【Dual Male Protagonists + Quick Transmigration + Extreme 1v1 + These two are more cunning than the other】The world is unfair. Some are born noble and in the spotlight, while others come from hu...
Chapter 84: Stop Being a Lover and Be a Concubine (XI)
"What can you do?" Wan Chengwei curled his lips. "Ever since I read your book about the double, I can't concentrate on reading any picture books. What should I do?"
"What should I do? You decide for yourself!" Yu Huo rolled his eyes. "If you're really bored, just become a relative for fun. The other day, my aunt asked me to persuade you more. You're not a child anymore..."
"Don't be so careless. You are not a child anymore. Why don't you get married yourself?"
"I'm different." Yu Huo just wanted to drink, drinking one glass after another, sneering as he drank: "I'm only interested in men, unlike you, who is a bisexual!"
Even though Wan Chengwei and Yu Huo get along well, unfortunately most people in this era don't care about being in love with someone exclusively. Other men have three or four wives, and Wan Chengwei also holds the same idea.
He touched his nose awkwardly, then his gaze paused for a moment on Master Lan Chang, and he chuckled, "Are you interested in men? I don't think you're interested in either men or women. With such a beautiful woman beside you, she just sang songs for you, and I didn't see you doing anything else."
"Didn't I tell you a long time ago that I came here just to listen to the unplugged concert?"
Wan Chengwei burped: "You're saying something that no one else can understand again."
After saying this, he took Xiaoguan's hand in his palm and played with it, chuckling: "Speaking of marriage... my cousin's mother seems to be interested in choosing a husband for my cousin."
With a bang, the wine glass on the table was accidentally knocked to the ground.
The rippling sound of the zither gradually subsided, and Master Lan Chang fixed his beautiful eyes on the dazed Yu Huo. Then he stepped forward to pick up the wine glass he had knocked over, took a new one from the table, and filled it up for him again.
After doing all this, he did not rush back to sing, but leaned closer, his eyes lingering and watery: "Mr. Yu, are you drunk?"
However, the person in front of him didn't understand the situation. He tilted his head slightly, and his voice was lazy with a hint of wine: "No, you keep singing."
"You've heard all my songs, aren't you tired of them?"
The person in front of him did not have the strong scent of cosmetics like the other people in the building. Even when he was close to her, she was not as fawning as others. Her movements were natural, and she was polite but not ingratiating.
If it were someone else, I’m afraid their heart would melt.
[Rogue 945: Host, I'm not dead yet, please be careful!]
Yu Huo: "..."
No, what did I do?!
There's no electricity, no internet, and no phone. Can't I even listen to someone sing a song?
He closed his eyes slightly, his gaze drifting out the window, his pupils seemingly unfocused. "Of course I'm not tired of it yet. If I were, Master Lan Chang wouldn't have stayed with me today."
The handsome face of Master Lan Chang froze for a moment, then he sighed in disappointment, walked towards his zither and sat down: "Well, you are a heartless person..."
[Revenge 945: Humph, my eyes are my ruler. I can tell at a glance that this little devil has no good intentions.]
Yu Huo is really impressed by this Lao Wu!
He ignored his personal 'chastity arch' and tapped the table in front of Wan Chengwei twice. "Choosing a son-in-law? Who do you fancy?"
Wan Chengwei frowned at being interrupted inexplicably and cut to the chase impatiently, "It seems to be the second son of the Dali Temple official, the third place winner in this year's imperial examination - Wennian."
"Wen Nian? I saw him once from a distance, and he was so ugly!"
Wan Chengwei glanced at his expressionless face and leaned over drunkenly: "Compared to you, I'm a little bit inferior, but I'm also a third place winner in the imperial examination after all. I'm naturally handsome and talented. I can't be called ugly at all, right?"
Yu Huo frowned at the smell of alcohol on him, raised his hand to push him back into the man's arms, and stopped talking.
[Enemy 945: How jealous! I haven't even started choosing a husband yet. I'm much more chaste than someone like you who frequents brothels every day. How dare you be jealous?]
Facing the system's ridicule, Yu Huo didn't refute it. Instead, he said inwardly: "They say killer whales are friendly to humans, but according to scientists' research, they seem to be even friendlier to the system."
【Why? 】
I heard that the ancestors of the system are related to the killer whale group.
[What nonsense! The system is all code, it has nothing to do with killer whales.]
Didn't you know? Code has another name.
What's your name?
Called a nitpicker!
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Yu Huo was so enraged by the system that he didn't notice that Yu Miao, drunk as he was, grabbed his wrist roughly.
He turned his head and saw that his sister's cheeks were red, her eyes were red, and her voice was choked:
"Master Yin Xian is so pitiful, with an alcoholic father, a sick mother, a brother who studies hard, and a broken self..."
Yu Huo pulled her claws away with a fake smile: "And you, you filthy one."
Yu Miao turned a deaf ear to him, kept moving closer to him, and then burped with drunken eyes.
"Brother, I finally understand why you men like to save Fengchen so much."
"Why?" Yu Huo leaned back in disdain, but at the same time emphasized, "I don't like saving Fengchen. Don't judge everyone by one thing."
Yu Miao let go of him, reached out and twisted Master Yin Xian's chin, and poured wine into his mouth with the wine glass.
The man from the Qingguan who was drinking had slightly wet eyelashes and coughed several times in succession.
Yu Miao smiled: "Hehe, I also like to save people like this."
Yu Huo held his forehead and sighed softly: "People like you are called local tycoons in our place, do you know?"
The two siblings did not stagger out of Nanfeng Pavilion until curfew was almost outside. As for Wan Chengwei, he had already fallen asleep in the bed of the gentle land.
"Brother, Nanfeng Pavilion is really fun."
Yu Huo flicked his sister's forehead and said, "Next time, I'll take you to the Qin Building. The girls there are also very beautiful. They are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. They are much better than you!"
Yu Miao chuckled foolishly: "But I'm richer than them!"
The two men staggered into the gate without noticing the pale-faced gatekeeper standing beside them. As soon as they entered the courtyard, they were dazzled by the candlelight all over the courtyard and tears came to their eyes.
The next second, Mrs. Yu ran forward with a broom and swept across the enemy.
Yu Huo and Yu Miao were screaming and yelling.
"You two little bastards! You actually went to the Nanfeng Pavilion together? Why did I give birth to two debt collectors like you!"
Mrs. Yu scolded and beat him.
Yu Huo and Yu Miao split up into two groups. Yu Miao went straight to the old lady's yard, while Yu Huo was a step slower and had to turn around and sneak out of the house amidst the horrified eyes of the doorman.
Mrs. Yu ran out of the door with a broom in her hand, and when Yu Huo looked back at her, the drunkenness instantly disappeared, and he ran wildly down the main street.
After running for a while, he saw a carriage slowly approaching from afar. Glancing at the familiar old lady following the carriage, he narrowed his eyes and climbed into the carriage nimbly.
The old lady screamed, "How dare you!"
Then the guards rushed forward with spears in hand. Yu Huo heard the sound of breaking wind behind him and his eyes met the "woman" in the car.
brush--
Yu Huo felt his wrist being pulled by the person in front of him. He followed the force and stepped forward, then sat down on the man's thigh.
The next second, the spear missed.
The people in the car snorted coldly: "Everyone get out!"
Hearing the footsteps outside the carriage, Yu Huo retracted his attention, sat on Jiang Ye's thighs, and blinked quickly: "Long time no see, child bride~"