(A humorous and silly story. The female lead has flaws and it's not a "strong female lead" type of novel. It's recommended to read without overthinking. The male lead is uncertain, ...
Chapter 47 The kids next door were crying with envy.
Chi Li's clothes were wide open, and this time Jiang Jiu didn't need to lower his head to see his well-defined abdominal muscles.
In this dark alley, the abdominal muscles are as bright as the moon and fireflies, making people want to stick their eyes or hands on them.
Jiang Jiu doesn’t know about others, but this is what she thinks now.
As Chi Li approached step by step.
Jiang Jiu couldn't control his lustful impulse and swallowed his saliva in a cowardly manner.
The quiet air was broken by the sound of swallowing.
Jiang Jiu clearly saw that the curve of Chi Li's mouth, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, seemed to pause for a moment, and he did not speak again for a long time.
The air fell into an eerie silence.
Maybe he didn't expect that someone would dare to covet his body so blatantly.
"It's all over! I've completely ruined myself by letting my lustful thoughts run rampant!"
Jiang Jiu has the desire but not the courage, and has already thought of 108 ways to die.
Don’t throw away the shameless social phobia. Coat it with egg liquid and breadcrumbs, and fry it until both sides are golden and crispy. The kids next door will cry with envy!
Jiang Jiu also cried.
Unexpectedly, Chi Li was not angry. He walked forward again towards Jiang Jiu. The smile on his face seemed to deepen a little. He looked down at Jiang Jiu with his fox eyes slightly drooped. He looked like a drunk, not a god, but more like a seductive fairy.
CG images (erotic images) from the game started popping up in Jiang Jiu's head.
That’s it, Akari’s expression is meant to seduce!
Every time the protagonist can’t get out of bed!
"So now... you like..."
Chi Li's lazy voice echoed in the alley, and nine big, fluffy, snow-white tails suddenly appeared behind him. Jiang Jiu's eyes widened instantly.
Just looking at it, I feel that it feels absolutely amazing!
But Chi Li's temptation is not over yet.
"Or this?"
As he spoke, he grabbed Jiang Jiu's wrist with his bony hand and was about to move it towards his chest. It seemed that her hand was about to fall on his jade-like pectoral muscles.
Jiang Jiu's head was so tempted that he felt dizzy, and the alarms for survival in his head malfunctioned.
Just thinking...
'Hey, hey, let me touch it, let me touch it.'
Unfortunately, two centimeters away from his chest, just as Jiang Jiu was about to imagine the warm, silky touch, Chi Li stopped his movements.
Before Jiang Jiu could feel any regret, Chi Li's words made him feel like a bucket of cold water was poured over him, chilling him to the bone.
"So, which one do you like?"
Chi Li still maintained a tone full of seduction, and the warm breath sprayed on Jiang Jiu's neck, and an ambiguous and lingering atmosphere filled the air.
Anyone who walked in would think they were a couple flirting.
Only the ginger wine was as hard as a telephone pole.
His tone awakened Jiang Jiu's long-dormant memories. Jiang Jiu was so familiar with the way he spoke!
He! Wants! To! Do! Something! Bad!
He almost tricked me!
Woo woo woo, mom, help me, the city is full of tricks, I want to go back to the countryside.
He almost caught me because there was too much bait.
"Junior Sister?"
At this time, Ye Yiyi's voice came from outside the dark alley, like a god descending from heaven and saving Jiang Jiu's almost broken neck.
That’s right, Jiang Jiu turned his face to the side to prevent himself from biting the hook again.
That posture is so weird.
“I’m here…”
Jiang Jiu made a weak call, summoning Ye Yiyi, the most invincible and super cute heroine in her mind.
"Junior sister, why haven't you gone back yet?"
As Ye Yiyi's footsteps gradually approached, Chi Li raised his eyebrows and finally let go of Jiang Jiu. At the same time, he also put away his nine big tails and even, like a man, tucked in his clothes.
There was no sign of how seductive and erotic he was just now.
"Junior sister, you..."
Ye Yiyi's voice came from the corner like a cassette tape. As Jiang Jiu expected, Ye Yiyi's eyes were glued to Chi Li.
Just like she did just now.
"Who is this young man?"
Ye Yiyi glanced at Chi Li shyly and asked Jiang Jiu in a sweet and beautiful tone, but she was actually asking Chi Li himself.
Jiang Jiu's mind hadn't recovered yet, so he just answered honestly when someone asked him.
"red..."
Unfortunately, before Jiang Jiu could finish her words, Chi Li herself put a silencing spell on her. She could only blink blankly, as if she couldn't speak anymore.
"He Zhiyan."
Since Chi Li didn't want to say his name, Jiang Jiu could only shut up. He just didn't know what he meant...
Is this a new interest with the heroine?
What is this tragic love story between a god and a mortal woman?
He chased her and she couldn't escape.
"Ah, Mr. He."
After Jiang Jiu saw the two of them make eye contact, he immediately lowered his presence and prepared to slip away.
Anyway, the following plot has little to do with her as an NPC.
"Next time, I'll get the answer."
The invisible seductive voice echoed in Jiang Jiu's mind, scaring her so much that she quickened her pace, but she did not forget to hold the kitten she had just picked up in her arms.
Why is this person haunting me?
Isn’t it Tai Sui!
She just needs to help Chi Li catch him. There is no need to sacrifice her beauty to seduce her. By then, the heroine will be jealous and think she is not fast enough.
Jiang Jiu didn't notice that Chi Li's eyes darkened as he looked at her back, and his eyes were like those of a top predator staring at its prey.
In the dark alley, Chi Li chatted with the polite Ye Yiyi for a few words.
The topic revolved vaguely around ginger wine.
It’s just that Chi Li’s level was too high, Ye Yiyi didn’t notice it at all, and looked at Chi Li with joy in her eyes.
"My little junior sister is very popular with monsters. I feel that it is difficult for humans to be liked by so many monsters. She is really amazing. Unlike me, I can only practice hard."
Ye Yiyi was still talking to herself, but Chi Li sensitively caught the message in Ye Yiyi's words.
"Oh~ You're very popular with monsters, right?"
As soon as Chi Li finished speaking, Ye Yiyi immediately took over.
"Yeah, sometimes I wonder if she's human."
As she spoke, Ye Yiyi seemed to suddenly realize that she had said something wrong and covered her mouth in panic.
"Sorry, sorry, it's because I envy her too much that..."
Chi Li comforted Ye Yiyi in a gentle voice, like an older brother next door.
"It's okay, everyone does this, don't blame yourself."
Chi Li ended the topic calmly, and Ye Yiyi could only say goodbye to Chi Li reluctantly. Before parting, she wanted to leave a sound transmission talisman, but Chi Li blocked her with the theory of fate.
"If we are destined to meet again, we can meet again next time."
When Chi Li was alone, he slightly felt the scent of ginger wine remaining in his hand and showed a meaningful expression.
"Bai Ze? I thought he was dead..."
"But he only has a spirit... I'm afraid he can't seriously injure Sui Yin..."
Sekirei's slender fingers rubbed against each other.
Maybe I should find another time to ask for an answer.