Cultivation Simulator of Eldritch Terrors

[Main story completed]

[One-sentence synopsis: An unwitting female lead of Eldritch horrors vs. Chinese horror folklore, auspicious signs, and xianxia.]

[Not a "big female lead"...

Chapter 115 Where does the honey flavor of the honey-osmanthus lotus root come from?

Chapter 115 Where does the honey flavor of the honey-osmanthus lotus root come from?

Husband Jiaocheng, Li Mansion.

In the basin on the antique display shelf, the water rippled slightly. The little dragon that was raised as a fish raised its head, and a strange light appeared in its eyes.

Hahahahahahaha!

The evil monster that exuded a terrifying aura had left, and the old nun who was in cahoots with it had also gone with it. In the huge Li Mansion, only a useless scholar, a three-year-old child who could not even walk steadily, and a frail woman who had never practiced spiritual cultivation were left.

It's Tuhe San Taizi, and it works again!

It wants to eat these three people, leave its name behind, and then leave!

Please invite the Northern Wilderness Water Lord to flood Fujiao City!

The little dragon fantasized about how to take revenge, and suddenly thought of the dark and abyss-like eyes of the baby Li Zhou. He shuddered, and quickly crossed out the name he wanted to leave in his plan. Several monsters that he usually played well with popped up in his mind, so he decided to keep their names.

Having made up his mind, the little dragon looked coldly at the family who were riding on a rocking car in the yard.

Li Sheng was in charge of splitting the wood and chopping it flat, Yue Niang was carving the mortise and tenon joints according to the blueprint, and Da Lang was helping his mother and father from time to time. He was the busiest person in the whole place, but in fact he did nothing.

The three of them imagined the scene of Li Zhou riding on the rocking car and smiled at each other.

Laugh, laugh, you will cry later.

The little dragon jumped out of the basin and grew three feet tall in the blink of an eye. It opened its bloody mouth, saliva dripping from the tips of its teeth, and looked ferocious and ferocious.

Just as it was about to jump out of the window and swallow the three people in one gulp, a golden collar suddenly flew up from the dressing table and hit it hard on the head.

The little dragon suddenly felt dizzy and could no longer maintain its body shape. It shrank back to the size of a finger and fell back into the basin with a plop.

It looked at the golden collar hovering in the air in shock, and it took it a long time to remember that this was the one Li Zhou had changed before going out.

The golden collar he had worn turned out to be so powerful that it could sense malicious intent and automatically fight back even when its owner was not around.

The golden collar stopped above the water basin. The little dragon's scalp went numb and his body became stiff, not daring to move.

After a moment, it blew a few bubbles in a flattering manner, wagged its tail, and tried to look innocent.

The gold collar remained motionless.

The guilty little dragon was sweating profusely. Then he had an idea and spit out a few more bubbles and drilled through the bubbles.

The viewing experience is full.

"Why is there a sound of water in the room?" Yue Niang's voice came. The little dragon held his breath, and the golden collar flew back to its original place.

Dalang ran into the house and took a look, but found nothing unusual: "Mom, maybe the fish at home turned over and made a lot of noise."

"That's a dragon," Li Sheng suddenly became a little worried, "It won't do anything bad when the nun is away."

Yue Niang smiled and said, "You might as well give it a try." As she said that, she glared at Li Sheng secretly. It was not like the little dragon could not understand human language. What if it heard it and really had such thoughts? Li Wugui didn't even think before he spoke.

Li Sheng finally reacted after being glared at by her. He glanced at the quiet room and slapped his lips lightly.

The two men thought that the little dragon was frightened by their bluff, but they didn't know that the dizzy and dazed little dragon was lying on the bottom of the water, covering his head and sobbing.

It turned out that this family had already made a backup plan, but deliberately kept it secret, waiting for it to trigger the attack of the golden collar. If it had not been practicing its physical body since childhood, its brain would probably have burst by now.

Woohoo, how could it know that the evil spirit was so cunning and shrewd, and must have lived for at least a few hundred years, and pretended to be a baby, making it think that it had no brains. It also wore a bellyband, a gold collar, and sat in a rocking chair... How shameless.

Li Zhou, who thought he was only zero years old and did not sit on the rocking chair, was held by Master Lechen and walked around the guard monk who was "sleeping" on the ground and entered the quiet back hall.

