Xing Bang transmigrated into the palace as a fake eunuch. He started in the Cold Palace, where there were not only abandoned concubines but also the female family members and daughters of convicted...
"Of course I'm not afraid, huh? Are you talking about this princess..."
"Hey, Princess, you didn't ask me if I was afraid of you. I was just giving you a relatively simple example."
Xing Bang smiled knowingly, and Li Lizhi looked really pretty when she rolled her eyes, especially charming and feminine...
This woman is really close to perfection. If you have to find a flaw, it is that she has no man.
Otherwise, I can't really find any faults...
"Then this princess wants to hear your complicated example now. If this princess is not satisfied with what you say, I will kick you twice."
"Let me think...Princess, you should kick me twice. See where you feel most comfortable."
Xing Bang pretended to be deep for a moment, and said that fancy moves were just sugar-coated bullets...
Li Lizhi glanced at Xing Bang and suddenly smiled: "There are so many things in this world. There are actually people who actively seek abuse...
Hehe, stand still, I'm going to kick you."
"Princess, don't you dare..."
Xing Bang really wanted to say, Princess, you have learned it, where are you looking?
"Why should I be afraid? It's not like I haven't kicked eunuchs before in battle. I'm actually a little curious about whether they will..."
Oh shit, is this true? It’s so powerful!
"Are you still the gentle and beautiful princess that I remember?
Whoever led our lovely princess astray, I will slap him in the face right now..."
My goodness, even if you use the art of concealment, it's not solid.
"Little Korean, you are really talented. Tell me, did you use these sweet words to trick Yudie into not knowing east from west, south from north?"
Only then did Li Lizhi realize that Xing Bang was so funny when he was being frivolous. No one had ever dared to say such things to her before. It sounded really enjoyable to her, and she subconsciously thought of Meng Yudie.
Suddenly, a thought appeared in her subconscious: "So there is a man who can have such fun?"
"Princess, I dare not. What Yudie and I have is called 'love'"
"Well, then Yudie was right about you!"
Li Lizhi blinked twice, her expression somewhat solemn, as if she had thought of something...
Then, the two of them stopped chatting and stayed at the lake for some time.
Xing Bang finally understood that Li Lizhi was not unsentimental, but it was because she did not have a good teacher.
I do!
After returning, nothing happened until the evening. Liu Xian was sick, and the imperial physician came to take his pulse. It should be a cold caused by the cool wind. He started coughing when he summoned Li Lizhi and Xing Bang in the afternoon, and then he had a fever not long after.
The emperor is the emperor. When the emperor is sick, especially with a fever, the imperial physician cannot leave work and must wait in the Qingliang Palace.
After dinner, the arrangements were good. Two palace maids and a eunuch took turns to guard at night, and there was also an imperial physician in the side hall who was ready to be summoned at any time.
The job that Xing Bang arranged for him at night was a very good one, which was to watch over the prince as he slept. He was his nephew now, so he could go wherever he wanted when he fell asleep.
"Uncle Bang, you don't have to watch over me all the time. I'm eight years old and I'm already a man..."
Oh my god, the prince’s nephew is really sensible!
"But you have to stay with me for a while and wait until I fall asleep before leaving!"
"Sure, what do you want to talk about?"
Xing Bang agreed without hesitation, saying that he was a young child and was sensible.
Liu Hui thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you tell me a story, or some interesting folk stories you know..."
"Okay, then I'll tell you a story."
Xing Bang thought this was easy, it would take a month to tell the whole cartoon.
…
The King Kong Calabash Brothers had been telling the story for more than half an hour when Liu Hui fell asleep with tears in her eyes. You can imagine how exciting the story was.
However, the reason why Liu Hui fell asleep quickly was that he saw Madam Fanghua was tired from having fun.
Xing Bang left without any worries. He also asked about the boy's bed-wetting problem and found out that he didn't have any problem.
Wan Yanran didn't know why, so she returned to her Cuiyu Pavilion in the afternoon, but she was sure that it was Liu Xian who asked her to go back.
Xing Bang exclaimed that this was a wise idea. He said that at night he would be like a fish in water and would not have to worry about anyone disturbing his sweet dreams.
Without hesitation, Xing Bang went directly to Cuiyu Pavilion.
Wan Yanran hadn't slept yet. When she saw that it was Xing Bang, she threw herself into his arms.
"You big bad guy, you finally came to see me. Have you almost forgotten about me..."
"How could that be? I've been quite busy lately, so shouldn't I have come here as soon as I had some free time?"
"real?"
"Of course it's true. You'll know in a moment if I miss you very much..."
Wan Yanran shuddered when she heard that. She had met Xing Bang in her dreams more than once. After waking up with tears on her face, she knew it was all a dream. She had thought countless times about ignoring this bad guy when she saw him, but when she saw him today, she was not only excited but also discarded all the resentful thoughts.
Now in his arms, all the grievances were gone at this moment, and there was no need for any extra thoughts...
"Why don't you hug me..."
"receive!"
Xing Bang smiled knowingly and picked up Wan Yanran. In the pain of missing her so much, he no longer had any reserve and his eyes were filled with endless love.
The kind of love that makes you die.
…
An hour later, Wan Yanran finally got rid of her lovesickness and hugged Xing Bang's arms contentedly. Only now did she feel a little embarrassed, like a little tiger coming down the mountain.
"You, you won't laugh at me for not being reserved at all, right?"
"How could that be? I am so happy! It shows that my beloved Yanran loves her husband deeply!"
Xing Bang could especially understand this, but it was also understandable that Wan Yanran was indeed different from before. She was too depressed inside and probably didn't know how to feel comfortable and relieve it.
"Hehe, now that you put it like that, I feel much better..."
Wan Yanran felt sweet and comfortable in her heart. The embarrassment on her face disappeared instantly, replaced by a charming smile.
"Ah, why is your shoulder bleeding... I'm sorry, it's all my fault...
Come on, turn over, I'll wipe it for you!"
Wan Yanran was just about to lie on Xing Bang's chest again when she suddenly screamed, her face full of heartache and panic, and she hurriedly fetched a handkerchief.
Xing Bang chuckled, "I don't feel any pain at all. It's okay, don't worry. I have really wronged you during this period of time. Leaving two ounces of blood is my compensation for you."
"I won't let you bleed. I'm sorry. I will definitely control my emotions next time..."
Wan Yanran's eyes turned red with heartache. She carefully wiped Xing Bang's wound. She felt so guilty, but she had no idea.
"I'm not going crazy from missing you, am I?"
I have some doubts...
Fortunately, I will be able to verify later whether I really have a problem.
After Wan Yanran treated the wound briefly, Xing Bang was about to turn over...
"Don't move, I'll... clean you up!"