Cultivation Food Stall, Goes Viral Upon Opening

Good news, Lu Wu has transmigrated to the cultivation world where people can achieve immortality through practice.

Bad news, Lu Wu is a little waste with no spiritual roots.

Good news, ...

Chapter 153 Humans are worse than dogs, even worse than birds

On the sixth day that Lu Wu was selling snail rice noodles and crab burgers on the beach, the crab maid called many of her kind from the sea and personally dug out their crab roe and gave it to Lu Wu to make crab burgers.

Seeing so many crabs die tragically, Lu Wu couldn't bear it, so he made himself a seafood porridge to treat himself.

On the same day, the final contestants for both sides of the spicy food eating contest were determined.

Originally, the Dragon King wanted to fight personally, but Empress Zhang said that as an elder, she should not bully the young, so she gave the opportunity to Long Zhen and Long Zhang.

However, Ryujin, the eldest brother, missed the opportunity due to an upset stomach and had to hand over the important task to his younger sister, Ryuju.

"I will do my best."

Dragon Ball smiled shyly at his clansmen, and then secretly hid the laxative in his sleeve a little deeper.

She bought this from Doctor Jiang; it might come in very useful in the future.

As for the human race, after several days of competition, the diners selected the two with the highest chance of winning.

That is... Huo Huo and Gou Aotian.

Yes, this time, the diners acted as if they were worse than dogs, and even worse than birds.

In terms of eating spicy food, hundreds of diners were completely defeated by Huo Huo and Gou Aotian, and in the end, they could only hide in a corner and wipe away their tears.

"Woof woof!"

Boss, leave the takoyaki to the future Dog Emperor.

Dog Aotian puffed out his chest and raised his head.

"Big Yellow, we're counting on you this time."

Qin Zhan squatted down next to Gou Aotian and secretly bribed him with the leftover scraps of his crab roe burger.

But to everyone's surprise, Gou Aotian glanced at Qin Zhan with his dog-like eyes and then ignored him.

"Tsk, then I'll eat it."

Qin Zhan, having just finished the last delicious bite, got up to help Lu Wu pack up her stall.

With so many diners and the booming business, hygiene issues have arisen. A few staff members, not wanting Lu Wu to be overworked, volunteered to help clean the tables.

Jiang Yunhe, who was a bit of a germaphobe, squatted in the back and used magic to wash the dishes, making sure that every plate was sparkling clean.

Zhang Yue's ghost spirit was sent out to serve as a waiter.

A gust of cold wind swept by, and the ghostly waiters perfectly delivered the customers' orders, for which they were only paid a bowl of snail rice noodles and a small hamburger.

Even among those who appear to be helping but are actually just trying to freeload, there is internal strife.

For example, Shan Hanzhi abused her power by calling Qin Zhan away in Shan Ji's name, ostensibly to discuss official business, but in reality to take him to the place furthest from the beach to clean up the cult.

Fortunately, Qin Zhan was quick-witted and did not fall for the trap.

With patrons giving him face and his assistants being capable, Lu Wu's business is booming.

Bowls of snail rice noodles were scooped out one after another, while the crab burger was the most popular among diners, especially the children who went straight for the mini burger after arriving at the beach with their parents.

Use a spatula to flip the bread over so that it heats evenly.

The meat patties are pressed down, and a thin layer of oil is sprinkled into the pan. The high temperature causes the meat patties to change color and the oil inside to seep out.

The melted cheese stretches beautifully across the meat patty, a stretch that touches the heart of every diner.

"Mr. Lu, look here."

Sweetie called out to Lu Wu, who was busy at work. Lu Wu took a moment to look up and saw Sweetie pointing the Yijietong at him.

Lu Wu unconsciously pulled her lips upwards, revealing a standard smile.

Recently, many people have wanted to take photos with her, and Lu Wu has even practiced her reaction.

Mumu leaned over and looked at the interface.

The two have already started sharing food on Yijietong, and Boss Lu's food is leading the way for them.

In the photo, a half-assembled Krabby Patty is covered in cheese like a small waterfall.

On the other side of the stall, steam filled the air.

Lu Wu was using a ladle to scoop out the rice noodles.

A rice noodle playfully tossed into the ladle, half-hanging on the edge and bouncing gently.

In front of the stall, the tempting red oil in a bowl of freshly made snail rice noodles is very eye-catching.

Lu Wu's smile was faintly visible amidst the swirling steam.

This is a perfectly composed photo.

After admiring her masterpiece, Tian Tian uploaded it to Yijietong with the caption: "Fresh Boss Lu."

As soon as it was posted, some fans rushed to the comments section of the post.

"Waaaaah, when will I get to eat Boss Lu's food? I've been craving it for so long, but my master won't let me go down the mountain. He says my kung fu isn't good enough. I'm so angry!"

"Hey upstairs, don't be angry. I'm on my way. I promise I'll tell you what it tastes like when I get there."

"Bad guys, please stay away."

"Tsk, brother, you're too late. Tomorrow is the last day Boss Lu will be setting up his stall here. Judging from your location, it will take you at least two more days to get to Yuanhai City. Don't even think about it, you'll just be starving if you come."

"I don't believe you, you're lying to me."

Another diner was easily swayed.

There are so many posts about Boss Lu on Yijietong.

The Qingyuan Realm is relatively peaceful now, with no great wars between gods and demons, and no venerable being willing to let the entire world perish for his naive and innocent wife.

So, aside from fighting and killing, cultivators mostly enjoy life.

It's very harmonious.

Just when people are able to calm down, Lu Wu's food happens to come into their view.

The delicious food, with its perfect color, aroma, and taste, coupled with the spontaneous sharing from diners, has earned Lu Wu a group of fans who yearn to try her cooking even before they've tasted it.

Quite a few people have gained popularity by associating themselves with Lu Wu on Yijietong.

Among them, Mumu and Tiantian were the first to benefit from the trend.

Lu Wu knew all of this, but she didn't mind.

Those people not only shared the food, but also helped her gain recognition.

She always felt that the system's tasks would not be limited to Nanzhou. If she went to other places and lost her customer base, she would be in trouble when faced with the system's difficulties.

[...]

System: When have I ever made things difficult for you?

Even though it was long past the designated time to set up a stall, Lu Wu didn't stop until the sun was setting. Only then did he pack up his stall and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the sea and clouds with some diners.

Lu Wu slept soundly that night, but the diners stayed up all night to eat.

They were discussing countermeasures, hoping to take down the sea creatures in one fell swoop tomorrow.

Ah~

Early in the morning, Lu Wu got up, stretched, and did some boxing to warm up his body. He then opened the door and saw Huo Huo squatting on Da Huang's head. The two beasts returned home together.

Lu Wu stared at the two beasts for a long time before chuckling.

"So monsters can have dark circles under their eyes too."

Look at those two little animals, their eyes are all dark, they haven't slept all night. Anyone who didn't know better would think she was abusing them.

"Chirp chirp!"

Huo Huo flew up and affectionately nuzzled Lu Wu's cheek.

Little Wuwu, the bird will take back the victory.

Huo Huo was determined to win this time.

Lu Wu was invited to be a referee and needed to prepare a little.

She waited until she had everything ready before heading to the beach.

Perhaps knowing that today was the last day Lu Wu would set up his stall, many diners gathered here to wait.

They gathered in twos and threes, chatting idly, their laughter filling the air.

"Boss Lu is here."