Courtyard: The Fatty's Counterattack

Transmigrated to a parallel world, he became Fatty, the apprentice of傻柱 (Shazhu). With elderly parents above him and three sisters worrying about marriage below him, Fatty hones his culinary skills...

Chapter 10 Clothes Hanger and Egg

Pulling a cart full of goods to Nanluoguxiang by hand alone, even with his newly enhanced combat skills, left him quite exhausted.

Upon arriving at the courtyard house, Yan Bugui was composting fertilizer to water the flowers, and a foul odor wafted out of the doorway.

Chen Yan and Chen Fang covered their noses in disgust, and the fat man couldn't stand the smell either, so he quickly started moving things downstairs.

As soon as he entered, Yan Bugui saw them: "What's this all about?"

The fat man greeted him: "You've met me before, I'm He Yuzhu's apprentice. I rented my master's house and moved in this Sunday."

I remember, I remember, I came here with Sha Zhu last time. He's chubby, looks so cheerful; those big earlobes, he's a lucky guy!

A new person has come to the courtyard, and Yan Bugui, the "third uncle" of the courtyard, is happy to help.

After ascertaining Chen Yan and Chen Fang's identities, they took the initiative to help the fat man move: "Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, come out and help!"

A large crowd is more likely to attract attention, and since it's Sunday today, most people are at home.

Sha Zhu was still lying in bed, not wanting to get up, when the door was pushed open. Qin Huairu walked in anxiously and immediately started pulling back the covers.

Sha Zhu has a habit of sleeping naked, which terrified her!

She clung tightly to the blanket, refusing to let go, and cried out in a sissy voice, "What are you doing? What are you doing! Coming here so early in the morning to act like a hooligan? Sister Qin, I know you've been eyeing my good looks for a while now, but you can't be this impatient, can you?"

Qin Huairu angrily grabbed a pillow and threw it at him: "I'll teach you to talk nonsense... Your apprentice has moved in, and the Third Uncle is leading him in. As his master, aren't you going to go and see him!"

Sha Zhu's face fell as expected: "So what? Do you expect me to carry him into the courtyard in a sedan chair?"

Without saying a word, Qin Huairu opened Sha Zhu's closet and rummaged through it to find him some clothes. Then she tidied up all the dirty clothes, smelly socks, and even his underwear and took them out.

Silly Zhu Mengbi sat on the bed for a while before shrinking under the covers to get dressed, his feelings complicated.

A slight smile played on Qin Huairu's lips as she left. The fat guy's two older sisters were quite pretty…

Just as the third uncle led them into the central courtyard, Sha Zhu was coming out.

Sha Zhu perfectly embodies what it means to be spoiled—that is, when he's in a bad mood, he never talks nonsense, but instead makes others feel bad too.

He wanted to give Fatty a piece of his mind right now, in front of so many people in the yard, in front of... Sha Zhu smiled from the bottom of his heart and strode towards Fatty: "You brat, why didn't you say anything when you moved over?"

But his eyes were never on the fat man, but were always fixed on Chen Yan.

It's often said that sons resemble their mothers and daughters resemble their fathers. Chen Yan perfectly combines the best features of both: she's just over 1.6 meters tall, slender, with a slightly chubby face, and her skin is so youthful and radiant...

His nose was as smooth as ivory, and he had a long, shiny braid down the back of his head. He immediately captured Sha Zhu's heart!

Noticing Sha Zhu's dishonest gaze, the fat man felt a rush of air to his head, which he then forcefully exhaled through his nose, a sensation commonly known as "getting drunk."

Fortunately, Chen Fang noticed something was wrong with her younger brother at that moment and quietly pulled him back to his senses.

Sha Zhu, shameless as ever, approached and tried to get close to him: "Hello, hello, I'm Fatty's master, my name is He Yuzhu, I'm 29 years old and unmarried. May I ask who you are?"

From the moment Sha Zhu appeared, Fatty seemed very strange. The way he looked at Sha Zhu even made Chen Fang feel a little scared.

Upon hearing that he was his younger brother's master, he quickly interrupted, "What's it to you! Get out of the way!" He then grabbed Chen Yan and pulled her inside.

The fat man quickly caught up: "Wait for me..."

Sha Zhu is such a jerk. He didn't get angry at Chen Fang's sarcastic remark; instead, he just smiled.

Those who know him well know that it's all because Chen Fang is good-looking. Otherwise, try replacing her with Zhu Bajie's second aunt.

At this time, there weren't many entertainment options, so eating melons was one of the few regular activities in the courtyard.

To be honest, Fatty's two older sisters are really pretty!

The eldest sister goes without saying, but the second sister also has long, flowing hair, wide, deep-set double eyelids, and slender, slightly curved eyes. Her eyes hold a smile, and a mole between her brows adds to her beauty. (They don't yet know the fat man has an eldest sister.)

That's some serious temper of hers; she even dares to curse Sha Zhu!

Those in the courtyard with active minds were already making plans, such as Liu Guangtian from the second uncle's family, Yan Jiecheng from the third uncle's family, and several other single guys...

After entering the room in the rain, Chen Yan looked around and nodded in satisfaction.

At this moment, Sha Zhu shamelessly followed them in. Chen Fang glared at him and said, "Who let you in!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Yan subtly pulled her aside, after all, she was her younger brother's master.

Sha Zhu didn't take it seriously at all, and instead, he eagerly came over and pretended to help the fat man pack two things.

After that, he stared intently at Chen Yan and asked, "Fatty, aren't you going to introduce me?"

The fat man turned around, looking completely bewildered, when Chen Fang gave him a push: "Quick, hand me the coat hanger!"

As a result, the fat man thrust the clothes hanger forward at a very tricky angle... right onto Sha Zhu's testicle.

A scream suddenly came from the fat man's house, like the most desperate cry of a herbivore before it dies.

The sound was extremely penetrating; most of the people in the courtyard heard it.

Qin Huairu took the lead, rushing into the house first with an old man with a crew cut. They saw Sha Zhu lying on the ground convulsing, his hands tightly covering his crotch, sweat pouring from his forehead, his face ashen...

The old man was both shocked and furious: "What exactly happened?"

Unfortunately, no one paid him any attention. Qin Huairu recognized the fat man and asked him repeatedly, "What's wrong with your master?"

The fat man spread his hands innocently: "The room was too crowded, and there wasn't enough room to turn around. My master accidentally bumped into the clothes rack, and so..."

Where does the clothes hanger reach?

Qin Huairu nervously squatted down beside Sha Zhu and grabbed his hand; Sha Zhu's originally sallow face suddenly turned red, the congestion made him feel even more pain, but he couldn't make a sound, and his lips turned purple from holding it in.

The fat man thought to himself, "It has to be you. Even with my master in this state, you still won't let go of the opportunity to break up his marriage. Just in case he really gets together with another woman and stops bringing lunch to your house."

The old man was genuinely worried about Sha Zhu. Seeing Qin Huairu in his way, he quickly pulled her up. He rushed to Sha Zhu's side and asked with great concern, "Zhu Zi, Zhu Zi, can you hear me? How are you?"

Sha Zhu recognized the man and managed to squeeze out a few words through gritted teeth: "Uncle, I need to go to the hospital..."