Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.
After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.
Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...
The little boy shook his head like a rattle. Even if you beat him to death, he would not admit that this was his book, because he had recognized his own book from the tattered cover.
"Really? Isn't your name Li Chengyu?"
The little boy was shocked, but his parents reacted quickly and took the book from Jiang Zhiyuan's hands. They recognized it as their child's book at a glance.
"No wonder you were dancing around just now, it turns out you left your homework in there. Did you think you didn't have to do it?
Haha, I’m going to beat you to death today, and I tell you, your homework on Sunday will be doubled.”
Adults have active minds and quickly figured out the whole story.
After taking his child's schoolbag and repeatedly saying thank you to someone, he began to take his child to "eat".
Because Sister Xu had just fallen into the sewer, she now had a strange smell all over her body. She didn't want to get close to the crowd, and of course no one wanted to get close to her.
So she stayed alone in a corner under a big tree. When she heard the noise here, she poked her head out from behind to look.
She remembered that the firefighters just now did not rescue the child's homework book?
So where did these exercise books come from?
Sister Xu looked at Jiang Zhiyuan with an inquiring look, who was also looking at her.
"What did you do again?"
Sister Xu asked using lip language, and the person opposite smiled at her.
"I want to tear up the umbrella."
You must also get wet in the same rain that I got wet in.
"Then you are really bad!"
Sister Xu no longer wanted to say anything more to this childish person, so she turned her head to the other side and waited patiently for the firefighters to call her into the car.
What did I just see? Was my vision blurry? I actually saw the modern Spider-Man.
"With such skills, Sister Yuan, why are you in the entertainment industry? Wouldn't it be better to go abroad and make tens of millions of dollars?"
[Do you think there is a possibility that Sister Yuan came back from abroad?
Tired of the life of fighting and killing, so I need some dessert to relieve the boredom.
From the very beginning, Sister Yuan gave people the impression that she wasn't an ordinary person. Could this be a fake story that came true?
[This is not impossible. You know, she knows so many things, so diverse, and it seems that she is very proficient in each one!
It's over, are we going to start the daily routine of being slapped in the face by fake articles?]
"That's impossible. There are only so many people who appear in the show, and their personalities are already set. They wouldn't do something stupid like that."
After completing the on-site work, the fire truck rushed back to the fire station at full speed.
Sister Xu has become obedient. This time, when she opened the car door, she no longer dared to jump out blindly. Instead, she first made sure that there were no manhole covers around before choosing to jump in.
It was because of this that a disaster was successfully avoided, but the firefighters next to them did not.
Jiang Zhiyuan saw with her own eyes that a firefighter sitting in a fire truck in front of her disappeared in front of her, performing a large-scale magic trick from the Spring Festival Gala - the transformation of a living person.
Oh no! Another one fell into the manhole cover. Are they in conflict with manhole covers today?
The firefighter who was currently in the sewer covered his face with his hands. What was he supposed to do today?
And this is happening live, so his shame will be exposed online.
The previous times were embarrassing enough, but I didn’t expect that this time he would be the only one to shine. But could he not give up this opportunity to shine?
How can I successfully avoid being laughed at by my teammates? Waiting online, super urgent!
He was so anxious that he farted on the spot and sent himself into the sky, going to outer space to look for aliens.
"Why is there someone missing? Where's Xiao Sun? Didn't he come back? Could it be that he didn't get on the bus again like last time?"
"Xiao Sun is a bit forgetful. Last time, he wore two different socks and two different shoes."
"What's that? I remember he just hung it on the door a few days ago, you know? I almost laughed my ass off at that video."
These few words were like a heavy blow from thunder to Comrade Sun who was at the bottom of the well.
"Brother, please stop talking, okay?
I think I still want to survive on the Internet, and I still want to have a face."
Hearing this voice, the captain showed a puzzled expression.
"Where did the sound come from? Didn't he come back?"
Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the manhole cover next to him with a little sympathy, walked over, squatted down, and shouted inside.
"Why don't you just stay here? I think it might be safer for you to stay inside. At least you can save your face."
Although he was not at the scene, he became the most handsome guy there.
Finally, a circle of heads surrounded the sewer. They looked Xiao Sun up and down with curiosity, just like looking at monkeys in the zoo or pandas in the gorilla house.
"If you want to take a shortcut, at least choose one that is connected to our company's main sewer, which leads to the residential building next door."
"Are you tired of chatting with us and planning to hang out with the rats down there?"
"If you want to go down, just tell me. I can help you. You don't have to jump down yourself. I'll kick you down and you'll be satisfied."
Xiao Sun listened to the ridicule from his friends and simply covered his entire face with clothes.
As long as they couldn't see his face, it wasn't him they were mocking.
[Hahahaha, I'm really about to collapse because of this live broadcast. I'm really collapsing from laughing.]
Before watching this live broadcast, I thought firefighters were all serious people. But after watching it, I realized they were just a bunch of kids.
Yes, a group of children went to put out the fire and save people regardless of the danger, but some people still used lies and gambled the lives of firefighters for money.
[The above words have successfully pissed me off. From now on, I will curse every time I see news like this.]
[But Comrade Xiao Sun, you do have a talent for comedy!
So can you share the video of you hanging on the door handle last time with our netizens for their enjoyment?
Don't worry, we won't laugh, we are just letting our teeth say good morning to the sun.
This series of "accidents" made everyone at the fire station laugh and cry, and discussions about them on the Internet became increasingly heated.
Netizens jokingly called this day "Manhole Cover Adventure Day", and the daily lives of firefighters were given more fun and topicality.
Fire protection accounts in many places have taken advantage of this hot topic to update many fire safety knowledge promotion videos, and the videos are all very interesting.
Netizens commented enthusiastically, "The post-00s are now employed, and the abstract master is employed."
Back at the fire station, the station chief looked at everyone covered in dust and dirt, especially Sister Xu and the newly joined "manhole cover victim", and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
He called everyone together and held a brief meeting, emphasizing the importance of safety awareness, especially when on duty and returning to work, and that they must be more alert to their surroundings to prevent similar incidents from happening again.