(Alternate Title: Quick Transmigration: The Drama Queen Boss Takes on the Cannon Fodder Script Again)
The interstellar criminal Bai Chi, for destroying 1314 planets, committed grave sins and ...
Just when Bai Chi and Yun Xiao were cuddling at home, making love without realizing how much time had passed, a message on his work phone finally brought him back to his senses from the beauty and reminded him of his business.
"I successfully split the household, thanks. They don't know where you are. I asked my friends in town, and they've been cursing at home every day these days. They also said they're going to sue you for being unfilial and expose you online. You should stop using your old number for now."
It’s my cousin, no, it’s my older cousin. This conditioned reflex needs to be changed slowly.
"Achi, don't look. You said you would be with me for the entire New Year, and today is only the seventh day of the New Year."
A strong arm stretched out from the quilt, and slender fingers pulled out Bai Chi's mobile phone to express his dissatisfaction.
But he didn't take it away. He didn't know whether Achi would reply to the message.
It would be fine if time wasn't mentioned, but once it was mentioned, Bai Chi's face turned green.
The seventh day of the Lunar New Year!
You even know it’s the seventh day of the Lunar New Year!
He was dragged to bed since New Year's Eve, and had almost no chance to get out of bed except for eating, drinking, defecating and urinating!
He doesn't even have the strength to kick anyone now!
"When you say accompany you, do you mean stay in bed until the Lantern Festival?"
No matter how soft-hearted Bai Chi was, he couldn't help but raise his voice and question.
Where does such a strong desire come from for a robot like me?
By the way, do robots have such rogue settings?
If there really is such a setting, if the robots go out, won’t they act like hooligans everywhere?
Are all simulation technology companies going to be investigated for involvement in pornography?
"Satisfying a partner's physiological needs is one of the roles of a companion robot. If Ah Chi likes it, I like it too."
Yunxiao spoke so righteously and even politely replied to his message.
"good."
Just one word, concise and to the point.
Bai Chi: “…”
Did he seem unsatisfied in some way? That's why he had to stay in bed for half a month?
He is a mortal now, not a god!
Taking a deep breath, Bai Chi finally looked seriously at Yunxiao who was already making moves again.
"If you keep going like this, I'm afraid I'll really die of exhaustion. Have you ever checked? Humans are not robots. They have limited energy!"
Bai Chi said the last sentence almost with gritted teeth!
He hardly saw the sun outside this week!
The whole house was locked tightly, with curtains that had no gaps at all.
Haha, it’s really hard for robots to know how to protect privacy!
Sure enough, as soon as these words were spoken, Yunxiao's hand, which had been placed on Baichi's waist, stopped instantly.
Bai Chi knew that he must have gone to look up information. No matter how realistic a robot is, it is not a human being after all. It has received a lot of programs, but the common sense that humans have learned since childhood is also new knowledge to them.
If he is not reminded, he may never be able to unlock this knowledge.
After a few seconds, the hands on the waist clearly turned from touching to kneading.
“Three times a week!”
Obviously, this was the number Yunxiao set for himself after checking the data.
Bai Chi breathed a sigh of relief. Three times is three times. He accepted one time and one night. It was a pity that his waist had no time to rest.
Then Bai Chi heard the sound of scratching the wall coming from the next room. His heart, which had just been relieved, was instantly chilled to the bone.
"You locked Hei in his room for a whole week?"
"No."
Yunxiao explained with a hint of grievance.
"I feed it and let it out for fresh air on time every day. I only lock it up when I'm with Ah Chi."
How come he doesn't know?
Then I realized that letting him out for air and feeding him were probably done when he was too tired to fall asleep.
He was too lazy to remain silent now and gently touched Yunxiao with his leg.
"Go and let Xiao Hei out."
I don't have the strength to kick anyone.
Xiao Hei always tries to take advantage of any opportunity to peek, and no one knows where he learned this bad habit, so he specially set up a barrier in Xiao Hei's room.
Sometimes it was not convenient for him to lock Xiao Hei in the dark room in front of Yun Xiao, so he would just put him in the room with the barrier.
It was obvious that Yunxiao also noticed that every time they had intimate behavior, Xiaohei's shiny eyes were so bright that no one would believe him if he said he wasn't watching.
Bai Chi got out of bed reluctantly and realized that Yunxiao was not wearing anything. He picked up the pajamas beside the bed and put them on.
The belt was tied casually, instantly outlining the golden ratio of broad shoulders and narrow waist, which made Bai Chi's breathing stop for a moment.
I finally realized why Yunxiao always said that he had to satisfy his needs.
Damn, with a powerful weapon in front of him every day, it would be strange if he didn’t need it!