Chapter 388 He stole my special skill again

Fuck you!

I've never seen you call me that so affectionately before.

And... who did you just call an old man?

Uncles and elders when there's trouble, old man when there's nothing to do, right?

“Wei Shuyu, stop spouting nonsense in front of the palace.”

Zhang Xuansu rebuked, "How dare you speak ill of His Majesty?"

"Uncle Zhang, you're mistaken."

Wei Shuyu spread his hands innocently: "I did not make any mistakes, nor was I dismissed."

Why won't Your Majesty allow me to attend court?

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Do I need to elaborate on why His Majesty doesn't allow you to attend court?

"But you can't hit people!" Zhang Xuansu said angrily.

"I just couldn't control my emotions."

Wei Shuyu glanced at Liu Fan: "I am utterly loyal to the Tang Dynasty, yet His Majesty won't even let me through the door. It's truly disheartening."

"Today, I accidentally hit Liu Fan."

"If Your Majesty wishes to punish me, I am willing to die by crashing into the Xuanzheng Gate to atone for my sins!"

"..."

You're so high and mighty!

So you think you're in the right to hit someone?

That's enough.

Just then, Yan Xiangshi spoke domineeringly: "Shuyu, come in with us. If His Majesty wants to blame us, I will take full responsibility."

“Zi Rui…” Zhang Xuansu wanted to say a few more words.

"No need for further explanation."

Yan Xiangshi waved his hand to stop him, then replied, "We are from the Secretariat!"

The Grand Master of Remonstrance was subordinate to the Secretariat.

The head of the Secretariat was none other than the Grand Councilor!

Taiji Hall.

After a brief ceremony, Li Shimin sat upright on the dragon throne.

He glanced towards the very back...

Wei Shuyu held his official tablet, looking completely at ease.

asshole.

Don't think that just because you're in, you're all set.

I will not give you a chance to speak!

"Do any of my beloved ministers have anything to report?" Li Shimin asked as usual.

As he said this, his gaze was fixed on Wei Shuyu.

Just when everyone thought Wei Shuyu would eagerly step forward...

Wei Shuyu continued to hold his official tablet, feigning sleep.

What's going on?

Why did Xiao Wei go through all that trouble to come in and not say a word?

"His Majesty."

Seeing the awkward situation, the quick-witted Cheng Yaojin stepped forward: "With the Jiangnan region pacified, Jingde will soon return in triumph. I humbly request Your Majesty to reward the three armies and promote the meritorious generals and soldiers."

"allow."

Li Shimin nodded: "The Ministry of War can draft a procedure for this matter and submit it."

"promise."

Hou Junji accepted the order.

"Your Majesty, the envoys from various countries are about to depart..."

"Your Majesty, regarding the case of the Prefect of Yuezhou's embezzlement..."

Seeing that Wei Shuyu remained silent, the officials began to submit their memorials one by one.

Until Changsun Wuji stepped forward...

"Your Majesty, an urgent report has arrived from Maozhou."

"Seven days of blizzard in Maozhou, houses collapsed, people had nowhere to shelter from the wind, and countless people froze to death or suffered frostbite..."

Swish.

As Changsun Wuji finished speaking, the entire Taiji Hall fell silent once again.

Something happened.

His Majesty's mood is not good again!

Bang.

Li Shimin slammed his hand on the table.

"What is the Prefect of Maozhou good for?"

"Given the knowledge of the blizzard, why didn't you make arrangements in time?"

All the officials remained silent, trembling with fear.

Since it's not my fault, I might as well just stay silent...

"Your Majesty, the most urgent task is to send winter supplies to Maozhou. We must not let anyone else freeze to death..." Fang Xuanling said, bowing.

"Granted."

Li Shimin angrily asked, "Where is the Minister of Revenue?"

"Your subject is present."

"The Ministry of Civil Affairs is responsible for raising the funds and ensuring that the supplies are delivered to Maozhou within three days."

"promise."

The Minister of Civil Affairs accepted the order.

