas, Senior Brother, is your cultivation truly unwavering?"

Yu Yi looked at Fo Jiang with a worried look on his face.

"Don't worry."

Fo Jiang shook his head and left without saying anything.

The abbot didn't directly say that he would be expelled from Buddhism, but he didn't want him to stay here any longer. He would take Jiang Jiu away after the demon-sealing formation was completed.

Fo Jiang thought about it, and a beautiful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

But soon, his eyes darkened, and he saw a pack of wolves surrounding him outside.

Sure enough, I have to find a place suitable for living where I won’t be disturbed by others. I believe she will like it too.

On the other side, Jiang Jiu suddenly felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, and the hairs on his body stood up.

She suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

Every time she had this feeling, it was a sign of bad things to come and she was bound to be unlucky.