Crazy! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw

Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.

After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.

Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...

Chapter 324: If you stick your head out, you'll get a knife. If you hide your head, you'll get a knife too.

[This scene makes me feel both mentally and physically uncomfortable, so I'm leaving now.]

[Wait, sister in front, I'll be with you.]

[Aren't you all supposed to be together on your next livestream? It's like when you were in school, you had to have a bathroom stall so you could feel safe going to the bathroom.]

"You said if we leave quietly now, they won't notice, right?"

Director Wang swallowed his saliva and his eyes widened like bells. This thing was too scary.

He couldn't even imagine what it would be like to be stung by a single bee, let alone thousands of them.

"Shouldn't it be possible?"

Zhao Tangtang is also very panicked now. She always feels that these bees are circling around her, waiting to bite her at any time.

"Wow, brother-in-law, I'm scared. I want to go home to find my sister."

The young assistant was crying with tears and snot running down his face. He could never have imagined that someone else had already started crying before he was stung by a bee.

"I also want to go home to see your sister! But the environment and conditions don't allow it!"

Director Wang rolled his eyes at the young assistant. It was already this late and he was still talking nonsense.

If he could go home, he would probably run away first. Would he still have the chance to speak?

"But I don't want to care about so much. I just want to go home quickly and sleep peacefully in bed!

I shouldn't have followed him. What did I owe him? My legs?

The young assistant stepped back as he spoke, feeling panicky in his heart. With so many bees, even a god wouldn't be able to help.

"Come on, run if you can! Who will run down the mountain first, or will the venomous snakes and beasts target you first?

They don’t even know that they have been hungry for decades. Do you want to go over and show off in front of them now?

That means I'm a buffet delivered to your door, come and eat me! It's free!

Let's make a bet. Do you dare to bet? Anyway, if you win, you lose your life, and if I lose, you lose half your life. "

Director Wang, the great director, demonstrated his eloquence and his words left the young assistant speechless.

"Brother-in-law, please stop talking. The more you talk, the more panicked I get. Isn't it enough that I know I'm wrong?

We'll just sit here and wait to be stung to death by bees."

The young assistant's face was ashen and his heart was dead. He felt that at this moment the sky had collapsed above him and his life was gone.

"Cheer up, if we take a detour now, we should still have time!

They probably didn't notice us. After all, we were chatting so much nonsense here, but no one came up to disturb us.

It seems he's a very polite baby bee."

Jiang Zhiyuan nodded with satisfaction. Bees that don’t disturb others when they are talking are all good bees.

The others looked at her as if she were a monster.

"Um... Sister Yuan, is it possible that they just don't want to bother with us for the time being?"

Zhao Tangtang glanced at a bee flying towards him out of the corner of his eye and felt his heart in his throat.

"Look at what depressing words you say, don't you know what's coming to you?

This is bad, right? They're really coming to find you.

Usually when you mention Cao Cao, Cao Cao appears, but this time when you mention bees, bees appear.”

Jiang Zhiyuan pretended to be joking, but she was actually sweating in her heart. She quickly took out a headscarf from her backpack, waved it lightly, and cleverly avoided the approaching bee.

She didn't want to be disfigured by this thing. Although honey was delicious, her face was more important. After all, she made a living by her face.

"Okay, okay, don't panic, stay calm. Bees generally won't attack people unless they feel their nest is threatened.

As long as we try to stay quiet and don't make any big movements, we should be fine."

As she spoke, she demonstrated how to retreat slowly and steadily, and reminded everyone to try to hide their bodies under their clothes to reduce the contact area with bees.

This way, even if it is covered, it can still stand firm for a while, and at least it will not be stung so badly.

[Oh my god, baby bees! This is the first time someone has called thousands of bees baby bees.]

She is really afraid that she won’t die fast enough! 】

[Sister Yuan: Am I good-looking? You didn't expect that, did you? This beautiful face is bought with my mouth and emotional intelligence.]

[But this bee is really sensible. It knows not to disturb people at the critical moment and let them finish their last words first.]

[That’s right. This reminds me of the fairies transforming in TV dramas. I’m curious why no one comes to disturb them every time?

Now I understand, the director won’t let me.]

[The above is really great, a double entendre. ]

"Director Wang, please think of a solution quickly. We can't keep wasting time like this."

Xu Hui urged, her voice steady but the anxiety in her eyes was hard to conceal.

Although she is not as pretty as Jiang Zhiyuan, she is still as beautiful as a flower.

If her face was really ruined because of this, she would regret it for the rest of her life.

You ask her why?

The reason you ask is that the person is too unreliable. If you ask her, you might as well pray for a good birth!

Wang Dao had regained some composure at this time. He looked around and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Look over there, behind that big rock. We can take shelter there for a while and wait for the bees to disperse before we act again."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately moved towards the big rock carefully.

Every step was extremely difficult, for fear of accidentally angering these little bullies in the sky.

Finally, after a thrilling "migration", they successfully hid behind a big rock and temporarily escaped the bees' sight.

"Huh—finally safe."

Zhao Tangtang let out a long sigh and slumped down on the ground. Her clothes were already soaked with sweat.

Shit! This was the first time she was in such a mess. The last time she was kidnapped by robbers, she wasn't that scared.

The main reason is that robbers are humans and can communicate, but bees are not humans, so they can't understand you when you talk.

You: Please, let us go.

Bee: Ababa Ababa Ababa...What is this monster saying?

"Don't be careless. Bees have a strong sense of smell and memory. We have to find a new campsite as soon as possible."

Director Wang reminded him and began to check the map in his hand, trying to find a route that avoided the bee territory.

Even though the route is in reverse, at least the diagram is correct.

Thank God, Amitabha, fortunately they are not so unreliable as to get the map wrong.

"Sister Yuan, do you have any good ideas?"

The young assistant turned to look at Jiang Zhiyuan. He believed in this teammate who could always come up with a solution at critical moments.

Compared to Sister Xu's worry about Jiang Zhiyuan's unreliable brain circuits, the young assistant is more afraid of Director Wang's brain full of confusion.

Zhao Tangtang said that there is no need to be afraid, because if you stick your head out, you will be killed, and if you hide your head, you will also be killed.

Jiang Zhiyuan pondered for a moment, and suddenly his eyes lit up.