Crazy! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw

Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.

After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.

Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!...

Chapter 587 Woodpecker is almost there

The people present could only pretend that they heard nothing and started eating in silence.

But the person above was very active and handed the microphone down from time to time, but unfortunately no one paid attention to her.

Jiang Zhiyuan probably felt that she wasn't having enough fun, so she walked down from the stage, handed the microphone to everyone she could find, and blinked her big watery eyes, asking them to sing the next line. However, not a single line of her singing was in tune.

That's right, this person single-handedly led everyone present out of tune.

But she really livened up the atmosphere at the scene, and everyone was now walking around happily.

It's mainly to avoid someone who is addicted to singing, one song after another.

Little Apple, Tarzan...

Everyone present was extremely annoyed and felt like they wouldn't be able to sleep tonight because the melody of her singing was all in their heads.

For at least a month, they will no longer be able to sing on the right path, and all they can sing will be the same winding mountain road.

I came quietly, just as I will leave quietly. Silence will be Cambridge tonight.

[She's a pretty little girl, but unfortunately she has a big mouth.]

[Other people's good singing costs money, but Sister Yuan's bad singing costs her life.]

[Very good, I've also been influenced by Sister Yuan. Now I have no idea how to sing back to the correct tune.]

If one person sings off-tune, you're this (thumbs-up). If you lead everyone else astray, you're this (middle finger)

[I'm dying of laughter. As soon as Sister Yuan opened her mouth, 10,000 people left the livestream room.]

Qi Jianqiang was squatting under a table, covering his ears in pain and cursing something under his breath.

"Fuck, who the hell is singing this? Don't let me touch you, or I'll beat your head off!"

"It's not a lark, I think it's more like a woodpecker. The sound a woodpecker makes when tapping is more rhythmic than yours."

In the end, the man couldn't stand the torture anymore and crawled out from under the table at the risk of being caught.

What he didn't expect was that just 5 seconds after he went out, his wrist was grabbed by someone.

He wanted to break free, but found that he didn't even have the chance to struggle. This man was too strong!

He turned around in surprise and saw a beautiful face.

He swallowed subconsciously, not out of surprise, but out of shock.

Because the next second a microphone was handed to his mouth, and immediately everyone present focused their attention here.

Qi Jianqiang stood frozen in place. The lights at the scene were flickering, so no one had yet noticed that this person was not from the fire station, but a thief who had sneaked in.

Everyone was still cheering and encouraging him to sing a few lines. Singing by oneself was embarrassing, but watching others sing was fun.

"Sing, boy, don't be shy!"

"Yes, come on, let's have some fun!"

Amid the noise of the crowd, Qi Jianqiang's face turned pale and blue. He never dreamed that he would get into such trouble just for stealing something.

He looked at Jiang Zhiyuan as if asking for help, hoping that she would show mercy and let him go.

However, Jiang Zhiyuan stared at him with a smile, his bright eyes full of teasing, as if saying.

"Now let's see where you run."

Qi Jianqiang cursed in his heart, this woman must have done it on purpose, she must have discovered him a long time ago and deliberately used this method to humiliate him.

He was so angry that his teeth were itching, but he could do nothing about it.

He didn't want to talk because there was a 70% chance that he would be exposed if he spoke.

He didn't want to be pinned to the ground and beaten by a group of young men for the time being. After all, stealing things from the fire station was unacceptable and it was a bit of an embarrassment to the fire station.

But why did he come to steal the fire station then?

Hiss, now I remember it was because I lost the big adventure.

Damn, if I had known earlier I wouldn’t have been so provocative. Now I’ve gotten myself into trouble.

Others just lost face when playing dare, but what about him?

The person is gone.

"Speak up, why don't you speak?

Do you not want to speak? Or is there something on your mind?"

Seeing that he didn't answer, Jiang Zhiyuan deliberately raised her voice, with a hint of ridicule and provocation in her words, and the microphone in her hand was almost close to his lips.

The scene was so exciting, I almost wanted to crawl over there via the internet cable to join in the fun.

[Sister, you better think carefully. This happiness comes at a price. If you’re not careful, you’ll lose face.]

[It's okay. If you have no shame, you're invincible. What the hell is face? I've never had that kind of thing.]

[Hey, congratulations, you won a special prize! Come over here and let me see how you sing.]

【Hehe, I suddenly realized that everyone is so bad, but I love them so much. 】

Qi Jianqiang took a deep breath. He knew that escape was not an option at the moment, so he had to bite the bullet and go on.

He forced a smile that was uglier than crying and spoke in a voice as calm as possible.

"Actually, I'm tone-deaf and really can't sing, so please don't make things difficult for me."

After saying that, he tried to pull back his wrist that was tightly held by Jiang Zhiyuan, but Jiang Zhiyuan would never let him go easily. Instead, he held it even tighter, and the smile on his face became even wider.

"Oh? Is that so? Well, since you're here, why not give us a favor and sing a few lines? You might be able to sing better than any of us!"

The people around also joined in the fun, and the atmosphere reached a climax in an instant.

Qi Jianqiang secretly groaned in his heart. He knew that once he opened his mouth, he would become the laughing stock of the whole audience, and more importantly, his stealing behavior would probably be exposed.

"How about...I recite a poem to everyone?"

Qi Jianqiang tried to change the subject and find a way out.

"Oh, forget reciting poetry, let's just have some fun and sing a few lines!"

The crowd became even more enthusiastic, and it was obvious that they didn't want to let him go.

Jiang Zhiyuan also leaned close to his ear and whispered.

"Sing, if you sing well maybe I can help you plead with the firefighters."

Qi Jianqiang's face changed. Sure enough, this person already knew his identity. Then why didn't she expose him immediately and embarrass him?

This guy is so shameless, but the firefighters haven't noticed his presence yet. Will he continue to act, or will he continue to act?

"Hurry up and sing! Everyone's getting anxious. Don't just start picking at the songs and then find yourself looking around and wondering why you don't recognize them. That would be embarrassing."

In Jia Jianqiang's heart, Jiang Zhiyuan is now a demon ghost, a real evil ghost!

Sansi's previous description was quite correct. When Qi Jianqiang met this person, it was like meeting a devil, even scarier than a devil.

Qi Jianqiang had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the microphone. He opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't even hum a complete line of lyrics.