Chapter 92 The Little Girl

"Big pot, big pot..."

The next day, before dawn, Cui Shenji knocked on the gate of the Wei residence and barged in in a flurry.

Disturbing my peaceful sleep?

Wei Shuyu did not indulge him at all.

They dared to disturb me before dawn today; they might break in at midnight tomorrow.

He got a good beating.

Choi Shin-ki retreated to a corner and became withdrawn.

"Speak, what is it now?" Wei Shuyu yawned.

"Hey, look, my dark circles are back again." Choi Shin-ki quickly stepped forward, pointing to his eye sockets.

"so what?"

Wei Shuyu poured himself a glass of water.

"So I've run into another problem," Choi Shin-ki said earnestly. "Big brother, listen to me..."

What's the fastest way to put out a fire?

Wei Shuyu glanced at Cui Shenji: "Where do you get so many strange questions?"

"Big brother, hurry up and spit it out! I haven't slept well all night." Choi Shin-ki was extremely anxious.

"What do you think it is?" Wei Shuyu asked in return.

“When it rains, splash it with water, or urinate on it…” Choi Shin-ki immediately listed seven or eight answers.

"..."

Wei Shuyu expressed deep sympathy for Cui Shenji's low intelligence.

"Big brother, don't you know?" Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened.

Wei Shuyu dipped his finger in the tea and then wrote the character for "fire" on the table.

"Do you understand now?"

Choi Shin-ki shook his head.

Wei Shuyu added a horizontal line to the fire radical.

"Do you understand now?"

Choi Shin-ki stared at the words, still unable to process them.

well.

Wei Shuyu sighed heavily...

"The quickest way to extinguish a fire is to add a horizontal line to the top of the fire symbol; then it becomes 'extinguish'."

"yes."

Choi Shin-ki slapped his thigh, suddenly realizing what was going on.

"Big brother, you go to sleep first, I'll come later!"

After saying that, Choi Shin-ki ran away in a flash.

"..."

Wei Shuyu had barely lain down when Cui Shenji rushed in again.

"Big pot, big pot..."

Helpless, Wei Shuyu had no choice but to open his eyes: "What's the problem now?"

"How many characters are in the Analects?" Choi Shin-ki asked breathlessly.

Wei Shuyu rolled his eyes: "Are you sure there's nothing wrong with your head?"

"I'm fine with it, I'm just too lazy to count," Choi Shin-ki said awkwardly.

"Do we even need to count?" Wei Shuyu's lips twitched.

"Don't you need it?"

Wei Shuyu held up two fingers: "One is 'discourse,' the other is 'saying.' How many words can you say?"

Choi Shin-ki opened his mouth wide, as if he could fit an egg inside.

"Big brother, I'll come back later."

After saying that, Choi Shin-ki was about to leave.

"stop."

Wei Shuyu shouted sharply.

"Hey, what's up?"

"Are you stupid? You only let others set the questions, why don't you set them yourself?"

*Smack*

Choi Shin-ki slapped his thigh.

"Big brother, give me a few questions."

"Okay, listen carefully..."

Cui residence, guest room.

A ten-year-old girl was leaning against the window, her chin resting on her hands, watching the stars twinkle in the sky.

Her eyes were bright and lively, her hair was piled high and tied into a seashell shape, her pupils were dark and piercing, her childishness was gradually disappearing, and a hint of charm was revealed in her glances.

"Ah~ you're back, Young Master Cui!"

Bang.

Choi Shin-ki jumped and leaped to the window.

The little girl held up a finger and moved Choi Shin-ki's head away: "You're blocking my view of the stars."

"Woman, I now know a few words from the Analects." Choi Shin-ki held up two fingers: "Two words, is it '系' (xi) or not?"

"Hmm, you're really smart."

The little girl blinked: "Then do you know..."

"Shut up."

Choi Shin-ki shouted, "Woman, you've answered three questions already, now it's my turn to answer one!"

The little girl was taken aback for a moment, then giggled: "You can create questions too?"

"Looking down on me?" Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened. "Listen up..."

"I threw an egg ten meters away, why didn't it break!"

Choi Shin-ki stood with his hands on his hips and laughed heartily...

"Because it hasn't landed yet," the little girl tilted her head and thought for a moment.

