Alternative Title: 靠！宿主你別鬧，瘋批美人脾氣爆
Author: 雙影照清浔
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-11
Updated: 2025-10-11
【Dual Male Protagonists + Quick Transmigration + Extreme 1v1 + These two are more cunning than the other】The world is unfair. Some are born noble and in the spotlight, while others come from humble beginnings, unwilling to be mediocre. They are foolish, they are incompetent, they are utterly unlucky, and they never meet a good end.
They even have an undignified name: cannon fodder. To prevent one sub-world after another from collapsing, Yu Huo, an unofficial staff member of the Underworld, borrows their identities. The price of this exchange is... rebirth.
When Yu Huo transmigrates into the CEO's white moonlight substitute, the CEO says, "Don't smile; you don't look like him when you smile!" Yu Huo replies, "I can not smile, but you have to pay more." CEO: ?
When Yu Huo transmigrates into the phoenix man's exclusive ATM, the phoenix man says, "I'm out of money, transfer 2000." Yu Huo replies, "How could I have something you don't have?" *Cries* Phoenix Man: ??
Yu Huo continuously acts crazy, determined to infuriate everyone, but he happens to meet the truly insane ones! The white moonlight who has turned into a vengeful spirit laughs languidly and twistedly in his ear, "Yu Huo, your words are truly unpleasant, but I quite like them."
The black lotus, who feeds on blood, opens his mouth and bites his neck, "Yu Huo, don't even think about running, just let me bite you obediently..." The merman prince, who loves collecting human skin, reaches out and pinches his face, "Yu Huo, if you don't want to be skinned, then stir up less trouble, understand?"
Yu Huo responds expressionlessly, "Alright, alright, so this is how we're playing, huh?" The sleepy, garrulous, handsome S (Shou) vs the dark-hearted, beautiful G (Gong) who is so captivated by Yu Huo he loses his way.