Side Story - Wu Qiqi

(Before the literary and martial arts competition)

"Woof woof..."

The next day, Choi Sin-ki lay bored on the table with a copy of the Analects of Confucius in front of him.

Just as he was drifting off to sleep, he heard a dog barking outside.

Choi Shin-ki stood up abruptly, turned around, and walked towards the door.

"Young master, where are you going?" the servant asked hurriedly.

"You're going to come along even if you have diarrhea!" Choi Shin-ki glared at the tagalong.

"No... I wouldn't dare."

The servant lowered his head.

After leaving the house, Choi Shin-ki glanced around, then sneakily slipped to a corner and cleared his throat...

"Awoo..."

The howling of wolves rang out.

"Are they remains?"

After the wolf howled, Choi Shin-ki asked in a low voice.

"It's me!"

Outside the wall, Fang Yi'ai led a group of friends, some crouching, some lying on the wall, all looking rather sneaky.

"Shinki, what's wrong with you? Big Brother is about to have his duel, why aren't you coming over to join us?"

"Don't even mention it. It's all because of that old scoundrel from the Changsun family that I was grounded."

Choi Shin-ki said indignantly.

"So you're not going?"

"How could I not go? The big pot needs me!"

"Then how did you get out?"

"Go and build yourself a ladder..."

"The fight is about to start, where am I supposed to find it in such a short time?"

“I’m crawling out, wait for me a moment.”

After Choi Shin-ki finished speaking, he ran back into the house.

Start moving the stools.

"Young master, why are you moving the stool?" the servant asked, puzzled.

"Fuck your ass."

Choi Shin-ki moved to the corner, stood on it, and reached out, but couldn't reach it...

"..."

The servant was dumbfounded.

I'm here to watch over you. Is it really okay for you to run away in front of me like this?

"Godbase, are you done yet?"

Outside, Fang Yi'ai urged him on.

"Wait a little longer..."

Choi Shin-ki dashed back into the house in a flash.

Keep moving stools.

It took seven or eight trips to finally stack them up.

"Aren't you coming over here to help me up?"

Choi Shin-ki yelled at the servant.

"..."

The servant stamped his foot anxiously: "Young master, the master forbids you from going out."

"Come here, lower your head."

The servant did as instructed.

*Smack*

Choi Shin-ki raised his hand and smacked him on the head.

"You can listen to what Dad sends, but you can stop listening to what I send?"

The servant was almost in tears.

"Hurry up, if you don't hold on, I'll fall and I'll drag you out to feed the dogs."

Under Choi Sin-ki's tyrannical power, the servant had no choice but to obey.

After a tremendous amount of effort, Choi Shin-ki finally climbed over the wall!

"Godbase, quick, jump down..."

The group cheered and urged each other on.

Choi Shin-ki's eye twitched; it was nearly three meters long.

Are you sure your legs won't break if you jump?

"Godbase, stop dawdling and hurry up!"

I'll slap you in the face.

Why don't you try jumping?

"Giggle..."

Just then, a clear, sweet laugh rang in my ears.

On the steps of the house across the street.

A little girl is holding a glass of chilled melon juice...

Her eyes were bright and lively, her hair was piled high and tied into a seashell shape, her pupils were dark and piercing, her childishness was gradually disappearing, and a hint of charm was revealed in her glances, with a playful smile on her lips.

"Woman, what are you laughing at? Believe me or not, I'll beat you up!"

Choi Shin-ki grinned, revealing a fierce and menacing look.

The little girl chuckled and said, "And you have a limp tooth."

Choi Shin-ki's face turned green.

Now he hates it most when people say he has a lisp.

"Woman, if you dare call me toothless, I'll beat you to a pulp!"

Choi Shin-ki's menacing threat.

"Okay, then jump down and hit me!" The little girl's smile widened.

"..."

Choi Shin-ki glanced at the ground nearly three meters away and was immediately dumbfounded.

But it's okay, we have our little brothers.

Choi Shin-ki shouted to Fang Yi-ai and the others, "Go! Arrest her!"

The children immediately surrounded the little girl.

The little girl was not alarmed. She carefully placed the chilled melon juice on the steps, stood up, and patted the dust off her white clothes.

Only then did he look at Choi Shin-ki...

"Hey, do you believe I'll tell your parents that you ran away?"

"Why did you know I was going to run away?"

Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened.

"..."

The little girl was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

After a long while, she extended her slender fingers and said, "I've done some calculations, and someone from the Cui family is going to take an unusual path today..."

"Shenji, are you stupid? You've already climbed over the wall, who doesn't know you're trying to escape?" Fang Yi'ai couldn't stand it anymore.

"Woman, you're in for a treat. When I get down here, I'll give you a good spanking!"

Choi Shin-ki's face was full of anger.

"Fine, then come down here," the little girl continued her sarcastic remark from afar.

