Dad, You Rest, It's My Turn to Scold Li Shimin Today

The seventh year of the Zhenguan era. With a thunderous bang, I transmigrated and became Wei Shuyu.

As the beloved son of Wei Zheng, shouldn't I be helping my father solve his problems?

Chapter 267 A Battle of Words?

Chapter 267 A Battle of Words?

Beside Wu Qiqi.

Yuan Tiangang pinched his fingers so hard they were almost smoking...

Things have changed.

It's changed again!

The Star of Literature is Moving!

Could it be that a great writer is about to be born?

Looking up, well, I can't see the Wenquxing (a Chinese electronic dictionary) now.

But he could clearly sense that Wenquxing seemed to have weakened a bit...

What the heck is this?

With the auspicious star of literature shining brightly, shouldn't you be even more radiant?

"Master your skills, then proceed with caution."

Yu Zhining turned to look at the two of them: "What do you have to say now?"

Gavinda and Su Xu exchanged a glance.

I still dare not make a hasty decision.

"Including it in the anthology of enlightenment poems is a matter of great importance, and it still needs to be verified," Su Xu said solemnly.

"That's simple."

Yu Zhining gave the order: "Find a few more children."

soon.

Several children were brought up.

"Don't be afraid, child."

Yu Zhining smiled and said, "Uncle has two poems here. Which one do you prefer?"

Immediately, Yu Zhining recited the poems by Changsun Chong and Wei Shuyu.

The children all chose to think about quiet nights without prior agreement.

Everyone was shocked!

However, considering that Changsun Chong's writing might be too poor, Yu Zhining selected several other famous poems.

The children still chose to think about quiet nights!

Yu Zhining even brought out a poem from the same collection of enlightenment poems.

The children still chose "Quiet Night Thoughts"!

Now, all doubts about Jing Yesi were dispelled...

"Just now... I misjudged the situation."

Gavin Da sighed: "After a round of poetry, I, an old man, choose Wei Shuyu."

“Me too!” Su Xu nodded in agreement.

Everyone felt a chill run down their spines.

The ending really changed!

Making the two scholars admit their misjudgment is tantamount to admitting their mistake.

"That's not fair!"

Changsun Chong roared furiously, "I clearly won! You're talking nonsense!"

These words were spoken.

Gavinda and Su Xu frowned.

This is a smear campaign against them...

"Screw your tricks, you trash!"

Cui Shenji and Fang Yi'ai had somehow slipped behind Changsun Chong.

He took out the imperial gift sack, a set.

To everyone's astonishment, he was given a sound beating.

"Brother Jiji, Brother Aiai, leave me a kick."

Bang.

After the kick, the three of them took off running.

"Wait, we didn't bring back the imperial sack."

The three men quickly returned to pick up the sacks.

Changsun Chong just looked up...

*Smack!* A slap on the head!

The three men hurriedly made their escape, dragging the imperial sacks they had been given.

"You bastard!"

Li Shimin was shocked by Wei Shuyu's comeback against all odds.

Upon suddenly witnessing this scene, I was immediately filled with anger.

His seal is still on it!

"Xuancheng, don't you know how to control them?" Li Shimin scolded.

Wei Zheng was squinting and stroking his beard.

He truly is my son.

Effortlessly control and win.

Hearing Li Shimin's words, he turned around in confusion...

"Your Majesty, they are not my children, how can I take care of them?"

"They listen to your son, and your son listens to you!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

"..."

Li Shimin was speechless.

"His Majesty."

Wei Zheng chuckled and said, "It seems Shuyu has won again by accident?"

"..."

Li Shimin was furious: "I saw through it from the very beginning!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

Wei Zheng bowed and asked, "What about the matter of 'Thoughts on a Quiet Night' becoming a collection of poems for children's enlightenment?"

"This matter will be reviewed by the Hongwen Academy and the Imperial College, and approved by the Ministry of Rites!"

