Crazy! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw

Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.

After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.

Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...

Chapter 578: Life is really unpredictable

So the two of them went over to help the firefighters lay out the air cushion. After all, this was the simplest and easiest job and there was no danger involved.

The stationmaster and Captain Li saw it but didn't say anything. If any accidents could happen while doing this kind of work, then this person could just be locked at home and not go out.

It was only then that everyone realized that a car was blocking the road, preventing their air cushion from deploying. After asking around, they discovered that the car belonged to the big brother above.

[That was truly thrilling just now. Luckily, I was persuaded to stop. Otherwise, a life would have been lost right in front of me.]

Thank you for the firefighters, thank you for the great police officers, thank you so much!

Last time, I was so upset that I almost jumped, but luckily they talked me down. Now I have a wife and children, and I live a happy life.

There's no need to worry about so many things in life. Better to live than to die. Live one day at a time.

I'm hovering on the edge of life and death, mainly because I can't bear to part with my rare millet fruit.

[I don't want to die, because I'm the balancing sister, and I haven't balanced the grain of my CP yet. If I die, there will be a lot of resentment.]

"What should we do? He won't be able to get down for a while, and we still need to put up an air mattress."

The firefighters looked embarrassed. If they went to find a tow truck now, it seemed that it was too late. No one knew whether the big brother up there would suddenly have a brain spasm and jump down. Anyway, they didn't dare to take the risk.

"What's so difficult about this? Just call him down and ask him to drive away."

Jiang Zhiyuan answered casually. She had been chewing gum for some time and spit out a bubble. It seemed that she was not here to rescue people but to have an outing instead.

"Are you not very smart? Do you think you can get the guy upstairs to come down just by shouting? He's about to jump off the building!

If they will get down and drive away obediently, then there is something fishy going on!"

Sister Xu looked at her as if she was a fool, not understanding why this person's brain suddenly stopped working?

"I'm not afraid of a thousand things, I'm afraid of the one thing that might happen. What if his brain doesn't work well?"

"Haha. This possibility can only be seen in TV dramas, don't even think about it in real life."

Sister Xu was not polite at all in her sarcasm, and the key point was that this matter was really too outrageous.

"Sister Xu, we've encountered so many things, and none of them are not fantastic. If they were put into a novel, the author would be criticized.

Even someone as experienced as Jiang Zhiyuan was stunned by his own mysterious physique made of black iron.

What kind of thing is this?

She is always being found fault with, and her retirement life has become a busy life. Who can accept this?

You were having a good rest, but then something unexpected happened and knocked you out, forcing you to work every day.

Sister Xu recalled it and found that what this person said made sense.

Captain Li happened to walk over and heard what this person said. Before Captain Li could stop him, he heard that person shouting into a loudspeaker.

"Hey, is this your car? Get out and drive away! It's disturbing our work. I'll ask the traffic police to deduct points from your driver's license."

Captain Li wanted to die at that time. Would this be useful?

The answer is...

Of course it is useful.

When the big brother upstairs heard this, he immediately left the rooftop and walked down in a hurry.

"Don't let the traffic police come and give me a ticket. I took the test dozens of times to get my driver's license. If all the points are deducted, my wife will scold me to death."

Then they saw with their own eyes that big brother took the elevator down from the 15th floor. Captain Li was completely stunned.

"What...what's going on?"

Captain Li was dumbfounded and could not believe what was happening before his eyes.

If they had known it was so simple, they would have used this trick earlier. Who would have thought that at this time, this guy is still a henpecked husband.

Jiang Zhiyuan shrugged, spread his hands, and a smug smile appeared on his face.

"See, I was just saying what if his brain isn't working properly."

Sister Xu was also stunned. It took her a while to react. She patted Jiang Zhiyuan on the shoulder and smiled.

"Alright, Xiao Jiang, your metaphysical physique has been meritorious today."

The stationmaster couldn't help but smile, and sighed as he looked at the man's back as he hurried to move the car.

"It's really unpredictable."

[After hearing what Sister Yuan said, I also wanted to say that Sister Yuan is not acting in a TV drama. There are no such stupid people in real life.

The next second, I was slapped in the face. It turns out that when watching Sister Yuan's live broadcast, you should watch more and talk less.

[This guy has a car, he's really lucky! He's also a law-abiding citizen.]

Seeing Captain Li's expression, I almost couldn't contain myself. Captain Li must be going crazy in his heart. Fuck.

[Who would have thought that this big brother is still a henpecked husband at this age? ]

Is this reality? A novel? Or a TV show? Could you please stop making it so melodramatic?

After the man moved the car, he was enthusiastically restrained by several police officers nearby and began to receive ideological education.

At this moment, his wife also ran over. Looking at the clothes she was wearing, she was so anxious that she didn't even change her work clothes.

She came up without saying a word and kicked the man twice.

He kicked it directly when he flew up.

Two size 38 footprints were left directly on the man's buttocks. Seeing the police officers nearby frowned slightly, they silently took a few steps back.

With this level of fighting power, he still dares to seek death. This kid really doesn't want to live.

"I think you've had enough of life. I just wanted you to take a break. Is it necessary to do this?

You are still trying to commit suicide. If you really don't want to live, come to me.

Why are you disturbing a police officer?

The woman had a very bad temper. After kicking him twice, she was still confused and started grabbing the man's ears and scolding him.

The richness of the vocabulary amazed the aunties sitting nearby.

"Xiao Dong is usually very quiet, but the last time I saw her, she couldn't even open a bottle cap.

I never thought I could even open her husband's head now."

An old lady sighed with deep feeling.

"It seems that Xiao Zhang is not having a good time at home. No wonder he was limping a few days ago.

When I asked him what happened, he said he accidentally fell down the stairs.

I was thinking, isn't his house on the 13th floor and he needs to take the elevator? I guess his wife kicked him out."

Another aunt joined the discussion, and soon the aunts were chatting enthusiastically, which made the onlookers nearby enjoy listening.

[If you can talk, please speak more. I love hearing what you're discussing.]

[Be careful, she'll start gossiping about you. You know, the village gossip scene isn't just for show.]

[This kind of girl is simple-minded, she smiles playfully, but cries easily...]