Cats Are Not Like That

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A mutated giant cockroach appeared in the male dormitory, scaring four boys, each averaging 1.8 meters tall, into screaming. Xie Yun saw a small cat lying on his bed, st...

13? Chapter 13: It’s a Small World

13 Chapter 13: It’s a Small World

◎This cat is not an ordinary cat, she is a human◎

Wu Yahua didn't know Lin Yaonan's name, so she gave him a name, Xiaohei.

This is very consistent with his characteristics.

Others are white and glowing, but he is black, glowing from his face to his legs.

Lin Yaonan didn't understand what the cat meant by suddenly fluttering and falling to the ground. He asked, "Do you have fleas? Are you itchy?"

Who has fleas? I don’t have any fleas, Wu Yahua meowed, I want to eat meat, big brother, eat the meat in the hot pot——

Wu Yahua rolled over on her stomach, exposing her belly, and blinked at Lin Yaonan.

"Hmm..." Lin Yaonan shook his head, reached his chopsticks into the pot, and stirred the already boiling hot pot.

The fragrance is stronger.

The leftover hotpot that has been left overnight has a unique flavor. The soup and flavor are soaked into the food, and when heated over an open flame, the rich aroma reaches its peak.

The whole house was filled with boiled tripe, fat, and pig throat.

Seeing that her cute act didn't get Lin Yaonan's attention, Wu Yahua stood up from the ground, rushed to the countertop in one step, her eyes full of anticipation, and meowed at Lin Yaonan a few times.

This time, Lin Yaonan finally understood what it wanted to do.

"You want to eat it?" Lin Yaonan picked up a piece of ham from the pot, and the spicy and shiny soup dripped down the ham.

Also dripping down was Wu Yahua's saliva.

Although Xiao Hei is a bit rough, he is smart and has a better understanding than Xie Yun. Sometimes Wu Yahua calls out for a long time, but Xie Yun still has no idea what she wants to do.

The cat nodded, and its drool wet the cat hair at the corners of its mouth.

"Okay, I'll give it to you. It's a little spicy, but I'll see if you can handle it..."

Lin Yaonan picked up a slice of ham with chopsticks and put it close to the cat's mouth. He was worried that the cat would feel spicy, but before he could finish his words, the cat had already taken the slice of ham in its mouth, put it in its mouth, and chewed it with big mouthfuls.

This opened Lin Yaonan's eyes, "You are not afraid of spicy food at all."

Spiciness is nothing. Wu Yahua loves spicy food the most.

"I want to eat more." Wu Yahua stood on the counter, glanced at Lin Yaonan, and then looked into the pot.

Lin Yaonan once again understood what the cat said.

"You want more?"

Wu Yahua nodded and said, "Yes, I still want to eat."

As long as she can eat hot pot, Wu Yahua is willing to endure this house without air conditioning and be scorched by the heat.

In Xie Yun's dormitory, there is air conditioning on 24 hours a day, but Wu Yahua still yearns for some things that she cannot get, such as this pot of leftover hot pot.

The dining area was moved to the living room.

The pot of leftover hot pot was placed on the small wooden table.

Lin Yaonan specially prepared a bowl for the cat and put meatballs, shrimp dumplings, etc. in it. The cat was picky and didn't eat the meatballs and shrimp dumplings. It opened its mouth wide and shouted for meat.

"Okay, okay, I'll give you some meat." Lin Yaonan put the meatballs and shrimp dumplings back into his bowl and scooped them out of the pot.

After fishing for dozens of seconds, with a pair of chopsticks floating in the red oil, Lin Yaonan finally picked out a piece of mutton roll from the oil soup and put it in the cat's bowl.

Wu Yahua couldn't wait even a second and started eating it, but she got scalded and the soup splashed onto the white hair on her chest, leaving a few red spots.

The cat's face was full of unhappiness, and it shouted at Lin Yaonan.

"Xiao Hei, why don't you help me blow it."

"Yes, I'll blow it for you." Lin Yaonan lowered his head and blew on the mutton roll.

Humph, it’s too late to blow now.

Wu Yahua's tongue was numb from the heat, and it was almost cooked.

Why?

Wu Yahua realized later that Xiao Hei could understand what she was saying.

She was surprised and said to Lin Yaonan who was eating meatballs, "Xiao Hei, do you understand cat language?"

Lin Yaonan was busy eating meatballs when he heard the kitten meowing. He looked up and said, "What did you say? There's a mutton roll in your bowl. Eat it first. I'll pick some meat for you after you finish it."

It turns out I didn't understand, I was just talking nonsense.

Wu Yahua ate the mutton roll that had scalded her once but had now cooled down. She didn't even need to cry out after finishing it. She just stomped her cat legs, and Lin Yaonan picked up a meatball from the pot and put it in her cat bowl.

"You are an interesting little cat." Lin Yaonan chewed something and held his chin with his hand while watching the kitten eat.

Wu Yahua was eating and had no time to pay attention to him. She was wondering what was so interesting about it. Lin Yaonan's next sentence was: "You can also eat hot pot."

It just happened to answer what Wu Yahua was thinking.

How strange, the cat and the man thought at the same time.

As night falls, the heat gradually dissipates, the temperature drops, and it is no longer so hot.

This was the first time Wu Yahua felt so satisfied since she became a cat. She got to eat the hot pot she wanted. Although it was leftover, she didn't mind.

Given her current condition, it would be good enough if she could eat human food.

Those disgusting cat food and cans should be gotten as far away as possible.

