5 Chapter 5: Two Faces

◎Cat food is crunchy, and everyone suffers◎

It is true that Xie Yun felt pity and love for the cat when he picked it up. It is also true that Xie Yun feels impatient with the cat now that he sees it has pooped a very smelly shit and has climbed onto the bed to sleep.

The kitten was grabbed by Xie Yun's scruff, and was suspended in the air with its big round eyes wide open. At that moment, Xie Yun felt sorry for it.

Forget it, it's just an animal. Why bother to compete with it? It would be terrible if it could understand human language.

Xie Yun gently placed the kitten on the ground, nudged it with his foot, and said, "There are so many beds in the dormitory, just find one to sleep on, don't sleep on mine."

Although he knew that the kitten couldn't understand human language, Xie Yun still ordered it not to get on his bed.

Wu Yahua sat on the ground, watching Xie Yun put away his schoolbag and walk to the balcony.

At this time, the sky on the balcony was completely dark. Wu Yahua didn't have a watch or a mobile phone, so she didn't know what time it was. She saw Xie Yun take the washbasin and go to the bathroom and shower room on the balcony to get hot water. Xie Yun stood in front of the sink brushing his teeth and washing his face. Wu Yahua knew it was getting late.

It's time to rest and sleep again.

Wu Yahua raised her paw. The back of her hand was covered with fluffy white hair, and the palm was covered with pink pads. She still couldn't adapt to the fact that she had turned into a cat. She no longer spoke human words, but a long string of meows.

"Meow——" Wu Yahua wanted to sing a song to relieve the unhappiness in her heart.

Xie Yun had toothpaste foam in his mouth. When he heard Goudan cat suddenly meow loudly, he thought something had happened to Goudan cat. Xie Yun poked his head out of the balcony door and saw that Goudan cat was fine. He was just sitting there, singing boredly.

That’s right, the dormitory door is closed, the cat can’t go out, and strangers can’t come in. What kind of accident can happen in the dormitory?

Xie Yun raised his finger in front of his lips and said, "Shh, Goudan, no noise at night."

It's the second day after the exams, summer vacation has begun, and almost everyone on this floor has left, so who can cause any trouble?

Wu Yahua insisted on howling, because she was a cat now and Xie Yun had just woken her up from her deep sleep and picked her up.

Being a human being might be more restrained, but being a cat is different.

Cats can go crazy if they want.

"Meow~" Wu Yahua sang the tune of "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" with a trembling voice.

Before it could howl to the highest note, Xie Yun picked it up.

Open the door, close the door, Wu Yahua sat outside the door in a daze.

She was thrown out by Xie Yun.

She couldn't believe that her crush was so cruel to a young and ignorant kitten!

She looked back at the closed door with the number 309 written on it, howled twice in dissatisfaction, and then slammed the door hard with her claws.

Open the door for me—

There was no movement in the room and Xie Yun remained indifferent.

At this time, a boy walking down the corridor saw the kitten squatting at the door of dormitory 309 and said, "Isn't this the cat that Xie Yun picked up? What happened? Did Xie Yun accidentally lock you out?"

People, please stay out of this matter.

What do you mean by accidentally? It was that guy Xie Yun who grabbed her neck and drove her out.

The boy was kind-hearted and knocked on the door of Room 309. "Thank you for your luck, thank you for your luck."

The door opened, and the kind-hearted boy pointed at the kitten sitting on the ground with a proud look on its face, and said to Xie Yun who was standing inside the door: "Xie Yun, your cat accidentally slipped out."

"Ah! Really? I didn't even notice. Thank you."

Xie Yun thanked the other party warmly and picked up Goudan Cat. In front of the boy, Xie Yun stroked Goudan Cat's head and said affectionately, "Goudan, how come you ran out when I just turned around?"

What? !

Wu Yahua was shocked. This man... he has two faces!

As soon as the door closed, Wu Yahua jumped out of Xie Yun's arms without waiting for Xie Yun to put her down.

He is two different people in front of others and behind their backs.

hypocritical!

Xie Yun, who was called hypocritical by Wu Yahua, had returned to his indifferent expression. He stood there, looking down at Goudanmao.

"Next time, I will throw you farther away."

I can't tell if it's a threat or the truth.

Wu Yahua suddenly realized that she knew very little about Xie Yun. She was attracted to him just because of his handsome face among the crowd, and developed feelings that belonged to a girl of her age.

Youthful hormones will beautify your imagination of someone you like.

In the past, Wu Yahua and Xie Yun's interactions were limited to attending large classes in the classroom twice a week. The closest distance between them was when he sat in the front row and she sat in the back row, with a row of people between them.

Wu Yahua has never spoken to Xie Yun.

It is even possible that Xie Yun does not even know Wu Yahua or her name.

Thinking of this, Wu Yahua meowed.

I don't like Xie Yun anymore, I want to become a human again!!!

Her thoughts and prayers did not move God. She was still a little cow cat, called Goudan by Xie Yun, and Xie Yun also despised her for jumping onto the bed after taking a shit.

I really want to shit next to Xie Yun's pillow, but I'm afraid that Xie Yun will really get angry and awaken the devil in his heart. Then the dog, egg and cat will turn into an egg and cat, and be beaten and hit by Xie Yun.

