Dad, You Rest, It's My Turn to Scold Li Shimin Today

The seventh year of the Zhenguan era. With a thunderous bang, I transmigrated and became Wei Shuyu.

As the beloved son of Wei Zheng, shouldn't I be helping my father solve his problems?

Chapter 12 Haven't you ever seen someone bring a prostitute home?

Chapter 12 Haven't you ever seen someone bring a prostitute home?

Meanwhile, in a corner of the Wanhua Pavilion.

Two neatly dressed little ones were watching this scene with wide eyes.

Seeing how cowardly Cheng Huailiang and Changsun Chong were, she clenched her fists in anger.

So cowardly, so weak, so useless!

"You, you, you..."

Wei Shuyu pointed to Changsun Chong's group of friends one by one: "All of you, squat down in the corner and put your hands behind your heads."

Wei Shuyu's words completely enraged the group, who began to roar in righteous indignation...

"This is outrageous! Is there no law anymore?"

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Don't think that just because you can fight, we're afraid of you."

"We outnumber him, brothers, let's fight him!"

Bang bang bang...

No sooner had he finished speaking than Changsun Chong's five friends collapsed to the ground, convulsing.

Cheng Huailiang's eyelids twitched as he watched.

Is this still a ten-year-old kid?

"What are you looking at? Go squat over there too." Wei Shuyu smacked him on the head.

Despite his immense anger, Cheng Huailiang had no choice but to obey under Wei Shuyu's violent suppression.

"Okay, okay..." Cheng Huailiang agreed and immediately ran to the ground and squatted down.

As if afraid that his posture was not standard, he even compared it with that of his five friends.

"Big Brother is awesome!"

Choi Shin-ki let out an excited roar.

He pounded hard on Changsun Chong's head.

Wei Shuyu would only tap someone when he was cursing, but he showed no mercy whatsoever.

The way he smacked them on the head was as if he'd never knocked anyone's head before.

"Alright, if you keep banging on it, you'll go crazy," Wei Shuyu quickly stopped him.

"oh oh."

Choi Shin-ki kicked Changsun Chong: "You go squat there too."

Changsun Chong suddenly raised his head and glared fiercely at Cui Shenji.

*Smack*

"What the hell are you looking at? You're not convinced?" Choi Shin-ki smacked him on the head again.

Changsun Chong was still unconvinced!

He is the son of Changsun Wuji, the son of the current prime minister, and the nephew of His Majesty…

How could I possibly back down to Choi Shin-ki?

"Damn it, I really don't believe I can't beat you into submission."

Choi Shin-ki got excited too. His older brother easily defeated six people, while he couldn't even handle one. How could he save face?

Just as he raised his hand, about to give Changsun Chong a good beating, a delicate shout came from afar...

"stop."

Turning around, I saw two handsome young men running anxiously towards me.

The two were extremely thin, but their faces were very delicate.

Wei Shuyu could tell at a glance that the two were women disguised as men.

"To beat up the son of a noble family in broad daylight, do you know you're courting death?" the older 'boy' questioned.

"Oh ho, so someone actually dares to stop me from hitting someone?"

Choi Shin-ki raised his fist: "Come on over if you dare, I'll beat you all up too."

Upon hearing this, the slightly younger 'boy' shrank back.

The older ones, however, puffed out their chests and said without fear, "Do you believe I'll report you to the authorities right now?"

Wei Shuyu glanced at it; it was a frying pan.

“Do you believe that before the constables arrive, I’ll beat you so badly you won’t be able to get up?” Choi Shin-ki retorted.

"I don't believe it!"

"Then give it a try!"

"Let's give it a try..."

Seeing the two start arguing without any rhyme or reason, Wei Shuyu immediately lost interest.

"That's enough, what's the point of arguing with a woman?" Wei Shuyu interrupted.

woman?

Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened as he carefully examined the two of them...

I recognized her from her eyes; she was so flat-chested I could hardly recognize her.

Upon hearing this, the two handsome young men couldn't help but feel their hearts sink.

How did he recognize that we were women disguised as men?

"We've had our fight, and we've vented our anger. Little Jiji, let's go." Wei Shuyu called out and walked towards the door first.

"Huh? Big brother, Cui Xiang and Qing Lian haven't been lit yet..." Choi Shin-ki shouted.

Seeing that Wei Shuyu was really about to leave, he hurriedly followed.

"stop!"

But those two handsome young men were not happy about it.

The two women blocked the doorway: "You're not allowed to leave today unless you apologize to Changsun Chong and Cheng Huailiang."

"Get out of the way!" Wei Shuyu shouted.

"You're not allowed to leave until you apologize."

"I'll say it again, get out of the way!"

"I won't allow it unless you two apologize."

"hehe……"

Wei Shuyu's lips suddenly curled into a smile: "Are you sure you won't allow it?"

"What...what do you want to do?"

The two 'boys' were startled, only then realizing that Wei Shuyu was a violent person.

"Little Jiji, I remember this is a brothel, right?" Wei Shuyu teased.

“That’s right.” Choi Shin-ki nodded.

As soon as he finished speaking, the two of them immediately covered their chests.

"Stop covering up, your chests are flat whether you cover them or not..."

Wei Shuyu made a joke and was about to leave again.

But the two were incredibly stubborn and reached out to block Wei Shuyu's way.

"Don't leave!"

Wei Shuyu's face turned cold. He had been repeatedly obstructed, which had truly angered him.

"Don't think I won't dare to make a move just because you're women," Wei Shuyu warned one last time.

"You must apologize today!" The two men's eyes revealed their stubbornness.

"Alright."

Wei Shuyu suddenly reached out and grabbed the collar of the slightly older 'boy'.

"ah?"

A boy's clear, startled voice rang out: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Wei Shuyu sneered, "Since you don't want us to leave, then come home with us!"

After saying that, Wei Shuyu simply picked up the woman and carried her on his back, remaining unmoved no matter how much she hit him.

"Little Jiji, the little one is yours now."

And so, Wei Shuyu brazenly carried the woman out of the Wan Hua Pavilion.

Due to her constant struggle, the woman's hair, which had been tied up, had come loose, and her black hair was flowing freely, revealing her true face.

Oh my god.

The boss is the boss, his methods are awesome.

Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened, then he looked at the petite 'boy': "Are you going to obediently submit, or do you want me to do it?"

"Huh?" The petite 'boy' seemed not to have come to his senses yet, and his eyes showed a look of horror upon hearing this.

"You...you don't come any closer!"

hey-hey.

Choi Shin-ki gave him a malicious look.

He saw the face of the woman Wei Shuyu was holding; she was absolutely stunning.

The girl in front of me was a bit younger, but her face was equally exquisite, so she was obviously not bad either.

"Come here."

Choi Shin-ki roared and hoisted the woman onto his shoulder, then walked away.

Carrying people is usually a very tiring job, but for some reason, just thinking about the beautiful woman he was carrying gave Choi Shin-ki extra energy.

"Let me go, you bastard, you scoundrel, you beast..."

The woman struggled and shouted, attracting the attention of many passersby.

Wei Shuyu frowned and slapped the woman's buttocks.

"If you dare to yell again, I'll spank you until your butt is raw."

The woman was stunned. She had never suffered such humiliation in her life. She could no longer bear the insult and began to wail loudly.

Some ordinary citizens couldn't stand it anymore and forcibly abducted a woman in the street—this is a crime!

Especially after seeing the woman's stunning beauty, his inner turmoil could no longer be contained, and he began to denounce Wei Shuyu.

However, Wei Shuyu silenced them with a single sentence...

"Haven't you ever seen someone bring a prostitute home?"