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Chapter 417 So Shameful

Chapter 417 So Shameful

Finally, one day, someone raised this question and asked them what they were doing. They honestly told them what they were thinking.

Da Bao honestly said, "Auntie, you don't have a child yet, so a child will soon appear in your yard. We'll wait here and pick up the child. I want to be the child's father."

The aunt said in shock, "You're a girl, how can you be a father?"

Da Bao asked in confusion, "Can't we? Why?"

Meeting Da Bao's innocent gaze, the aunt explained, "Of course not, a father has to be a man, you can only be a mother in the future."

Da Bao thought for a moment and said nonchalantly, "Okay then, I'll be the mom and Xiao Bao will be the dad."

Xiao Bao frowned and said, "I don't want to. I like my mom. I want to be my mom."

The auntie laughed hysterically at their words, but she still managed to suppress her laughter as she asked, "So who told you that you can find children in the yard?"

Da Bao honestly replied, "Mom told us that we were found by her in the yard."

After thinking for a moment, the aunt basically understood what was going on.

She said helplessly, "You weren't found in the yard, you came out of your mother's belly, so don't go to other people's yards, you can't find babies in those yards."

Da Bao remained silent and said, "Impossible. We found it in the yard. My mother told me that herself."

The aunt said, "Your mother is lying to you."

Da Bao didn't believe it: "Why would Mom lie to me?"

"Because your mother suffered a lot when she gave birth to you, she didn't want you to know about her suffering, so she simply kept quiet. Think about it, you've been to so many courtyards, haven't you seen a single child? That's because there simply weren't any children there."

After listening to her words, the two children thought about it carefully and found that it was indeed true.

Actually, they weren't entirely without suspicions.

If there were really children in the yard, they should have found them long ago, but they haven't found a single one.

There are most likely no children in the yard at all.

Just like this aunt said, they came out of their mother's belly.

This is highly likely.

But……

Xiao Bao asked curiously, "But Auntie's belly is so big, it's possible that I came out of her belly. But Mommy's belly is so small, how did we come out?"

Da Bao nodded: "Xiao Bao and I are so big, how could we possibly fit into Mommy's tummy? And why did we come out of Mommy's tummy? Did Mommy eat us?"

The aunt's face froze.

She looked down at her belly, which was indeed quite large.

The food has been pretty good lately, so she's been eating a lot and gained weight. But it's a bit much that the two kids have to be so explicit about it, which is quite baffling.

But these are just two three-year-old children; she can't argue with children.

All she could say was, “You were actually very small at first, just a seed, very, very small. You grew slowly inside your mother’s belly, but even when you grew up, you were still very small. When you grew a little bigger, you were born.”

“You are not the same as you were back then. You have grown up so much that it is impossible for you to be put back into your mother’s belly now.”

The two babies listened and thought what she said made a lot of sense, so they believed her.

"Oh, I see. We came out of our mother's tummy."

"right."

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There won't be any children in my yard, so you don't need to stay here anymore. You can go now."

"Okay." This time, the children's voices were crisp and clear.

They all left.

With the children gone, the whole world returned to silence.

This aunt is not married yet, but she is not young anymore. Recently, her family has been urging her to get married and have children. She used to like children and thought they were very cute, but now she thinks children are too noisy.

Especially when a group of children get together, they can really talk a lot.

Now everything is alright, the children are all gone, and the world is quiet again, the whole world is peaceful.

It's so nice to be quiet.

However, she found it interesting and shared it with her neighbors.

So soon everyone was talking about it.

Anyway, it's just a funny story about a three-year-old child. It's just for fun and nothing serious.

But losing face is still losing face.

It was Shen Zhixia who lost face.

It was just a family matter, but now it's become common knowledge.

Shen Zhixia was utterly speechless.

Da Bao and Xiao Bao kept asking her, "Mommy, Mommy, did we come out of your tummy?"

Xiao Bao touched Shen Zhixia's belly; it was soft.

Shen Zhixia asked, "What are you going to do?"

Xiao Bao said, "Mom, your belly is flat and thin, how can you give birth to two big ones like us?"

Shen Zhixia said, "Did you take a bunch of children to other people's yards today and disturb them? Didn't I tell you not to do things that make things difficult for others?"

As a result, they really embarrassed themselves in front of others.

Seeing Shen Zhixia's serious expression, the two children were clearly frightened.

Mrs. Huo quickly said, "Don't be angry, they didn't do it on purpose."

She quickly shooed the children away: "You haven't fed the rabbits all day. They are your pets, and you need to take care of them. If you don't feed them soon, they will starve to death. Go on now."

"Okay, Grandma."

The two children then left.

Shen Zhixia said, "Mom, you spoil them too much, that's why they've become so unruly."

Mrs. Huo said helplessly, "They are just children. Why are you arguing with them? They don't understand anything."

While this is true—if Shen Zhixia hadn't deceived them, they wouldn't have caused all this trouble—the things they did were truly baffling.

"How was I supposed to know they'd make such a big deal out of it? Sigh."

But in the end, she let them go. After all, they were her own children, and she couldn't do anything about it. She couldn't very well beat them up.

Such a young child can't take a beating. Let's wait until he's a bit older.

Shen Zhixia thought that if they made mistakes again when they grew up, she would really have to resort to family discipline.