Before Xie Yun went to sleep, he sat on the bed and read for a while. When he finished reading and was about to fall asleep, he looked at the cat food in the cat bowl that was not moving at all. He said to Goudan, the cat who was lying on the desk and wagging his tail impatiently, "Goudan, eat the cat food quickly. If you don't eat it today, I won't fill it with fresh cat food tomorrow."

snort.

Who cares.

Who can this crappy cat food threaten?

As soon as the lights went out, Xie Yun lay down on the bed and went to sleep.

A little after three in the morning, Xie Yun was awakened from his sleep by a crunching sound that sounded like someone biting snap peas.

Snap, snap.

Then came the sound of chewing.

Then there was another click, click.

Loud chewing sounds.

What the hell? Xie Yun reached for the phone next to his pillow and shone it in the light of the phone screen. In his blurry vision, he saw a round cat head standing next to his pillow. The cat didn't run away even when it was illuminated by the light, and there was no guilt on its face.

Goudan the cat was eating cat food, but he didn't eat in front of the cat bowl. Instead, he deliberately jumped onto the bed and came to Xie Yun's ear and chewed it like chewing gum.

Cat food is crunchy and everyone suffers.

The kitten swallowed the cat food in its mouth and meowed in Xie Yun's ear.

Man, didn’t you let me eat cat food? Didn’t you say that if I don’t finish this bowl of cat food, you won’t give me fresh cat food tomorrow?

Now, I, the cat named Goudan and my human name Wu Yahua, will eat it in front of you!

Thank goodness he was lucky, so he pushed away the cat that was eating cat food next to his ear in the middle of the night.

"Get lost, why are you so noisy?"

The kitten jumped down and landed on the ground, letting out a loud and sad cry.

The light from the mobile phone on the upper bunk immediately shone down, and Xie Yun was worried that the cat would be pushed down and fall.

He was so angry that he didn't think of actually abusing or hurting it.

As a novice cat owner, Xie Yun had no luck with adding this little guy to his life. The kitten was stubborn and naughty, and he couldn't adapt to it.

Before the light from the phone shone on it, the kitten had already struck a pose with a pitiful expression and a wailing meow.

Man, if you don’t kiss me, I can’t get up.

Wu Yahua is not good at playing the role of a green tea person, but once she puts on this cat skin and becomes a cat, she can let herself go and playing the role of a green tea cat is a piece of cake.

As expected, Xie Yun would quickly climb down from the upper bunk and comfort the kitten lying on the ground pretending to be paralyzed.

In real life, Xie Yun took a photo with his phone and saw Goudanmao lying on the ground in an elegant posture, with no missing arms or legs, and no blood at the corner of his mouth. He said, "Why are you screaming if you didn't die from the fall?"

Xie Yun turned over, rolled up the quilt, and fell asleep facing the wall.

Wu Yahua's entire cat body was shaking, and the cold acid rain was hitting the cat's face.

What a ruthless and vicious man.

Or maybe she thought too highly of Xie Yun. His kind and handsome face concealed his true nature.

So this is the consequence of judging people by their appearance. The cat is heartbroken.

The next day, Xie Yun woke up, opened the curtains and saw that the sun was already high in the sky.

I looked at the alarm clock and it was 11 o'clock in the morning. Why didn't the alarm go off at 8 o'clock in the morning?

I touched the phone next to my pillow again, but it was gone.

I had to go to the training building to do experiments at 8:30 this morning, and it's already 11 o'clock.

Although Xie Yun was panicking, he remained calm. He put on his clothes and shoes, walked briskly from one end to the other, and brushed his teeth and washed his face.

Then he walked from one end to the other, packed up his books and put them in his schoolbag.

It took me five minutes to quickly get ready and go out.

When Xie Yun was about to close the door with his backpack on, he intuitively felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at him from behind.

He turned around and saw Goudanmao sitting elegantly.

A cat's tail was curled up, blocking the two cat hands, the cat's whiskers were raised, and the corners of its mouth were grinning, as if it was grinning.

The soft and cute cat face now becomes mighty and domineering, evolving into a tiger.

Xie Yun looked at it.

Yes, that's right, man, just as you thought, it was me, Wu Yahua, who turned off your alarm clock, and it was also me, Wu Yahua, who hid your cell phone.

What can you do to me, man?

Call me King Meow, kowtow to me, and worship me, and I will consider returning your phone to you.

"Goudan, your eye mucus is too dark, drink more water."

After Xie Yun finished speaking, he closed the dormitory door and left.

There was a sound of rapid running in the corridor.

Wu Yahua's rich inner drama was broken by Xie Yun's advice to drink more water.

My idol told me to drink more water. He is such a kind and loving man. He is so kind to small animals. He must be a good person.

Woo woo woo, meow meow is touched.

The previous grudges with him, then just write it off~

Wu Yahua took out the hidden cell phone, threw it on the desk, and turned on the turned-off phone.

As soon as I turned on the phone, a call came in from an unfamiliar number.

It was impolite to answer a phone call, so the cat scratched the phone with its claws a few times, trying to hang up, but its cat paw pads accidentally touched the other end and the call was answered.

Wu Yahua was about to apologize to Miaomiao when a crying and broken female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I'm pregnant, pregnant! If you don't answer my calls or reply to my messages, I'll die in front of you!"

All the hair on Wu Yahua's body stood on end.

Xie Yun got the girl pregnant and then just walked away without taking any responsibility?

Oh my god, meow.

The call was disconnected for no reason. Wu Yahua spat at the air and cursed, "Xie Yun, you cold-blooded scumbag, I don't like you anymore!"