Li Shimin said, "If there are no problems, it can be included in the collection of enlightenment poems."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Wei Zheng bowed with a smile.

Li Shimin was upset again.

Old Wei's family is so annoying, they don't even know how to let the water out properly...

If Chang Le relies on Changsun Chong, will she still have any hope of getting married in this lifetime?

"Oh my!"

The madam herself went up to the attic and offered various words of advice to Changsun Chong...

Yu Zhining was a Vice Minister of the Chancellery.

Su Xu was the imperial son-in-law.

Gai Wenda was appointed as an advisor.

(The Tang Dynasty established four Left and four Right Grand Counselors.)

Under the madam's persuasion, Changsun Chong finally realized his mistake.

Even though his father was Changsun Wuji, offending these three old men would definitely get him a beating...

"I was impetuous just now, please forgive me, my three uncles."

After regaining his senses, Changsun Chong quickly admitted his mistake.

"It's alright."

Gavinda waved his hand: "It was our misjudgment, it's understandable that you're upset..."

After Su Xu expressed his forgiveness, everyone looked at the madam again.

The madam, lifting her trousers, stomped her obese body to the center of the stage.

These days are exhausting!

"The first round of poetry competition is over."

"The poems you all wrote have made this young lady so eager to offer herself to you..."

Everyone was speechless.

Damn it, I wouldn't even take someone like you even if you paid me!

I like curvy figures, but I don't like fat ones!

"If there's poetry, how can there be no lyrics? The second round is a battle of lyrics!"

"Today, I hope that everyone can fulfill a wish of the Myriad Flowers Pavilion..."

"Write a poem for the girls of Wan Hua Ge!"

Huh?

All the talented men were dumbfounded.

If you want me to secretly write a few lewd poems for you, I can do it with ease.

But you want us to write something serious?

It's impossible...it's impossible.

"Alright, half an hour's time limit!"

As the madam finished speaking, everyone fell into deep thought.

"Is Wanhua Pavilion making things difficult for people?" a talented scholar questioned.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the girls of Wan Hua Pavilion have it tough. They go hungry every day..."

"I'm counting on you all to give me some face and write a few poems to help me out..."

"If you are unwilling, Wan Hua Pavilion will not force you."

"This verbal duel is mainly for the sake of Young Master Changsun and Young Master Wei."

After hearing this, no one could refute it.

This is the home ground of Wanhua Pavilion.

They could refuse, but Wei Shuyu and Changsun Chong could not...

"Then I thank you all again in advance."

God the hell out of this little woman.

Don't you think what you're saying is disgusting?

The madam didn't care.

The more you dislike me, the more you'll think the girls at Wanhua Pavilion are gentler and prettier.

and……

The madam glanced at Wei Shuyu almost imperceptibly.

Actually, the original theme of the word battle was also the bright moon!

But after truly witnessing Wei Shuyu's talent, she resolutely changed the rules!

What does it matter if a few people are dissatisfied, as long as Wei Shuyu can compose a poem?

There were countless brothels in Chang'an.

There are also many brothels with powerful backing!

If Wan Hua Ge wants to stand out from the crowd, it naturally has to fight for it...

A private room.

"Xuancheng, Shuyu is doomed now."

"I finished writing it, but people are criticizing me for writing lyrics for prostitutes."

"If I write poorly, I'll get even more criticism!"

Li Shimin stroked his beard and said with a smile.

"His Majesty."

Wei Zheng bowed to Li Shimin and asked, "Is it possible that even Changsun Chong couldn't have written it?"

"Isn't it normal for Changsun Chong to lose?"

Li Shimin answered naturally.

In any case, he no longer expected Changsun Chong to defeat Wei Shuyu using conventional methods.

"Then Your Majesty..."

Wei Zheng said seriously, "Is it possible that Princess Chang Le will be unable to get married again?"

Li Shimin paused in stroking his beard.

Wei Duzi, you are not fit to be a subject!