As she spoke, Li Lizhi grabbed Xing Bang's ear and did a 360-degree turn in the opposite direction...

"Princess, you're really going to pull my ears off!"

"Hmph, I won't change. Let's see how many rounds it takes before I can pull your ears off!"

Li Lizhi's unruly and unreasonable princess attributes were clearly revealed, and she had no intention of stopping at all...

The jargon of “round” warfare has come out!

"Princess, you should at least change one. Don't keep scratching this one!"

Xing Bang couldn't remember how many times he had gone back and forth. Tears came out of his eyes. It was really numb...

"Tell me, did you tease me on purpose? Admit it or not. If you don't tell the truth, I will pull your ears off and use them as snacks!"

"Princess, ears don't taste good!"

"It's none of your business. Admit it or not, and tell this princess the truth."

"Okay, Princess, I'll do it, okay?"

“That’s more like it!”

Li Lizhi finally let go...

Xing Bang breathed a sigh of relief. If he didn't give in any longer, his ears would be pulled out. Besides, wasn't it all about helping the weak?

"Hey, Princess, you're so angry, do you want me to say you did it on purpose or you're innocent?"

"You still dare to be clever to me?"

Xing Bang quickly covered his ears with his hands and said hastily, "Calm down, Princess, please calm down!"

"Okay, Princess, I know I was wrong, but Princess, you really can't blame me. It was also because the eunuch who arranged the dish was blind. He arranged it just right. It was really..."

"Still looking? I'll dig your eyes out!"

"Oh, I'm sorry Princess, it was subconscious, totally subconscious!"

Xing Bang quickly retracted his gaze. Wasn't this just a reappearance of memories?

"You, I...

Humph, I am afraid of dirtying my hands if I beat you, a daring eunuch!"

Li Lizhi raised her hands, but subconsciously couldn't bear it, and then put them down angrily. It was really strange. She was inexplicably angry just now, but now she suddenly didn't feel so angry anymore.

If it were any other eunuch, he would have been slapped to death long ago, and he wouldn't understand what was so special about him in his heart.

Because of Madam Fanghua, she also admires his talent, but what she doesn't understand is why she doesn't hate his lecherous look?

I obviously hate this kind of pervert, but...

Oh, it’s really unbelievable!

Xing Bang thinks it’s almost done and is ready to change his strategy again, just to keep you unpredictable. The more unpredictable it is, the more you want to figure it out, and the more you figure it out, the more you worry about it...

"Princess, why do you use the term 'bold and daring'? I absolutely cannot agree with this. Aren't beautiful things meant to be appreciated?"

"For example, Princess, you are so beautiful that women can't help but look at you, not to mention men. So, what's wrong with me admiring your beauty? It's completely human instinct!"

Xing Bang said this seriously. No matter how you look at him, he has nothing to do with being vulgar, otherwise he would have been slapped in the face a long time ago. At most, he could be described as cynical, and in a very relaxed and confident way.

To put it bluntly, this is the interaction between a man's true nature and his own unique charm!

Li Lizhi frowned slightly. She was not an unreasonable woman who would stick to trivial matters. After thinking about it carefully, she felt that this was true.

But she is also a reserved and pure woman!

"Even if what you said is true, your actions are not what a gentleman would do. They are simply..."

Li Lizhi's face turned slightly red, but she didn't feel too angry in her heart, and she was too embarrassed to say it out loud.

"Princess, do you know why you find it hard to speak? It's because you only look at this issue from a worldly perspective. Why can't you change your perspective or look at this issue with an open mind?"

Xing Bang is ready to activate his professor and doctor attributes...

Li Lizhi frowned slightly: "Change your perspective? Be frank?" Can you answer this question frankly? It's unheard of. Moreover, he said it so seriously, as if it were true!

"Yes, it's actually very simple. Let me give you an analogy. If faces can be divided into beautiful and ugly, then bodies can naturally be divided into different levels. They are all beautiful things, so why can't we appreciate them with the same eyes?

Everyone is born with the ability to distinguish between beauty and ugliness, good and bad, and has the right to choose what they like and dislike. To put it simply, if the princess is the kind that cannot be seen through, then I will not care. On the contrary, if I do not appreciate her, then what kind of person am I?"

At this point, Xing Bang paused. A good teacher should give the audience some time to ponder the joke.

Li Lizhi had been listening attentively and had basically understood what was said. After a short pause, she suddenly realized something:

"Hmm? According to what you said, if I don't let you watch it, it's my fault... That would be a mess!"

Xing Bang clapped his hands and applause broke out: "Good question, very sharp and to the point, the princess is really smart!"

Li Lizhi rolled her eyes at him and said, "You're crazy! You scared me!"

My goodness, her savage nature is gone, she has become a gentle princess, she belongs to everyone else...

Quite smart!

Xing Bang chuckled and continued, "Princess, you have to listen carefully. We are about to get to the point. Do you want someone to prepare some writing materials for you so you can take some notes?"

"No need, this princess has a good memory, hurry up and tell me!"

Xing Bang coughed twice and said, "Princess, you are so stupid. If someone you don't like stares at you like I do, and acts like a hooligan as you said, what would you do?"

"Needless to say, this princess will of course chop that person into pieces and feed them to the dogs..."

Li Lizhi didn't hesitate at all, this was a consciousness engraved in her bones.

Xing Bang smiled knowingly, "Right, this has risen to a question of two-way choice, just like a couple who love each other so much, let alone looking at each other, there is nothing wrong with that, can you still say that it is too bold?

If a man doesn't appreciate women anymore, that's what we call a hooligan! "

Li Lizhi blushed. Why are we talking about husband and wife again? What the hell is going on...

Xing Bang smiled knowingly, then said seriously: "Princess, do you understand what I mean?

If you don’t understand, I can give you some more vivid and relevant examples! ”

"What's so unclear about this? It's just... Anyway, this princess understands it!"

"It's good that you understand. Also, Princess, remember to abandon the secular world and change your perspective..."

Xing Bang once again promoted his ideas and slogans just in time, and the only thing left was a parade with big banners.

However, if necessary, I can really consider writing a book...

"Humph, who are you looking down on? It's just that you like me and think this princess is beautiful...

Hmm? No, what you meant just now was, this princess likes you too!"