Just then, Wei Shuyu, who had been keeping his eyes closed for a long time, suddenly stepped forward and bowed.

"Your Majesty, I have something to say..."

Before Li Shimin could give his permission, Wei Shuyu began to speak on his own...

“The north is cold, and not only in Maozhou, but also in other prefectures, many people freeze to death every year.”

"I believe..."

Sending winter supplies is only a temporary solution and not a permanent one.

"The imperial court should find a way to eradicate this problem for the poor."

"..."

Originally, Li Shimin wanted to shut Wei Shuyu up.

But upon hearing this, he immediately swallowed all his words.

Xiao Wei has some goods.

I must squeeze it dry first!

"What do you think, my dear minister?" Li Shimin asked with a smile.

"..."

Dog Emperor.

They change their minds faster than turning the pages of a book.

"I believe..."

Wei Shuyu pretended to ponder for a moment and said, "The best thing to solve the problem of heating for the people is coal!"

We can't rush to save Lao Wei.

Rashly launching into a tirade might anger Li Shimin.

To criticize the emperor... you first need to be strong yourself!

"Nonsense."

No sooner had Wei Shuyu finished speaking than Wei Ting stood up to refute him: "Coal is highly poisonous. If people use it, they will suffer from dizziness and blurred vision at best, and suffocation and death at worst."

He then bowed to Li Shimin and said, "Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu's words are malicious. I suggest that he be imprisoned."

Li Shimin did not respond.

To some extent, Li Shimin had an inexplicable trust in the Wei family.

"Bullshit!"

Wei Shuyu suddenly burst into a tirade of curses.

"..."

Li Shimin was dumbfounded.

I asked you to explain, not to swear!

"You scoundrel, how dare you curse people in the imperial court?"

Wei Ting bowed to Li Shimin again and said, "Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu has been hurling insults at the court..."

But before he could finish speaking, Wei Shuyu interrupted him again...

"Screw you!"

Wei Shuyu scolded, "Isn't your word 'scoundrel' an insult?"

"you……"

Wei Ting pointed at Wei Shuyu and was stunned for a moment.

"What do you mean, 'you'?"

Wei Shuyu stepped forward and said, "I was just making a suggestion to His Majesty, and before I could even finish speaking, you jumped out to cause trouble. What are you trying to do?"

"Can't you stand to see the Tang Dynasty prosper, or can't you stand to see the common people living well?"

"Furthermore, what kind of behavior is it for you to interrupt my presentation to His Majesty?"

"If you don't understand, I'll teach you..."

"If you want to speak or submit a memorial in court..."

"One must bow respectfully to His Majesty like I do, and then say, 'Your Majesty, I cannot agree with this...'"

"You may speak only after Your Majesty's permission!"

"And you jumped out without His Majesty's permission..."

"That's tantamount to not respecting His Majesty!"

Wei Shuyu launched into a rapid-fire speech, truly leaving the court officials dumbfounded...

The jetting power has improved again.

He was even more difficult to deal with than Wei Zheng.

Wei Zheng always observed etiquette, no matter what he did.

But Xiao Wei... has absolutely no taboos.

But why does this feeling seem so familiar?

The ranks of military generals.

Cheng Yaojin's eyes almost popped out of their sockets...

The Wei family has no martial ethics, and they even stole my special skills!

When can we pay the tuition fee?

"Did you get His Majesty's permission when you spoke just now?" Wei Ting sneered.

The courtiers were taken aback.

Yes, it seems that Xiao Wei didn't get His Majesty's permission either.

"Can you compare to me?"

"I was discussing matters of state; Your Majesty is magnanimous and has not taken offense!"

Instead, he affectionately addressed me as "my dear minister"...

Unbeknownst to anyone, Wei Shuyu was already launching into a tirade in the imperial court.

Cheng Yaojin's skills.

Without realizing it, I've seized control, and the truth is entirely within my sphere of influence!

Swearing may be vulgar.

But it is the simplest and most direct way to attract attention.

Once we start arguing...

Once that starts, it won't stop!