After eating and drinking, she lay on the balcony on the sixth floor to look at the scenery. There were shops along the street downstairs, and people were doing business, so it was inevitable that there would be noise. Cats are naturally quiet, but Wu Yahua, as a human, is just the opposite.

She really liked watching the excitement downstairs. When she was in Xie Yun's dormitory, the only place she could see outside was the balcony. It was summer vacation, and there were not many people in the university, so there was nothing exciting to watch.

"Okay, no problem." Lin Yaonan walked towards Wu Yahua while talking on the phone.

The cat's ears moved, and she turned around and saw Lin Yaonan walking towards her with a cell phone in hand.

"Your master and I have added each other on WeChat, and he wants to video call you to see you."

Xie Yun’s face appeared on the phone’s display interface.

That was a tricky angle. The video call interface would often compress the portrait very ugly, but Xie Yun on the phone had a 360° view without any blind spots, and his appearance was not greatly reduced.

He called Goudan on the phone.

Wu Yahua gave him a sharp look and turned away.

"Your master is calling you." Lin Yaonan said, holding the phone, "Listen, meow."

Xiao Hei, although I am grateful to you for giving me hot pot, I will not listen to you just because you gave me hot pot.

Xie Yun is not my master. We are not even classmates. At most, we are alumni and from the same department. I know him, but he doesn’t know me.

Perhaps the only special thing is that he was once my crush, but that was only once.

I, the little kitten, will never accept the relationship between him and me that he is my master.

Xie Yun: "Forget it, it's just like that."

"What's it like?" Lin Yaonan took the phone away from Wu Yahua and started talking to Xie Yun.

"Aren't all cats like this? They're tsundere. They only think of their owners when they're hungry."

Wu Yahua was distracted by the conversation between Xie Yun and Lin Yaonan, while she was looking at the scenery outside the window.

Wu Yahua slept on the sofa in Lin Yaonan's house that night. The torn curtains did not block out any light. Wu Yahua curled up into a ball, covering her eyes with her two cat paws, wondering why the moon was so round and big tonight. Then she remembered that today was the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

The next day, Wu Yahua was awakened by a deafening knock on the door.

"Open the door quickly, nephew."

The voice sounds so familiar.

Wu Yahua was half asleep and half opened her eyes when she saw Lin Yaonan walking out of the bedroom rubbing his eye boogers and going to open the door.

He was shirtless and wore a pair of pink pajama shorts.

The pink shorts made his dark skin look even darker.

The naked upper body has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and is well-proportioned. The lean flesh on the body is not fat if it is more, and not thin if it is less.

Wu Yahua was no longer sleepy and woke up immediately.

Welfare!

Waking up to see such a pleasing scene, which cat can have such a happy life?

After the door opened, the woman standing outside came in with a cane and a bag of duck eggs covered in feces. She said, "These eggs belong to your aunt..."

As he was speaking, he suddenly stopped.

He Mei, carrying a bag of duck eggs, looked at Wu Yahua lying on the sofa.

Wu Yahua widened her eyes, unable to believe that the world was so small and she could meet that crazy woman He Mei again.

What did she call Xiao Hei? Nephew!

She claimed to be his aunt.

"Ah——" He Mei screamed with joy and ran towards Wu Yahua.

What a coincidence! I let it escape from the dormitory yesterday, and today it appeared on its own.

Wu Yahua's fur stood on end and she was chased all over the house by He Mei.

Crazy bitch, absolutely crazy bitch!

Lin Yaonan did not sit idly by. When He Mei chased Wu Yahua, he chased He Mei and tried to stop her.

"Auntie, that's my friend's cat. He's keeping it with me temporarily. Don't chase it. You'll scare it."

He Mei was caught up by Lin Yaonan and was grabbed. He Mei's face looked as if she was about to ascend the throne and become an emperor. She was extremely happy and excited.

"Nephew, you don't know, this cat is not an ordinary cat, she is a human. If you catch her and make a pill, your aunt's cultivation will be greatly improved!"

"Auntie!" Lin Yaonan asked seriously, "Did you forget to take your medicine again? You just came back from the psychiatric hospital last year. A few months ago, the doctor said your condition had worsened and your hallucinations had worsened. You went from taking medicine three times a day to four times a day. Tell me, how many times did you take the medicine yesterday?"

really.

Wu Yahua knew that He Mei was sick, and now she got confirmation from Xiao Hei, it was indeed true.

But Wu Yahua found it strange that this mentally ill patient could see that he was a human being.

"Nephew, she is really a human being. Let your aunt go. Whether your aunt can return to heaven depends on her."

"Auntie, thank you for the eggs, but you need to go home and rest now. I have to go to work soon, so I won't keep you here."

No matter how much He Mei emphasized that the cat was transformed from a human, Lin Yaonan didn't believe it.

No normal person would believe what He Mei said.

Lin Yaonan dragged He Mei and pushed her out the door.

"Auntie, come home quickly. It's going to rain. You must have clothes hanging out to dry at home. Hurry up and go home to collect the clothes."

Wu Yahua glanced out the window. The sky was clear without even a cloud. It was obvious that the temperature was around 38°C.

Once the door is closed, the world does not become peaceful.

He Mei was still knocking on the door outside, screaming and howling that the cat was transformed from a human.

"Don't be afraid." Lin Yaonan said to Wu Yahua who was hiding behind the curtains, "My aunt's daughter, Zuo Feiyu, was killed by her boyfriend two years ago. Since then, my aunt has been traumatized and has become unhinged. My uncle Zuo An later married a rich woman and became a gigolo. After divorcing my aunt, her mental state became even more abnormal."

"Understand, kitten."

After Lin Yaonan finished speaking, he walked into the bedroom.