(Alternate Title: Quick Transmigration: The Drama Queen Boss Takes on the Cannon Fodder Script Again)
The interstellar criminal Bai Chi, for destroying 1314 planets, committed grave sins and ...
On a whim, Bai Chi coaxed Yun Xiao into calling him "husband" for a long time. Even Xiao Hei, who was initially enthusiastic, eventually yawned and became too lazy to record the screen.
It was already dinnertime, and the neon lights outside the window were dazzling. Yunxiao was curious and wanted to go out and take a look.
So Bai Chi had Yun Xiao change into black clothes, put a baseball cap on him, and used some kind of illusion to make him look like an ordinary handsome guy to others.
At least you won't see that translucent body.
Although this world is technologically advanced, there are occasionally creatures that are not human and cause trouble. Bai Chi's job is to help solve these problems.
He was quite well-known in the industry and charged high fees. In order to increase his value, he specifically bought an expensive apartment in the city center.
The surrounding facilities are complete, making it perfect for taking Yunxiao to play around.
Yunxiao's stomach was like a bottomless pit; she ate constantly as soon as she went out, wanting to eat everything she saw.
Bai Chi felt sorry for him being sealed in the painting for a thousand years. Just then, the Liu family head gave him fifty million, so of course he could eat whatever he wanted!
Even Xiao Hei perked up, turning back into a little black cat and perching on Yunxiao's shoulder. Whatever Yunxiao ate, Xiao Hei would ask him to share some with him.
Bai Chi followed them to pay the bill and watched them eat their way through almost the entire street.
Even some shop owners reminded them not to feed the kitten too much, only to be met with a bared bite from Xiao Hei, and Bai Chi had to comfort them.
Yunxiao, initially curious, quickly absorbed what he saw and heard.
Later, he saw a loving young couple walk past him, and suddenly he froze.
Bai Chi followed his gaze curiously and asked, "What's wrong?"
Immediately afterwards, Yunxiao suddenly turned around and slammed Bai Chi against the wall behind him.
You lied to me!
Even the previously cheerful voices now carried a hint of melancholy.
Bai Chi asked curiously, "What did I lie to you about?"
Shouldn't we just let him eat whatever he wants?
Even Xiao Hei hurriedly returned to its owner's shoulder, wondering what was wrong with Yunxiao.
Yunxiao frowned slightly: "On my way here, I heard only women call the men next to them 'husband,' why is Achi making me call them that too?"
Bai Chi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking something serious had happened, and then continued to lie through his teeth.
"I'm not lying to you. They like each other, that's why they call each other husband and wife. Don't you like me?"
Yunxiao looked troubled: "Of course I like it, but..."
Bai Chi quickly clapped his hand, stood up from the wall, and smiled like the big bad wolf: "Alright, Yunxiao, is this correct?"
Yunxiao thought about it carefully and realized that the man and woman did have a close relationship, which is why they called each other "husband" and "wife".
She then released her grip and nodded in satisfaction: "Yes, that's right, Ah Chi, my husband."
Her eyes were smiling, which made Bai Chi's heart race.
Others might see illusions, but he didn't; all he saw was that handsome face as beautiful as a peach blossom.
Even the little black dog next to him muttering something, its eyes lighting up at the sight of beauty, seemed to completely ignore him.
The two people and the cat first went to the mall for a shopping spree, and then went to the night market to eat and drink whatever they wanted. As long as Yunxiao liked it, they bought it all, regardless of whether it was useful or not, or whether it tasted good or not!
Finally, we went to see a movie. By the time we were ready to go home, it was already past midnight, and the streets were much quieter and colder, with only the streetlights casting a warm glow.
Yunxiao was curiously asking about the principles behind the movie. Everything he had seen and heard that night was new to him, and he was full of curiosity about everything.
Bai Chi didn't seem impatient at all; on the contrary, he explained things carefully and even used his phone to search for relevant information to help Yunxiao understand.
Yunxiao was no ordinary person after all. As a celestial being, she naturally had the ability to remember everything she saw. While she was still at home that afternoon, she had already learned to write and some basic common sense.
Listening to Bai Chi's explanation, I was so engrossed that I couldn't tell if I was listening to the sound or the content.
By the time the two got home, Xiao Hei had already bored himself and returned to the system. As soon as Bai Chi turned around to turn on the light, a chill ran down his spine from behind.
"husband?"
His voice was cold and detached, devoid of any extra emotion.
The fragrance of peach blossoms, in an instant, is like a dream of returning to the peach grove in a painting, the scene of the two meeting for the first time.
Before Bai Chi could even feel alarmed, a slightly cool body had already pressed against his back.
The hat and clothes that Bai Chi had changed for him all fell to the ground, his tied-up black hair was once again loose on his shoulders, and the wide-sleeved robe was back on his body.
And then, from behind, she wrapped her arms tightly around Bai Chi's waist.
Even the breath that brushed against his neck carried a slight chill, making the hairs on Bai Chi's neck stand on end.
Bai Chi was stunned: "Yun, Yunxiao?"
It's clearly the same person, but they're completely different from the one who was just now enthusiastically praising how great the elevator is.
A soft laugh escaped his lips as they touched Bai Chi's neck, sending a shiver down his spine. Without even turning on the light, he turned around, and the two were instantly face to face.
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