Chen Feng, who had been a simp for three years, was tricked by his girlfriend's sweet words and ended up with a can of gas while he was asleep.
When he woke up again, his mind contained a...
The Anti-Wind Alliance group has been silent for a long time. They were collectively stunned. You know, this is a children's song. They suspect that Feng Yu Chen Feng did this on purpose, just to annoy them.
It's like a war where the enemy's planes and tanks bombard them relentlessly, and their resistance proves their bravery, even though they can't win.
But these nursery rhymes were like sugar-coated bullets thrown at them, and they still couldn't beat them, which was a bit embarrassing.
I have a happy little bird: "Damn, I never thought in my life that I would be conquered by a few nursery rhymes. Fengshen is really amazing."
Life is full of unexpected encounters: "Me too, but upstairs, your username is a bit off. I have the bird you're talking about, don't I?"
Big Corn: "Hahaha, the person upstairs is killing me! Don't you even know yourself?"
The fish in the fish tank: "Hey, hey, you people, don't steer the conversation off-topic! What are you talking about? Weren't we supposed to be reciting nursery rhymes?"
Autumn Leaves: "These four nursery rhymes are so catchy! They're better than many songs on the music scene, especially 'Catching Loaches,' which completely changed my understanding and values about nursery rhymes."
A professional critic's blunt comment: "Let me give you my opinion. First of all, 'Catching Loaches' is very catchy and easy to remember, and kids love it. Secondly, 'Let Us Row Our Boats' feels like a great introduction to traditional music for children. It combines popular music singing techniques with a melody that is suitable for children to learn. You could say Chen Feng is a true genius."
"The third song, 'Only Mother is Good in the World,' has an educational effect. The lyrics are very straightforward and realistic, telling the story of how children without mothers are as helpless and pitiful as a blade of grass. I think all mothers in the world should thank Chen Feng. But I also have some concerns. If Chen Feng doesn't write a song about fathers, will it make many male friends unhappy?"
"The last song is 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.' Both the lyrics and music are simple and straightforward, making it easy to learn. It feels like the perfect song to sing to children before bedtime, a wonderful lullaby that can directly evoke images of stars in a child's mind. It is indeed a very good children's song."
"In summary, since his debut, Chen Feng has taught the Chinese music scene a lesson several times. To put it bluntly, he has given a good slap in the face to some musicians who only know how to suppress and resist and do not know how to make progress. Tonight's four children's songs are like smearing shit on the face of the music scene. It is also telling the musicians in the Chinese music scene that if you do not know how to learn, you will not even be able to eat shit."
"Finally, I hope that Chen Feng can continue to bring everyone a rich variety of great music that is a feast for the ears, and at the same time lead the Chinese music scene to the world, export our Chinese songs to the world, and let the world follow in the footsteps of China to learn. I believe that is a very remarkable and worthwhile thing to do."
This venomous snake's comment sparked numerous comments below it.
"As expected of a professional review and analysis, it was quite solid and very good."
"Indeed, as a mother myself, I am especially grateful to Chen Feng for the song 'Only Mother is Good in the World,' which lets children know how fortunate they are to have a mother. After listening to this song, my baby actually hugged me and cried, and said he loved me."
"As a fellow mom, seeing my son listening to 'Only Mom Is Good in the World' and then clinging to me, even wanting to wash my feet, I couldn't stop crying. I've never been a fan of any celebrities, but after tonight, I'll only be a fan of Chen Feng."
"Everyone may have forgotten that I, Fengshen, don't have a ranking yet. I'm very curious how those bastards from the Chinese Music Association will handle this matter after I release all thirty of my songs. They said they'll re-evaluate it, and I hope there won't be any unexpected problems."
"I'm really looking forward to the final hit. My Fengshen only sang two songs. He said he would sing ten, which means that eight of the next ten songs will be his."
The internet was buzzing with excitement; it was past midnight, but Chen Feng's popularity showed no signs of waning, and strange power consumption was occurring at power plants across China.
Normally, power consumption would drop rapidly after 11 o'clock, but today, it didn't decrease at all even at 12 o'clock. This puzzled the power station staff, who searched for the cause and reported it to their superiors.
Finally, after a joint investigation by multiple departments, the cause of the strange incident was finally figured out. The leaders of the State Grid were very angry. How could a singer be so amazing that he kept the whole country awake?
He wanted to cut off power and shut down a batch of power plants to let them sleep, otherwise the power plants would be overloaded. So he did it, and as a result, a flood of complaints kept the power grid workers busy.
That's not all. His superiors were also receiving a constant stream of calls. When they found out he had received calls from a few old guys in Beijing, he was completely stunned. He must have been terrified. Who the hell is this Chen Feng? How can he have so much power?
"A girl as big as a goose, someone with such a huge energy has never been seen before."
The leader is quite old, from the south, speaks fluent Cantonese, and is talking to himself, clearly angry.
Despite his anger, he still had his men turn the power back on. Out of curiosity, he searched for Chen Feng and clicked on a song called "Iron-Blooded Loyal Heart".
"Goose wine Mou Sangsen, duck song boat, can sing so many beautiful songs."
Before the melody even started, he was sitting with his legs crossed, looking disdainful. But less than a second later, the moment the melody started, and he yelled "Ahhh!", his face turned pale instantly, and he sat up straight.
Having lived for almost seventy years, how could he withstand such an awesome intro bombardment? This completely different style, the shocking intro, the super explosive "ah ah ah" almost made him lose his way.
Then, a man and a woman started singing...
After a long while, tears welled up in the eyes of the power grid leader. He slumped into his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling, his phone still playing "Iron-Blooded Loyal Heart" on repeat. For a person from southern Guangdong, this song, sung in Cantonese, brought back a long-lost feeling of home.
Not to mention the explosive melody, the incredibly catchy tune, and the seamless blend of male and female vocals; the lyrics and music should not belong to the mortal world, but only to heaven—that's how he felt at that moment.
This was just a small interlude. It was 12:30 a.m., and the lights were shining brightly. Everyone except Chen Feng was still awake.
Even Li Qingning was talking to the group of singers, but every now and then, she would run over to cover Chen Feng with a blanket.
It's time for another five song previews and releases. Yang Zhaoyue must be the most nervous, because of the last ten songs, besides eight sung by Chen Feng himself, the other two are hers.
In the entire Fengyu, she is the only singer who did not have a professional background, and she is also the singer who had to record songs the most times before she succeeded. This girl who had been working on an assembly line was unwilling to accept the ordinariness of her life and fate, so she went to Fengyu for an audition and ended up meeting Chen Feng. She became a singer by chance, and at this moment she is still in a daze.