After saving a stray cat after school, he unexpectedly became the "Chosen One by Cats" and was forced to take on the mission of guarding the gates of hell. Yun Jian's heart rejected it....
"So why chocolate?"
Li Hua put aside all distractions and followed Team Nangong on the night patrol, leaving Ragdoll Cat alone sitting in the study of the Super Power Sect's villa, wondering angrily what went wrong that caused the undercover agent to ignore such an obvious clue from the mirror and mistakenly take chocolate as his weakness.
[Maybe it was because you took a bite of chocolate at that moment?]
The cat toy who was watching the fun guessed with a smile.
[It doesn't matter. The result is the same anyway. The twenty-eight constellations have already known the weakness of the puppet cat.]
Ragdoll Cat's eyes widened: "How are they the same? One is a beautiful mythological setting, and the other just means that I am allergic to chocolate. There is a huge difference!"
Cat toy chin support.
[But cats can’t eat chocolate.]
The two of them discussed for a long time without coming to any valid conclusion, and they were not in a hurry. They just bickered with each other easily until Li Hua's night patrol was over. Yun Jian put on his backpack and prepared to go to school, and there was a gentle knock on Ragdoll Cat's bedroom door, and the priest's respectful voice came from outside the house.
"Lord Bo'ou, I will follow your will. Your humble servant will conduct a major purge of the sect's internal personnel to ensure the purity of the sect's believers and spread your glory to all parts of the world."
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Yun Jian couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he said the word "purity".
The priest continued, "It's just that there are good and bad people in the sect, and many blasphemers disguise themselves as your loyal believers. With the mortal eyes of slaves like us, it is really difficult to distinguish them. Please give me some time..."
Yun Jian understood.
He clearly didn't assign any tasks to the priest, so there was no such thing as a grace period. The priest came to him for help.
It's reasonable to think so. After all, it takes a huge price to resurrect the god. It's impossible that it's just to worship him as an ancestor. Whether it's becoming a servant of God, possessing divine power, or immortality, what the fanatics desire is far more than the price they paid.
And now, the priest, who could wait no longer, took the first cautious step.
If Ragdoll Kitty continues to play dumb this time, even if the priest dares not act rashly because of his faith and fear, he will inevitably plant the seeds of doubt in his heart - and Ragdoll Kitty's situation cannot withstand any temptation.
Fortunately, the Twenty-Eight Mansions have already expressed their intention to attack the Cat God Sect. Yun Jian thought thankfully that there was no need to pretend to be friendly with the priests anymore. They could just make a big move and arrest all the members of the sect.
The ragdoll cat was thinking of a solution in the house, while the priest was sweating outside.
His temptation was blatant and bold, and the priest himself knew that the gods who could see through the true face of the fanatics at the banquet must also be able to see through the little calculations in his heart.
However, the god's temperament was too indifferent. He did not seek revenge on the Twenty-Eight Mansions that had sealed him or continue to destroy the world after his revival as they had originally imagined. He also did not have any plans to select divine servants to expand his power. Instead, he sat in his bedroom reading leisurely every day. Except for attending the banquet, he had not even left the villa for so many days.
Now that I think about it, it’s no wonder that no one had ever heard of the Cat God’s name before he destroyed the world. It must be because he was too much of a homebody.
However, the Cat God Sect has offended too many people because of the previous explosion. The Twenty-Eight Mansions are clearing out their strongholds, and other super-powered sects are also hunting down their members. Now they all rely on the deterrence of the Cat God to prevent the Twenty-Eight Mansions and other sects from acting rashly. But if the Cat God still does not take action, this deterrence will sooner or later cease to exist.
Great Cat God, the priest said silently in his heart, everything your humble servant has done is to maintain your great rule.
Perhaps hearing his sorrowful voice, the god chuckled and said, "Come in."
This time the priest didn't even dare to stand up. He crawled on his knees to open the door and enter the house. Seeing the god's half-smile, he didn't say a word. Instead, he knocked his forehead heavily on the floor, making a crisp sound.
Yun Jian almost asked reflexively, "Is this melon ripe?"
He blinked, trying to adjust his state back to the script he had just written. He tapped the wheelchair armrest with his fingertips, and said in a lazy and casual tone, but seemed to be full of interest: "Priest, do you like playing games?"
The priest, whose mind was full of sectarian disputes and grievances, was stunned and almost didn't react, so much so that his tongue was a little tied: "Ah? Like... like?"
"Ever catch a mouse? Ever play mouse-catching?"
Being stared at by the god's expectant gaze, the priest inexplicably developed a sense of shame that he was useless as he had never caught a mouse.
He shook his head to shake off the absurd feeling that suddenly rose in his heart: "I have never played it before, please teach me."
Ragdoll Cat glanced at him indifferently, with a hint of melancholy in his tone of reminiscence.
"When I was in the Spirit Pond of the Divine Realm, I often played the mouse-catching game with the Tengu."