"Yeah, Shenji, hurry up! Big Brother's duel is about to start!" Fang Yi'ai urged.

Urged on again, Choi Shin-ki grew impatient.

I definitely have to cheer on my older brother in his fight, but this three-meter distance...

Let it be.

With a determined heart, just as Choi Shin-ki was about to jump, the little girl's voice rang out...

"Hey, I have a way to get you out without jumping over the wall."

Choi Shin-ki swayed for a moment, but finally regained his balance.

"The Shenmu solution?"

Why should I tell you?

The little girl came to the wall, put her hands behind her back, looked up at Choi Shin-ki, and blinked her bright eyes: "I remember you were going to hit me."

No, you misheard.

Choi Shin-ki shook his head repeatedly: "I'm telling you, you're a good person!"

"You're so shameless!" the little girl giggled.

"Then you can talk now, right?" Choi Shin-ki urged.

"But I didn't feel any sincerity." The little girl tilted her head. "Let me hear a few more compliments..."

"Woman, don't push your luck!" Choi Shin-ki roared.

The little girl turned and walked away.

"Wait..." Choi Shin-ki quickly stopped him.

Seeing the expectant looks in my friends' eyes, I couldn't help but swallow hard.

Praising a woman in broad daylight would damage the reputation of a great figure like me!

"Why aren't you telling me yet?" the little girl tilted her head.

"The Divine Tree of Urgent Divine Power?"

Choi Shin-ki's eyes widened: "Doesn't it take time to think?"

"You can write poetry?"

The little girl seemed to have heard something incredible.

Choi Shin-ki snorted and began scratching his head.

"Are you done yet?" the little girl urged.

"immediately."

After a while, Choi Shin-ki suddenly slapped his forehead: "I've got it!"

Swish...

The group of friends all looked at Choi Shin-ki.

All that could be heard was Cui Shenji standing on the high wall, beginning to chant...

"Ah, woman, you are like the wind, like the cloud..."

"Ah, woman, you are like that hair, like that grass..."

"Ah, woman, you are like the snow, like the rain..."

"Ah, woman, you are the most beautiful woman in the department!"

In an instant, everyone was speechless!

"You call this poetry?"

The little girl covered her mouth.

"How could Ben Sixian's masterpiece be fake?"

Choi Shin-ki, mimicking his teacher, flicked his sleeve and nearly fell off the wall.

"Shinki, you should go back. Big Brother might not want you as his little brother anymore!"

"Yes, yes, yes..."

His friends chimed in agreement.

"Woman, what do you think? If you're not satisfied, I'll sing you a few more songs!" Choi Shin-ki boasted arrogantly.

Like thunder, like water, like light...

It's just writing poetry, isn't it?

As long as words continue, poetry will never fade!

"Alright."

The little girl looked back at the house and said, "Aren't you trying to run away? You could just walk out the front door openly and honestly!"

"Are you kidding me? I'm under house arrest!" Choi Shin-ki was furious, feeling like he'd been tricked.

Who are you insulting?

"even……"

Seeing the little girl turn and leave again, Choi Shin-ki immediately changed his tune: "I cursed myself!"

"Are you stupid?"

The little girl replied in the same tone, "Climbing over the wall to go out and coming back will get you a beating anyway, going out through the front gate and coming back will also get you a beating, so why bother climbing over the wall?"

What the hell.

That makes so much sense!

As for the gatekeepers, can they control me, the God-King?

Da da da...

Choi Shin-ki climbed back inside the wall, and after a heated argument, slipped out from around the corner!

"Woman, you've got it all figured out. You're the first one to make me think of you."

Choi Shin-ki walked along while rolling up his sleeves!

What do you want to do?

The little girl retreated in fright, her bright eyes blinking rapidly.

"What?"

Choi Shin-ki snorted twice: "Of course, I'll teach you a lesson!"

Bang.

Just as Choi Shin-ki stepped forward to discipline the little girl, he felt a pain in his nose.

Choi Shin-ki touched it.

This scene seems familiar?

"Woman, you..."

Just as I was about to say something, the little girl threw another punch, this time to the same spot.

In an instant, a stream of bright red blood seeped from the tip of his nose!

"I forgot to tell you, I've also learned a little bit of martial arts."

The little girl raised her fist.

"Woman, I..."

“Don’t even think about getting revenge on me. I’m a guest invited by your grandfather,” the little girl replied before she could.

"Qiqi, what are you doing here?"

Just then, a majestic voice rang in my ears.

An old man emerged from around the corner.

"father."

The little girl immediately ran forward.

The old man glanced at Choi Shin-ki and the others, said nothing, took the little girl's hand, and turned to leave...

The little girl turned around, made a face, and then giggled in everyone's ears...

"Wu Qiqi, did you hit someone again?"

The laughter stopped abruptly.