Crazy! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw

Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.

After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.

Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...

Chapter 563 Ah, what did you say? Say it again

The man now had no will to struggle at all. This man was not only good at talking, but also incredibly strong. He even suspected that he was a cross-dresser.

"Brother, are you a man or a woman?"

This sudden sentence stunned everyone present. They looked at him in disbelief. Sister Xu almost wanted to open this man's brain to see what was inside. Is it all water?

Or how could someone as stupid as Jiang Mu ask such an outrageous question?

"Ah, what did you say? Say it again."

Jiang Zhiyuan scratched her ears, a little doubtful about her life. It was the first time she heard someone call her a "cross-dressing man."

Her eyes began to scan every part of the man's body like a scanner, wondering where would be the best place to start the operation so that she could give this man a torturous death.

"Why do you have to use so much strength as a little girl? You might not be able to get married in the future."

The man's body is very honest, but his mouth is very tough. Even at this time, he doesn't forget to stimulate it again.

Jiang Zhiyuan smiled sweetly at him, and before the man could react, she pressed a certain acupuncture point on him. Then the man let out a howl similar to that of a pig being slaughtered.

"Ahhh, what are you doing? It hurts so much."

The man covered the place where he had just been pinched, and felt a stinging pain as if he had been pricked by a needle, burned by fire, or struck by lightning.

"Aren't you firefighters also police officers? Why didn't you do anything about her? Violating her in public is illegal."

The man's entire face was distorted, and the young ladies next to him turned away in disgust.

Even though they were still sweet and loving together just a second ago, calling each other "baby" and "husband"...

But as soon as the money arrives, I'm like, "Sorry, who are you? I don't know you, please don't bother me."

Several firefighters remained silent because they didn't know what to do.

The man directly lifted up his clothes and wanted to speak with hurt feelings, but as soon as the clothes were lifted up, he was stunned.

There was no bruise on the body, not even a tiny pinhole.

He checked again in disbelief, and only after confirming that everything was correct did he look at Jiang Zhiyuan as if he were looking at a ghost.

"You, you, you, what did you do to me just now? Why am I in so much pain? But there is no wound on my body."

The man even stuttered when he spoke, feeling that the person he met today must not be a normal person.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. What can I do to you when so many people are watching?"

Jiang Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows slightly and showed a provocative smile.

The man looked at the expressions of the people around him and could only swallow his loss in silence.

"Brother, I respect you as a man, but seriously, don't you consider where to buy a cemetery plot?"

[I felt like Sister Yuan's eyes were already searching for the right place to strike, even though our Sister Yuan is a law-abiding citizen.]

[Is this the legendary acupoint attack? It's amazing! I'd love to learn it too. Can anyone who studies Chinese medicine tell me which acupoint Sister Yuan pressed just now?]

[Ordinary people should not try this lightly, as it can easily kill people. Don't send yourself to jail just for the sake of an experiment.]

[Sister, you look so handsome when you raise your eyebrows, really, but I want to be with you forever.]

I was a bit confused when I received the call from 120. The operator asked me three times in disbelief.

"Are you saying that you, 119, encountered an obscene scene while catching a snake?"

The firefighters reluctantly repeated what happened again.

Soon, nearby police arrived at the scene.

After reviewing the incident and taking some notes, they were allowed to leave.

However, just as everyone was going downstairs, an accident happened and the elevator suddenly got stuck on the 5th floor and did not move.

The elevator with seven or eight people now seemed a little crowded. Fortunately, this was not the first time that someone had encountered this situation, so he calmly pressed the call button next to him.

I've encountered this before when I was unlucky, so it's just a piece of cake now.

"Just wait, someone will come to rescue us soon."

She was very calm, but the firefighters next to her were not. This area was under their jurisdiction, so they naturally knew the property management capabilities of this community.

In this situation, they must ask the fire department for help, and then the only ones who can come to rescue them are their companions. Why does my scalp tingle the more I think about it?

Especially when they thought of the other party's "ugly" face, they felt like they were about to suffocate.

So several firefighters began to feel a little uneasy standing there. You bumped me, I bumped you, you looked at me, I looked at you, raised your eyebrows and winked at each other.

Sister Xu and Jiang Zhiyuan were both confused. Why did he suddenly start to act crazy?

It shouldn't have reached the point of oxygen deprivation yet, and the brain can still function normally.

"Are you guys performing some kind of big pantomime scene?

Is there anything that cannot be said out loud so that everyone can appreciate it together?"

Upon hearing this question, several firefighters showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

The young firefighter scratched his head awkwardly and gave a wry smile.

"We know the people who will come to rescue us later."

This is a more euphemistic way of expressing it.

"Isn't it normal to know each other? After all, you're almost always around this area. It would be abnormal not to know each other."

This is a normal reaction from Sister Xu.

"What? Are they still enemies?"

This is Jiang Zhiyuan's creative reaction.

"Well! It's no big deal. This kind of thing can happen to anyone.

Be brave, young man, and don't be so thin-skinned."

This is the enlightenment from the enthusiastic citizen Sister Xu.

"What if I say that the friend who will come to rescue us later is also a firefighter? In other words, our comrade?"

The captain explained and stopped talking.

Although this answer is embarrassing, if I don't say it now, it will be exposed sooner or later when that group of people come. It's better to give myself some dignity.

“Well, this is a bit awkward.

The firefighter was trapped in the elevator and was rescued by firefighters."

[It's a bit embarrassing, but it's really funny.]

[I've only seen this kind of thing on my phone before, but I never thought it would actually happen in real life.]

I couldn't help myself. I was laughing so hard that I almost couldn't stand up straight, especially when I saw the firefighters flirting with each other.

After a while, they heard very arrogant laughter coming from outside the elevator.

How arrogant is it?

The kind you can hear even if you're on the 7th floor.

The fire chief's face darkened like the ashes at the bottom of a pot.

"Lao Gao, if you laugh again, I'll break your teeth when I get back!"