"It's easy to catch mice, but there are some tricks to the game. If you kill them at lightning speed, or attack them one by one, you may win, but it won't be that exciting."
“So when catching a mouse, you should first loosen your grip and let the mouse slip away a few miles. When it runs to the edge of the divine realm and is about to escape, you can then grab it in your palm. This feeling of great joy and then great sorrow is considered true fun.”
Yun Jian's words were not nonsense. He referred to the daily life of the Cat God as told by the cat toy, and deleted some unnecessary things - for example, the so-called mouse was actually the first servant of the God, and every time the Cat God and Tengu played the mouse catching game, they would sneak into the God's mansion and pick up His servant in one bite.
The priest was stunned and took a moment to digest the information. He was about to praise the god for the fun of the mouse-catching game, but suddenly he saw the god's meaningful eyes and suddenly realized: "Sir, what you mean is--"
Ragdoll Cat curled his lips slightly: "It seems you are not that stupid."
The priest was overjoyed and so excited that he blurted out: "I'm stupid, I'm really stupid! So, sir, do you want to kill all those damn blasphemers?"
The ragdoll cat tilted its head, said nothing, and stared at the priest indifferently.
The priest felt guilty and breathless, his brain was working quickly, and soon he realized, "First let them think they have a sure win, and then immediately reverse the outcome, from great joy to great sorrow! I understand! So the rumor that the adults are afraid of chocolate was actually spread by you on purpose?"
Yun Jian snorted lightly.
He knew that since the undercover agent could see that his weakness was chocolate, there was no way the priest who hosted the banquet would be unaware of it.
[This guy is not only a bad guy, but also not loyal at all.]
Cat toys are heartbroken.
[I thought he really worshipped the Cat God!]
What's the point of worship and admiration from such people? Can I eat it? Yun Jian didn't care about the depression of the cat toy, but acting was more important, so he didn't have time to talk to the cat toy. He casually took a piece of chocolate from the fruit bowl next to him, picked it up, slowly peeled off the tin foil and put it in his mouth.
As for why the priest put chocolate in the fruit plate when he knew that the Cat God's weakness was chocolate, he didn't ask. The priest, knowing that he was in the wrong, didn't dare to mention it. He just lowered his head even more and prostrated himself on the floor, like Patrick who was melted by the sun.
"Do you understand what I mean?" After the priest was in a nearly suffocating silence, the ragdoll cat finally spoke, "Do you know what to do?"
The priest thought quickly with a strong desire to survive, and guessed carefully: "Since those blasphemers think they know your weakness, we will pretend to add fuel to the fire. As long as the news spreads that the sect wants to gather believers together and let you grant them strength, they will definitely be restless. Then leave loopholes and let them think that you have been hit by the weakness of chocolate and are ready to destroy our sect. At the critical moment, you will take action to wipe them out. Is that right?"
Ragdoll Cat nodded with satisfaction: "Other sects are not important, we must make sure that the people of the Twenty-Eight Mansions know the news."
Because the Twenty-Eight Mansions once sealed our God, He wanted revenge, and the priest understood.
After saying this, Ragdoll Cat waved his hand lazily to signal the priest to leave. After thinking for a moment, he added, "You said you wanted to spread the news that I grant power to believers?"
The priest nodded and looked up at the god's expression with fear, fearing that he would be angry.
"That's not a bad idea," Ragdoll Cat raised his eyebrows slightly, thinking of something, and his lips suddenly curved, "Remember to have all my followers present that day. No one who has attended the banquet should be left out."
The priest recalled the god's unsatisfactory comments about the believers attending the banquet, and shuddered subconsciously. But he soon realized that He meant to bestow great power on true believers, and a surge of ecstasy suddenly surged in his heart.
His smile gradually spread and he happily took his leave. He was still humming an unknown tune as he left the villa. He was no longer angry even when he saw the news about the Twenty-Eight Mansions and other sects presented by the fanatics.
I'll let you show off for a few more days, but once the plan is completed, you will all be dead without a burial place!
The priest was happy, and the ragdoll cat on the other side was also wagging its tail happily.
"As expected of me," he boasted to Cat Toy happily, "It's so easy to convince the priest to fall into my trap!"
[The sooner these guys who ruin the reputation of Cat God are eliminated, the better!]
Cat toys are full of fighting spirit.
Excitedly imagining the miserable appearance of the fanatics crying after being arrested, and gesticulating with the cat toy in his mind about how he should teach this group of people a lesson, the ragdoll cat's face suddenly changed, and he bent down slightly, covered his stomach, and hissed softly: "Ah!"
Cat Toy was stunned.
[So you really can't eat chocolate?]
Before I could reply, the next moment, a fluffy little white cat like a long-haired ball came out from under a pile of clothes and jumped into the garden through the window crack as if it knew where to go. I looked around furtively, but didn't see anyone or a surveillance camera, so I breathed a sigh of relief and meowed twice to refute the cat toy: "That's not the case, meow!"
The chocolate must have gone bad! It's definitely not the cat's fault!
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