Good news, Lu Wu has transmigrated to the cultivation world where people can achieve immortality through practice.
Bad news, Lu Wu is a little waste with no spiritual roots.
Good news, ...
After seeing off the last customer, Lu Wu stretched her arms and legs.
Gu Yan went to visit the Fallen Immortals Association. Lu Wu originally wanted to go and watch the excitement, but Gu Yan declined, saying that the scene might be a bit bloody and not suitable for her to watch.
Let's first observe a moment of silence for the Fallen Immortals.
The little figures at the Rainbow Gate, on the other hand, made the most of the Zigong Palace.
The scene was also somewhat rated for adults only.
Looking at the empty island, Lu Wu sighed.
Too many people make it noisy, too few people make it lonely.
I miss the work crew.
...
In Xizhou, several "tools" gathered together, each looking defeated.
They searched for several days but couldn't find any trace of Boss Lu.
They weren't worried about Boss Lu's safety, but rather about missing out on this round of Boss Lu's street vending.
You should know that the food that Boss Lu always serves at his stall is absolutely delicious; if you miss it, it might become a lifelong regret.
Now, they have a few more regrets.
Still no news?
Lou Xiaotian slumped in the chair, his eyes vacant.
Ah, another day of missing Boss Lu.
"No."
Zhang Yue shook her head; all her ghostly spirits had been spread out, but it was still useless.
Qin Zhan paced back and forth in the house. The group of them had many places to go, but they hadn't managed to find out any information.
Mr. Lu has really kept things well hidden.
The group of cobblers huddled together, continuing to sigh and lament.
On the other hand, Lu Wu's stall business went smoothly for the remaining days.
The fishing rod continued to perform consistently, but in the following days, all the fish caught were Rainbow Gate disciples who had smuggled themselves in.
The assessment is still ongoing, and many disciples have been eliminated one after another.
After these disciples left, adhering to the principle of making others drool even if they themselves couldn't enjoy it, they vigorously promoted the deliciousness of the food.
Some cunning disciples put the items they brought out from the assessment dungeon up for public auction.
Ten spirit stones for one stick fetched a sky-high price of 250.
Even so, many disciples are still willing to pay money.
Previous disciples also joined in, and there have always been many foodies. The moment they tasted it, their roars of hunger overwhelmed their reason.
Therefore, despite the punishment under the sect rules, they risked everything to sneak into the assessment secret realm.
Little did they know that others had done the same thing in previous years.
Rainbow Gate's response was to open a smuggling port in the ocean, hoping to use the terrifying monsters of the sea to teach these unruly disciples a lesson.
Little did they know that instead of encountering any demonic beasts, some of the disciples were lured ashore by Lu Wu.
The number of diners has surged.
However, on the last day of Lu Wu's stall, the diners refused to continue.
The island, which was not very big to begin with, was teeming with people, more than the number of disciples taking the exam this year.
They crowded together, eagerly anticipating the delicious food.
"Boss Lu, why don't you join our Rainbow Gate? Our sect has great benefits. We can set up a special position for you as a Gourmet Elder. You don't have to do anything, just make us some delicious food."
"That's right, Mr. Lu. The outside world is dangerous. I've heard there are many human traffickers who specifically target cooks. It's safer to stay here with us."
These were the more reasonable diners, and they tried to lure Lu Wu away with incentives.
However, Lu Wudao's resolve was firm, and he resolutely refused.
"Thank you for your kindness, but setting up stalls everywhere is also part of my spiritual practice. Staying in one place for too long is not suitable."
In order to achieve the feat of plucking the sun and moon from the sky, Lu Wu was unwilling to give up the food mission and stay somewhere else.
Faced with Lu Wu's rejection, the group of diners began to pester her relentlessly, using incredibly dirty tactics.
"Boss Lu, you've gotten me pregnant, you have to take responsibility."
A girl with her round belly sticking out had a resentful look on her face. Anyone who didn't know better would think that Lu Wu was some kind of scumbag who started something and then abandoned it.
But girl, we are both women, I don't have that function.
"You've eaten too much. Just run a couple of laps to digest it."
Lu Wu's face was indifferent. Don't think you can threaten me just because you have the "illegitimate child" between the two of you.
One kill.
"As for me, my heart is completely devoted to you. The moment I saw you, I decided I wanted to go home with you..."
A male disciple clutched his chest, looking deeply affectionate.
Bro, just talk, why are you singing?
"Oh, you like me? What does that have to do with me? I don't just take any junk here."
Double kill!
Ignoring the brother's shocked expression, Lu Wu maintained his indifferent face, grinning as if he had a toothache.
It's sour.
These people are truly geniuses.
"Heh, none of you are good enough. Let me do it. Maybe Boss Lu will like someone like me."
After both the man and the woman failed, a person wearing a red flower in their hair and with rouge and powder on their face, whose gender was indistinguishable from their appearance, stepped forward.
The man looked at Lu Wu with a shy smile: "Boss Lu..."
"Stop, shut up, you're disturbing my breathing."
Despite feeling a chill, Lu Wu spoke first to stop the other person from speaking.
She really doesn't like that kind of food.
Achieving a triple kill was easy.
"No, how about we do it this way and then this way?"
"Or, do this and then do that."
“That makes sense, but I think we could add something else here.”
Seeing that no one could subdue the cold-blooded Lu Wu, the diners still refused to give up. Lu Wu vaguely heard these people trying to force him.
Lu Wu glanced at her reserves.
Good heavens, so much sugar has sold out in just a few days.
Seeing that those guys were getting more and more excited as they talked, and their expressions were becoming sinister, Lu Wu rolled her eyes.
Do you really think she's a vegetarian?
If you talk about kidnapping her in front of her, don't blame her for going too far.
After glancing around, Lu Wu feigned surprise and asked, "Oh, there's only one left. How are we going to divide it?"
This statement was just as devastating to the public as a nuclear bomb.
A group of people's eyes turned red.
They stopped talking about how to persuade Lu Wu to stay and instead began to look at their companions with wary eyes.
"Old Zhang, I remember you bought three servings today, so give me this one."
"Heh, get lost. What's three servings? Why don't you ask that bastard who bought thirty servings to give them to you?"
"So what if I'm rich?"
"Damn it, who attacked me? My foot hurts so much!"
"Make way! You won't? Then watch my Thousand-Year Kill!"
"Awoo!"
"You're squeezing me too hard, ouch..."
"Shut up, you bastard."
"Waaaaah."
Chaos erupted instantly, interspersed with strange cries that Lu Wu couldn't understand.
A group of people frantically squeezed together, hoping to reach their ultimate true love, but with more people than available opportunities, many began to prey on those around them in order to increase their chances.
Some true loves have temporarily turned against each other.
Shooting stars streaked across the sky every now and then, and the diners who were fighting did not notice Lu Wu quietly walking towards Gu Yan.