Chapter 223

How to chase the opposite sex

"What is love?"

Huo Tuo pondered for a moment before slowly saying, "If you can stay with someone for a month without quarreling, then you are good friends."

"If you are together for a week without quarreling, then you are lovers. If you quarrel every day but still don't break up..."

Having said that, Huo Tuo made a tactical pause.

The students thought they had answered the question, and suddenly realized: "So this is love?"

Huo Tuo raised his lips into a wicked smile, "NO, this is not love, this shows that you are sick!"

“Hahahaha~~”

"Hehe~~"

In the classroom, boys and girls burst into laughter.

When the noise gradually died down, Huo Tuo continued, "As for what love is, the teacher can't be too general about this question."

"Because everyone has a different understanding of love, everyone has their own way of falling in love."

"Love never has a fixed mode of getting along."

After that, Huo Tuo answered another question from before, "Do you have to fall in love when you go to college? You have to think about the essence of this question."

“In college, you either want to be in a relationship with someone or you want to find someone to be in a relationship with.”

"If it's with someone, I can help you with some advice."

"But if you want to talk about it just because you see others talking about it, it's just blindly following the trend."

"I advise students who have this kind of thought to study their professional courses well."

"True love is to walk the longest path with her for the rest of your life, to love the right person, and never to fall in love just for the sake of falling in love."

Clap, clap, clap.

These words were greeted with heartfelt applause from the entire class.

When the applause gradually died down, more and more people came to ask questions. Whether boys or girls, they basically wanted to know how to pursue the opposite sex.

Huo Tuo sorted out his thoughts and replied, "Let's talk about boys first."

"I'll give you an example. As for why? It's because boys are too loyal. They are so loyal that they only like pretty girls..."

Before the voice died down, there was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

Huo Tuo raised his hands to signal silence, and then gave an example, "Many boys, after arriving at university, believe that they must be the chosen one."

"So when pursuing the opposite sex, they always start with the campus beauty, but after being frustrated, they basically don't reflect on themselves, and turn around to target the campus beauty, department beauty, class beauty, and so on."

"In the end, when you can't even get the girl you once disliked the most, you will realize that there is something wrong with you."

"The teacher's advice is that you should be polite and graceful when pursuing a girl. Even if you fail to win her over after all your efforts, you should not slander or defame her behind her back."

"The most important thing is not to be fickle and choose multiple targets at once. Even if you catch one, the shelf life of this relationship will not last long because you are not sincere in the first place."

Next, Huo Tuo spoke eloquently and answered the questions for the group of female classmates, "It's very easy for a girl to pursue a boy. You just ask him for help and find something that he can easily solve."

"Pretend to need help. When he helps you solve the problem, you should show that you are very happy and that his help is very important to you. To express your gratitude, you can treat him to a meal. This way, you will have some space to be alone."

"This time, by thanking him, you can indirectly find out what he likes. Next time when you ask him for help, you will already know his interests and hobbies. If he likes watching anime, you can discuss anime with him."

"If he likes playing games, when you play games together, even if you are better than him, you should pretend that you don't know how to play games and keep praising your brother for being so good."

"There is no boy in this world who doesn't like to be praised. When you praise him, even if he is not in front of you, the corners of his mouth will be harder to suppress than AK!"

Huo Tuo changed the subject and said, "Some female classmates are still single even though the first semester of their freshman year is almost over. Do you know why they are still single?"

"Your best friend, the girl can't even open the bottle cap, but you can carry your suitcase up to the sixth floor in one breath. The girl can't hold her liquor, but you put your arm around her shoulders to provoke her. Don't be a fish, or laugh at her. Brother, are you a little bitch?"

"The girl was playing games, brother saved me, brother is awesome, you should send your regards to brother and his family, idiot, don't send me off, idiot, are you really a badass? I can beat you better with my feet!"

"How can you expect others to care about you? So the most important factor is to learn to show weakness."

In the classroom, a boy who probably knew a certain girl stood up and shouted after hearing this statement: "Deng Yongtong, the teacher is talking about you, so you are still single!"

"When I bought you a cantaloupe, you actually split it open with your bare hands!!"

"Cheng Tu, this is none of your business. Are you looking for a fight? You asked me to stay up all night to gain points, but what happened? I lost more than ten stars in one night, and you still said you could help me get to Glory. You're a newbie, but you haven't even won as many MVPs as me!"

Deng Yongtong also stood up, put her hands on her hips, and shouted loudly.

"999!"

"Deng Yongtong, Cheng Tu, I wish you a happy marriage!"

"Together, together."

In an instant, Deng Yongtong's aggressiveness disappeared, and her face turned red with embarrassment, "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't like Cheng Tu."

"You don't like Cheng Tu, he asked you to play games all night, and he made you lose one or two stars, but you still played with him all night?"

"That's right, that's right. I don't feel anything at all. I found an excuse to log off and go to bed a long time ago."

"Sister, please stop lying to yourself."

Deng Yongtong was so embarrassed that she sat back in her chair and hid herself on the desk.

Cheng Tu clasped his fists and thanked his wingmen. He was finally sure that the girl he liked also liked him.

Lin Senmu listened to a class and he only had one question, "Teacher, I suspect you are a sea king!"

Upon hearing this, someone immediately echoed, "I think so too, teacher, tell me how many girlfriends you have had."

Huo Tuo quickly proved his innocence: "I am a military advisor!"

Lin Senmu thought of another question, "Teacher, why do I suddenly feel that the person who knows more is usually single?"

"Student, you can shut up now." Huo Tuo gave a warning look from the podium.

"Hahaha."

Lin Senmu laughed happily, he guessed it right.

Jiang Yuan also had a question, so she stood up and shouted, "Teacher Huo, this guy is my boyfriend. I want to ask you, why do I like hearing his friends call me sister-in-law?"

Huo Tuo was amazed by the pretty girl. After thinking for a moment, he decided to help.

He glanced at the whole class and asked, "Are you willing?"

As soon as the words fell, there was an overwhelming shout: "Hello, Mrs. Sen~~"

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

Jiang Yuan's eyes curved into crescents when she smiled, this was exactly the effect she wanted.

Huo Tuo was a little surprised. It turned out that the jerk who revealed his secret of being single was so famous in Ocean University?

Lin Senmu also bowed to express his gratitude, looked at the time on his watch, and saw that there was still time, so he placed an order and treated the whole class to milk tea!