There are 3,000 Buddha statues of various shapes and sizes enshrined in the hall, symbolizing the different identities of the Buddha in the Three Thousand Worlds. In the middle is "Amitabha Buddha", and on the left and right sides are the wrathful and peaceful ones.

A ray of sunlight shone into the hall, just covering the wrathful Buddha with bulging eyes and glaring. The sunlight coated the Buddha with a layer of golden light, making him look sacred and noble.

In contrast, the compassionate and kind silent phase disappeared in the darkness, the lotus around the body was dim, and the curve at the corner of the mouth revealed a gloomy and chilling feeling.

Surrounded by three thousand Buddha statues, there stands a gilded pagoda with a shining pearl inlaid on the top. The body of the pagoda is carved with lotus, scriptures, Buddha statues, and colorful paintings, and sixteen hanging silk ribbons are quietly hanging around it.

Li Zhou asked doubtfully, "Is the performance over?"

The young child's voice was tender and clear, echoing in the spacious hall with full of innocence.

Master Liaochen touched her tiger-head hat to expose her face a little so that she could see the exquisite and gorgeous gilded pagoda in the middle: "The Donghuang Ou is still in the pagoda, how can the 'performance' end?"

In order to store this sacred artifact, Yuan Zhen specially took out this Vajra Pillar. Wherever the shadow of the pillar covered, people's minds would be wiped away of distracting thoughts and sins, and naturally they would not have the evil thought of stealing the sacred artifact.

Although the thief who wanted to steal the treasure knocked out the guards and sneaked into the palace, he didn't have time to make his move.

Not only that, Master Liaochen sensed seven auras -

The person hasn't left yet.

Li Zhou was worried about the monk who was sleeping on the spot at the door. He was not afraid of catching a cold even without a blanket. He understood that the performance team must have been specially invited by Master Yuan Zhen to perform for the auction. The auction hadn't started yet, so the performance certainly couldn't have ended.

She was about to ask Master Lechen if she could go backstage to see the actors first, when a rough voice with a heavy accent suddenly rang out in the seemingly empty hall: "Daoyou, can you give me a favor? (What's your name?)"

Of course Li Zhou didn't understand. Just as Master Liaochen was about to speak, another old voice sneered, "Friends on the roof, stop scaring the old and weak, come down and have a cup of tea."

The rough voice fell silent, and the hall was quiet for a moment. Another soft voice reminded very considerately: "Meat has bones, fish has thorns, friends, be careful not to break the whip (be careful not to get beaten), old woman, this is a place of trouble, take the children and leave quickly."

These sounds came from the east, west, and north. Li Zhou's eyes followed the sounds. Was this the announcement? Were the actors going to fly down from all directions?

Master Liaochen lifted the tiger-head hat on Li Zhou's head again, revealing more of her face. Li Zhou thought she was worried that he couldn't see the actors clearly, and he felt even more that he had guessed right.

Although Yehe Temple is a famous and upright sect, its philosophy of cultivation is "cranes fly to the sky and swans fly into the four seas". The disciples in the temple have to walk in the world since childhood, and these jargons are very familiar to them.

With her skills, it shouldn't be difficult to catch the thieves hiding in the hall. However, these thieves judged people by their appearance and looked down on the old-young combination of her and Li Zhou. She couldn't help but feel a little mischievous and wanted to play a trick on them.

"We are all friends on the same side. We are not talking nonsense. We are here to steal treasures. If you want to break up, come on and beat us. Come on together, or you will accuse us of using a small number to bully the many."

First there was a long and familiar paragraph, and the last sentence was so arrogant that the thieves hiding in the four directions were all startled. There were already too many monks and too few porridge, and now a tough guy came along.

The owner of the rough voice who spoke at the beginning sighed in her heart. She deliberately pretended to be reckless and spoke tentatively. On the one hand, she wanted to scare the two away, and on the other hand, the combination of an old man and a child was very likely to be extremely powerful and should not be easily provoked.

If she had not been determined to obtain this relic of the Eastern Emperor, she would have left quietly at this moment.

The owner of the rough voice wanted to retreat, but there were also people who were confident of their good cultivation. When they saw Master Chen, they challenged everyone to a fight. They thought that everyone had the ability to sneak into Ciyu Temple, and even if the old woman had a high level of cultivation, two fists could not beat four hands.

