(A humorous and silly story. The female lead has flaws and it's not a "strong female lead" type of novel. It's recommended to read without overthinking. The male lead is uncertain, ...
Chapter 36 Three Bad Signs
Fo Jiang and Ji Chen also saw the fortune stick in Jiang Jiu's hand, which was black and gray, symbolizing bad luck.
Jiang Jiu curled the corners of his mouth, clearly realizing his bad luck, and put away his purse without paying much attention.
Who knew that when I turned around, I saw the stall owner with a look of horror on his face, waving his hands and explaining.
"Fairy Qingyuan is blessed with great fortune, and naturally has a good marriage too. It's all because of this lousy purse."
Jiang Jiu was at a loss for words. She wasn't an unreasonable person, so there was no need to scare her like that.
"I didn't ask for a marriage, I didn't have anything in mind, so it's normal that I didn't get a response."
Jiang Jiu waved her hand to signal the boss not to be afraid, she had no intention of getting angry.
At this moment, Fo Jiang suddenly stretched out his hand, reached into his pocket pouch, and then...
He took out another bad lot.
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Jiang Jiu and Fo Jiang looked at each other and saw the speechless look in each other's eyes.
The stall owner was so frightened that he jumped up from his stall. His mood was beyond description.
"This, this, this, there must be something wrong with this purse!"
Fo Jiang's usually gentle voice now sounded eerily calm.
"What this poor monk asks of you is this."
He looked at Jiang Jiu as if to say, 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you'. The naked confession made Jiang Jiu unable to help but look away. She was afraid that she would not be able to help but agree.
"Then it seems that this lottery is quite accurate."
Ji Chen smiled coldly and took the stick calmly.
"Ahaha, let's go look at something else."
Jiang Jiu laughed it off, wanting to let the matter go, but Ji Chen also reached into the pocket purse.
Then......
He took out a gray bad fortune stick.
“…”
“…”
The air fell into an eerie silence, making people feel uneasy.
Jiang Jiu was silent. She vaguely felt an aura coming from Ji Chen that was about to destroy the world, but it might just be her illusion.
How could her gentle and cold master think so? It must be an illusion.
"Indeed, I think this fortune-teller is accurate."
Fo Jiang spoke to break the awkward atmosphere, but his words sounded strangely yin and yang.
Jiang Jiu was helpless and turned around to look at the stall owner, but he had already disappeared without a trace and didn't even want the things on the stall. He didn't know whether he was scared or afraid of offending the Immortal Lord.
"...He who knows the times is a hero."
Jiang Jiu gave the stall owner a thumbs up. It is also a special skill to run away immediately when you see that things are not going well.
"This thing is meaningless, and the calculations will definitely not be accurate. Let's go to the Marriage Tree and take a look."
For the sake of world peace, Jiang Jiu threw the pocket purse back onto the stall owner's stall to prevent further arguments over it.
She shouldn't have looked at it twice just because she thought it looked good.
Jiang Jiu thought frantically.
"Um."
"Um."
This time, Fo Jiang and Ji Chen were surprisingly unanimous, both saying that the broken bag used for drawing lots was definitely inaccurate.
During the Qiqiao Festival, there is a brief opportunity to make a wish to the starry sky. Although it is daytime in the Nine Heavens on ordinary days, the Moon God also has the power to control the night. On all special days, he will appear to show the immortals the night.
"Are we going to see the starry sky soon?"
Jiang Jiu hadn't seen the star map of the Seven Stars for a long time since he reached the Ninth Heaven. Except for the time he saw it once in the Seven Stars Temple, this was the first time.
"Well, if you like, I can ask the Moon Goddess to take turns a few more times."
Ji Chen said it lightly. If Yue Shen heard it, she might burst into tears on the spot.
In order to make a beautiful woman smile, his boss insisted on making him work overtime, which was really sad to hear.
"No, no, for an immortal, the night is just a pleasure for me."
Jiang Jiu shook her head. She didn't want to disturb Jiu Chongtian's normal life.
"Ginger wine?"
Suddenly, a surprised male voice came from behind the three of them, and it sounded familiar.
Jiang Jiu turned around and saw Liu Bai's pretty and slightly charming face.
"Why are you here......"
She thought she had to go to the Marriage Tree to see Liu Bai.
"Of course I sneaked out to play."
Liu Bai spoke with confidence. Today was clearly his day on duty, but he came out like an ordinary immortal, which made people very angry.
Jiang Jiu felt a sense of mischief when he saw Liu Bai so proud.
She pointed at Ji Chen beside her and said to Liu Bai.
"The Immortal Venerable found out about your laziness."
Ji Chen originally had no intention of intervening, since his position was not very important. However, he was suddenly reminded by Jiang Jiu, so he had no choice but to act like a superior.
"What's going on?"
Seeing Ji Chen's cooperation, Jiang Jiu couldn't help but laugh in his heart.
"Ah? Ah? Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian didn't mean it, Xiaoxian is just too tired!"
Liu Bai was not frightened at all. After knowing Ji Chen's identity, he began to stutter.
"Really?"
Jiang Jiu half-closed his eyes, exuding a threatening aura, as if to say, "Confess and I will give you leniency, resist and I will give you severity. I already know you are lying."
“Really…really!”
Liu Bai stuttered, and the word "guilty" was almost written on his face.
Jiang Jiu stared at him, taking a step forward, and Liu Bai taking a step back, until...
She finally couldn't help laughing.
“Ahahahaha!”
Jiang Jiu had long known that Liu Bai's brain wasn't working very well due to his split soul, but he didn't expect that even after he was restored to his priesthood, his brain still didn't get any better and he was still so stupid.
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Liu Bai was stunned by the laughter and had no idea what Jiang Jiu was doing.
"I'm just kidding. Today is the Qiqiao gathering. Playing here today has nothing to do with your status. Don't be afraid."
Jiang Jiu felt better after meeting two acquaintances in a row.
It’s better to go out and walk around more often than to stay stuck in Xianyu Pavilion.
“…”
Liu Bai then realized that he had been fooled. Just as he was about to get angry, he met Ji Chen's eyes, and the anger in his heart disappeared completely in an instant.
No matter how bad Jiang Jiu is, she has a big backer to support her.
Liu Bai felt aggrieved but he had no choice but to follow Jiang Jiu. He was ready to go back to work because his immediate boss was right in front of him.
You can't really skip class in person.
The four of them walked like this, looking at the novel gadgets, and got closer and closer to the marriage tree.
When Jiang Jiu looked up, he could see a huge pink tree rooted in the void, absorbing energy from the void. The violent and impure spiritual power was like arsenic to ordinary immortals, but to the marriage tree, it was nutrients.
It is wrapped with a lot of red strings and wishing cards, which looks very beautiful.
It symbolizes the love of immortals.
"I wrapped these red strings together bit by bit!"
Liu Bai met Ji Chen's gaze and began to show off his achievements.
"The previous God of Marriage was irresponsible, which led to the decreasing number of Taoist couples in the Nine Heavens and the indifference of the immortals."
By the way, don't forget to step on the people with connections.