The smile abruptly stopped.

"How do you know chickens?" Choi Shin-ki looked like he'd seen a ghost.

"Compared to your previous question, I think your question is more difficult to answer."

The little girl blinked her bright eyes and replied earnestly.

"..." It felt like I had been insulted.

"No, I'll try a different question."

"Wait a minute..." The little girl narrowed her crescent-shaped eyes: "So the person who solved your problems and set the questions was that so-called big brother of yours?"

"certainly!"

Choi Shin-ki arrogantly raised his head: "Woman, since you're quite clever, you should join our Imperial Academy Legion as soon as possible, and I might reward you with the position of female strategist!"

"If you're late, you won't even be able to catch up with the hot guy when you're eating shit."

The little girl's bright eyes darted around: "If I beat your older brother, will you all listen to me?"

“You can have anything in your dreams, so just keep dreaming…” Choi Shin-ki laughed, hands on his hips.

Just answer yes or no.

"Woman, you can't possibly beat Big Pot." Choi Shin-ki shook his index finger: "Because Big Pot has never lost!"

"I'm done playing, I'm going to sleep."

Bang.

The little girl closed the window, and Choi Shin-ki covered his nose and squatted on the ground.

Daylight broke.

The sun peeked out, revealing half of its bald head.

Creak...

When Wei Shuyu opened the door, he saw Qin Shandao practicing martial arts seriously, his moves were powerful and impressive.

Choi Shin-ki was dozing off beside him, hugging a stone block, with drool still hanging from the corner of his mouth.

As for Fang Yi'ai...

The master of timing is never seen while training; he always appears panting heavily when Wei Shuyu leaves the house.

"Are you Wei Shuyu?"

Suddenly, a voice rang in my ears.

A little girl stood with her hands behind her back, looking up at Wei Shuyu with her bright, blinking eyes.

"no."

Wei Shuyu turned his head away.

Women will only slow me down the speed at which I draw my gun...

We didn't seem to have done anything with the two princesses, did we?

Before we knew it, a contest of both literary and martial arts had taken place.

He was assassinated without warning.

And just like that, I've been unwittingly drawn into a grand conspiracy...

It's a bit inexplicable.

"Are you investigating the Imperial Seal of the State?" the little girl asked again.

Um?

Upon hearing this, Wei Shuyu frowned.

Without any pity, he grabbed the woman and dragged her into the room.

Then, with a bang, the door slammed shut.

Snap.

Qin Shandao, who was showing off his speed, fell to the ground with a thud.

What did I see?

Is the eldest brother trying to abduct a woman?

Should I stop it or not?

He glanced at Choi Shin-ki, who was blowing snot bubbles and dozing off.

Qin Shandao popped the snot bubble with his finger and then pinched Choi Shenji's nose.

"Huff... huff..."

Gasping for breath, Choi Shin-ki jumped up.

"Which Wang Fa..."

Before he could finish speaking, Qin Shandao covered his mouth: "Quiet! Big brother is forcibly taking a woman!"

Shrimp?

Is it that exciting?

The two bastards lay sprawled at Wei Shuyu's doorway, their butts sticking out high, and began to peep.

Fang Yi'ai waited and waited, but no one came, so he rushed in.

Seeing the two of them, without saying a word, I immediately joined in sticking my butt out.

"Cough cough..."

Seeing this, the passing butler coughed twice in a pretentious manner.

Shh, the boss is forcibly taking a woman!

What?

The butler's eyes widened.

If the master finds out about this, he'll hang the young master up and beat him for three days and three nights.

Suddenly I remembered that among the friends who came today, there was a little girl.

No, I have to go and inform the master.

Wei Zheng had just reached the main gate, intending to go to the palace to take his duty...

"Master, something terrible has happened, young master..."

The butler excitedly rattled off a long explanation.

The message, both overtly and covertly, implied that the young master was doing something shameful.

Just when the steward thought Wei Zheng would be furious, he saw Wei Zheng clench his fist excitedly.

"My son has finally come to his senses."

Then he rushed into the mansion in a flurry of activity.

"Master, that little girl looks only ten years old..." the butler called out from behind.

Wei Zheng paused, then roared...

Where's my rattan cane?