Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.
After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.
Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...
[I finally got a day off to watch a live broadcast and relax, why do I have to listen to the boss's long speech?
Ahhhh! How is this different from me having a holiday and then suddenly leaving work?]
Can I say that I am already drowsy after listening to this?
It's not that I'm unpatriotic, but you know, everyone in school has a common problem: they can't listen to anything that's too long, unless it's gossip.
[Hurry up and take a look at the names of the blue Vs who are watching online. Oh my god, there are so many official big Vs.]
[At first people thought it was just an ordinary speech, until one day the end of the world came, and then people knew...]
[Still laughing! Let me see which middle or high school student is still laughing in the livestream room. Think about it quickly. What are you going to do if a question like this appears on the test paper?]
As soon as this sentence came out, many students broke down on the spot.
Yes, why would these leaders get involved in this kind of live broadcast?
And what is the focus of these leaders’ speaking or not?
Oh my God! Are we still your biological children?
What's wrong with being nice to us?
[Can the guy above please shut up? I can already predict what our monthly exam will be like in a month!]
[It is a well-known fact that whenever something unexpected happens, then candidates, your test point has arrived.]
[Can someone please give us 10 practice tests? I'll be ready to go.]
[Help! I should have stopped watching this livestream. I don't feel like doing the exercises. My hands and feet go weak just thinking about them. Do I have cancer?]
[You don't have cancer, you're just too lazy to get sick.]
The live broadcast room was so lively that it seemed like the New Year was coming.
The people being watched had no idea that they were about to become the audience in the test questions.
Jiang Zhiyuan rubbed his sore cheeks, feeling like he was going to fall asleep in the next second. Oh my God, why hasn't he finished yet?!
She quietly turned her head to look at other people, and saw Director Wang with a wooden face.
She was familiar with this expression. He must have been daydreaming for a long time, but he was probably forcing himself to stay sitting there until now.
Maybe because she stared at him for a little too long, Director Wang noticed that she glanced at him with the side of her eyes and forced a smile. Her expression and facial features did not look like they were born from the same mother.
Not to mention it's quite scary. Jiang Zhiyuan retracted his gaze and stared at the notebook in his hand. There were three words written on the tissue paper: So boring.
She tapped the page lightly with the tip of her pen, her thoughts already drifting away, imagining how nice it would be if she could turn this boredom into an infinite vacation.
Suddenly, the image on the screen flickered, as if something important was about to be announced, which barely brought her attention back.
"I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone that we are about to put it into use..."
The boss's voice was filled with excitement, instantly igniting the atmosphere in the live broadcast room. Even the drowsy students suddenly became alert, fearing that they would miss any information that might become a test point.
Jiang Zhiyuan murmured in his heart, could this "highlight" be the announcement of some major national plan?
She forced herself to listen attentively, but what appeared on the screen was a series of technological demonstrations.
From the latest environmentally friendly energy technology to the intelligent transportation system that will soon be put into use, each one is eye-catching.
But... the boss summed it up in just a few words, leaving people with endless imagination.
Finally, the big guys finished their speeches, and everyone's eyes suddenly became bright, not as clear and stupid as before. The applause continued one after another and did not stop for a long time.
Great, it’s finally over. Although they learned a little bit, their waists were already stiff enough to make crisp cracking sounds.
The following process was very normal and serious. Everyone went up to speak and said a few nice words.
For example, how I felt when participating in this program, and my feelings after it ended.
Then we had a good time eating, having fun and drinking, and finally we took a group photo together and then dispersed.
Zhao Tangtang came on stage and said just two sentences before quickly ending his speech.
"It's my honor to be on this show, and it's your honor to be on the show with me."
[Brave! So brave, Tangtang, when did you become so brave? This isn't like your style. Who did you learn this bad habit from? It's a bit abstract.]
[Will this be criticized? Will this be criticized?]
【It’s included! 】
Then the assistant said, "I'm not a professional, please don't criticize me! I'm sorry for stealing your traffic.
But I will dare to do it again next time."
[He really makes us amateurs proud. Yes, he speaks so viciously.]
[Fuck! My assistant has been watching your livestream for so long, and I finally realize you're a truly capable man.]
[Don't worry, assistant, this sentence will be posted online tomorrow and everyone will laugh at it!]
Sister Xu was more generous and decent, leaving a good impression on everyone.
“I am honored to participate in such a great program with you all. I am very happy during the recording period.
But there are always times of separation in life. Although I am reluctant to say goodbye to everyone, the reality is so cruel.
I wish all of us a bright future! May we all walk on a smooth and prosperous path! "
[It's not easy. Finally, someone is speaking normally. I thought that five of them couldn't even have a normal brain.]
[Sister Xu, I'm here to support you. Thank you for saving the image of the Five Idiots.]
[As expected of the head of the family! With Sister Xu here, I feel safe.]
As for Director Wang, he said it but it seemed like he didn’t say it, and he didn’t say it but it seemed like he said it.
"I'm very happy that you all can participate in our program. Our program is more prosperous because of your presence.
Why do I say that? It’s because you guys participated in our show.”
[Well, Director Wang, you are simply the king of nonsense. What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?
Actually, there's no need for you to repeat the previous sentence. Is it just to make up the word count?]
If you really can't think of one, could you please search online? You're a director after all, you can't be so rude.
[Director Wang, shut up.]
Jiang Zhiyuan straightened her clothes and, under Sister Xu's watchful gaze, strode towards the podium in the center.
"Why do I feel like Sister Yuan is marching in step?"
"Please remove the word 'feeling', thank you."
The young assistant and Zhao Tangtang gathered together again and began to whisper.
Jiang Zhiyuan did not rush to speak, but glanced at everyone present.
After seeing Sister Xu mouth the words "Don't make trouble" to her, she fixed her eyes on a box of small cakes next to her.