Transversing to the Primordial World and becoming Kuafu of the Witch Tribe, I bound a check-in system. As long as I check in at special locations, I can obtain generous rewards.
"Ding! Ch...
"mortal?"
"So mortals aren't considered human in your eyes, right?"
"Big Hammer, you have truly disappointed me!"
A cold glint flashed in Kuafu's eyes, and with a swift movement of his sword, the Nine Heavens Divine Sword appeared in his hand, suddenly positioned against Kuafu's neck.
Kua Dachui said in a trembling voice, "Father, Father, please calm down, I... I am your biological son."
"Husband, no, no!"
Yuan Feng and Nuwa transformed into a divine rainbow and entered the room. Yuan Feng grabbed the exaggerated hammer and pulled it behind her.
Kuafu's eyes were bloodshot as he roared, "Yuanfeng, you're protecting him! Sooner or later he'll die by his own hand!"
Tears streamed down Yuan Feng's face. This was the first time since she had followed Kuafu that she had heard the man she loved rebuke her in such a harsh tone.
“My husband, although he has lived for tens of thousands of years, he is still a child.”
"When you give him a little..."
"Okay, shut up. I don't want to hear you speak."
Kuafu took a deep breath, waved his sleeve, and altered the memories in the minds of everyone watching, making it seem as if they had never encountered this event at all.
He dragged the exaggerated hammer to the entrance of Penglai Immortal Island.
"You look down on mortals, but little do you know that before I set foot in the primordial world, I was also a humble mortal."
Kuafu stood with his hands behind his back and said angrily, "If it weren't for the mortals you speak of, who kept me warm, I don't know how many unbearable nights I would have had to endure!"
"I am very grateful to those female technicians and young ladies. It is because of them that my humble past life seems to have had some warm moments."
"Yet, in the mouth of you, this rich and powerful young master, these people are nothing but animals, nothing but lowly beasts!"
"good!"
"very good."
"I will now transform you into a mortal and let you experience nine lifetimes of reincarnation so that you can truly understand the life of a mortal."
Upon hearing this...
Kua Dachui was stunned. He hurriedly knelt down in front of Kuafu, clutching his clothes tightly with both hands, and cried out, "Father, I don't want to be a mortal. Father, I beg you, I really know I was wrong."
"Please spare me, Father! I'll kowtow to you!"
Kuafu sneered, "You who don't even treat people like human beings, do you know you've done something wrong?"
"Tell me, do you want to be a woman or a man?"
"If you're going to be a woman, all you know is to be like those prostitutes in brothels."
"To be a man, you have to do the most menial and backbreaking manual labor."
"Hurry up and choose, I feel disgusted just looking at you!"
After struggling for a long time, a look of hatred flashed in Kua Dachui's eyes, and he roared, "I am your son! How can you make me go through nine reincarnations and be a lowly mortal?"
"Father, you rule the world, and all living beings and races must bow down to you. Is it not permissible for your son to be a little arrogant and domineering?"
"If you weren't so arrogant and domineering, would you be trying to control the entire primordial land just to do charity?"
Who doesn't want to be arrogant and domineering?
Who in the world doesn't want that?
"Why are you lecturing me? I was born into a good family; these are things I should enjoy!"
Kua Da Chui glared angrily at Kua Fu, his voice hoarse as he spoke, his eyes bloodshot.
You want to know why, right?
Kuafu said coldly, "Because you are not qualified. This world was built by my own hands. Anyone who wants to enjoy it must get my permission."
"You're a piece of trash. Instead of trying to make up for the fact that you're trash, you've given up on yourself and spend your days indulging in debauchery and living a life of drunkenness. Ask yourself honestly, if it weren't for me, would you deserve to live this kind of life?"
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Fuck your mother, without your father, an idiot like you wouldn't even survive two chapters in a novel, I'd be surprised."
"You look down on mortals? You're just a piece of trash, what gives you the right to look down on mortals?"
"What, you don't like it when I call you a piece of trash, do you?"
"Come on, prove to me that you're not a piece of trash."
Upon hearing these words, Kua Da Chui suddenly knelt on the ground, speechless.
"Hurry up and choose!"
"The men do manual labor, and the women sell themselves!"
Kuafu said in a cold voice.
"Dad, I...I choose the boy."
"Exaggerated Hammer said helplessly."
Kuafu laughed and said, "No, you are not worthy of being a man. You are a disgrace to men. Go, go sell yourself."
Having said that, he waved his sleeve, turning the exaggerated hammer into a 300-pound woman, and then sent her to a small world, to a certain heartbreaking family.
The woman has two younger brothers, and both her parents are ill, so she needs to raise chickens to register her household registration.
But she was a 300-pound fat woman, and one day, she caught the eye of a pimp at a brothel, since some customers liked fat women.
Of course, such guests are extremely rare.
And it is precisely because of this scarcity that this 300-pound fat man has a very difficult life.
"After nine lifetimes of reincarnation, your father will come to take you away."
Kuafu muttered to himself, sighing, "I hope you can give me a surprise when you return."
"Husband, where's the hammer?"
Yuan Feng and Nuwa rushed over and saw Kuafu standing there alone. Yuan Feng's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition inexplicably grew in her heart.
You mean your precious son?
Kuafu laughed and said, "He has become much more sensible. He actually knelt at my feet and begged me to turn him into a 300-pound fat woman and then reincarnate him into a mortal family in a minor world."
He said he wanted to go through nine reincarnations, live the life of an ordinary person, and experience the various aspects of life.
"Hearing this, I smiled with satisfaction. He is indeed my son; his awareness is truly high."