"Let's attack together." Someone shouted loudly, and the next moment, five or six figures flew towards Master Chen from all directions, and each of them showed their best skills.

Li Zhou in Master Liaochen's arms was completely ignored by everyone. Although one must be careful with children when traveling in the world, if the child is a double-headed child who can't even walk and needs to be held by someone, who can be alert?

As soon as the announcement was made, the performance began immediately.

Li Zhou raised his head and looked at the dazzling scene. His eyes could not take it all in and he became anxious. Six tentacles emerged from his cloak, each with an eye and an ear.

In this way, you can listen to all directions and see all directions.

The eight eyes could see the six actors clearly: one holding the pipa, one holding the command flag, one holding the master's sword, one playing the flute, one playing the guqin, and one playing the erhu. At first glance, they were clearly a folk song and dance troupe.

When they flew into the air, they saw the evil tentacles emerging from the baby's cloak. Two nodes protruded from the spoke-like pseudopodia, imitating the shapes of human eyes and ears. The eyes flashed green phosphorescence, and the ears were like black wood ears. It seemed as if the owner of the tentacles imitated humans to pinch out these two organs, but because they were pinched in a hurry, they only resembled each other in appearance.

Plop, plop, the thieves who were targeted by the phosphorescence fell to the ground, their temples swelled, they seemed to hear the sound of an ancient soothing flute in their ears, and they seemed to see the glowing throne of chaos in front of them.

The thieves got up in horror, not even taking time to heal their wounds. They played the pipa, danced with command flags, performed sword arts, blew the flute, plucked the guqin, and played the erhu.

They received His will, He wanted to see a performance, so they came to perform for Him.

Although she originally wanted to take action herself, she did not expect Li Zhou to accidentally extend his tentacles. Master Liaochen remained calm and stuffed Li Zhou's tentacles back into her cloak. She whispered softly in her ear: "This show is still in rehearsal. Zhou'er watched it too carefully. It won't be fresh to her later."

Yes.

Li Zhou was convinced. He closed his eyes and ears and focused on the scene in front of him.

On the beam, Jin Mingda, the owner of the rough voice who did not go up with the others, had his eyes bulged out after seeing the tentacles extending, and deformed tumors appeared on his body. He covered his mouth tightly, not daring to make a sound.

She was so scared that her heart was beating so fast that it was about to jump out of her throat, but when she caught a glimpse of the sutra pillar and felt the breath of the sun hidden in the Zen spirit, her trembling hands still grasped the meteor hammer at her waist.

Only a divine artifact like the Donghuang Ou can suppress the evil in her teacher. She must get this Donghuang relic.

After a discordant song and dance ended, the thieves' performance came to an end. Li Zhou felt that the performance was not very good, but he still applauded out of respect.

The thieves stepped forward and took out clay figurines, spinning tops, butterfly crowns, jade rings and other toys and accessories that children would like from their arms and gave them to Li Zhou.

For other people, it was the audience who gave tips to the actors, but for Li Zhou, it was the other way around.

Everyone buried their heads in their chests, not daring to speak any jargon or terminology. They just felt that if they could save their lives today, they would stay away from all babies in the future.

Feeling the bulging tumors on their bodies and thinking back to their own arrogant behavior, the thieves could only swallow their tears of regret.

I don't know if these family heirlooms, the puppet substitutes, the Tiangang beads, the Linglong crown, the white jade ring, the secret skills... can save my life.

Li Zhou felt that after watching this rehearsal, it was really hard work, and he deserved some hard work money.

Wait, why is there a book called “Early Childhood Enlightenment” in it?

I finally get to go out for fun, how can I think about studying?

Li Zhou quickly took advantage of Master Chen's inattention and quietly threw the book on the ground.

Because it was a bird's-eye view, Master Liaochen could actually see it clearly: "..."

At the entrance of the main hall, there were loud shouts from monks. The fainted monk was finally found, and dense footsteps were approaching the back hall.

It couldn't be delayed any longer. Jin Mingda, who was on the beam, gritted his teeth and swung out his meteor hammer, attacking the gilded pagoda in the center.

Li Zhou's nose twitched. Where did the smell of honey come from?

This smell mixed with the fragrance of lotus roots filling the hall made her want to eat honey osmanthus lotus root.