Chapter 13 Patrol D District It’s not that I’m tired of listening to Parker’s complaints, it’s just…

It’s not that Lin Xi was tired of listening to Parker’s complaints, but it was a pity that his partner was not Muas.

"Oh." Lin Xi sighed softly.

Parker said, "What are you sighing about, Boss? Do you also think my complaints are justified and want to join me in complaining about the security team's incompetence?"

Lin Xi shook her head: "No, but you probably don't want to know why I sighed."

Parker paused as he was taking the photo, and indeed did not dare to speak.

He really doesn't want to know!

The boss must be thinking: God of Insects, why did you separate him from his beloved Muse?

It’s hard enough to work without getting paid, and I have to listen to bugs complaining about their miserable love life. It’s really... damn it!

At night, there are fewer vehicles, so the system can monitor on its own. If it cannot grasp the image, it will automatically capture it and wait for the daytime workers to process it.

This boring work lasted for three months, and they were transferred back to the security team.

There has been some unrest in District D recently. A riot broke out not long ago, and several female soldiers involved were seriously injured. They were unable to get out of bed for ten days or half a month. The Linxi Four Insects were then transferred to patrol District D.

When Parker heard they were assigned to Area D, he cursed, "There was a riot in Area D, and they assigned us there. What's the point?"

Lin Xi comforted him, "The riot has been quelled. Sending us on patrol should just be a routine matter. Besides, if something really happens to us, they won't be able to explain it."

Parker cursed and said nothing more, but his expression still looked bad.

Muas took out a box from his luggage and opened it, revealing several pocket guns.

Muas gave one to Yichong.

Parker was a little surprised: "Good brother, where did you get this good thing?"

Ordinary bugs can buy weapons, but they are all swords, whips, etc. Energy guns, particle guns, laser guns, etc. are subject to control and can only be purchased with a gun license. Large guns are even less likely to be sold privately by bugs.

The pocket pistol that Muas took out was not among them. It had little killing power and was just a borderline move. Even if he was discovered, he would not be put in a detention center for love education.

Lin Xi was also very surprised. He had touched a real gun before, but it was a gun without bullets and was only for exhibition. Unlike the one now, it was a real weapon that could kill insects when shot on the sun.

"But this thing is too expensive for us..."

Muas said, "We've been together for so long, just consider it a gift to a friend."

Parker gave a thumbs up: "Muas, you are so generous!"

Muas nodded lightly.

This kind of small pistol is a very valuable item on low-level stars, but on medium-level stars or even high-level stars, it is just a toy in the hands of insect cubs.

Muas thought to himself that it was the right decision to take these little toys with him before going out.

Muas watched Lin Xi playing with it lovingly, while Parker and Sander competed to see which pose was the most handsome.

Parker said, "Sander, take a handsome picture of me, and then I will take one for you later."

Sander shook his head and said, "I'll just take the picture for you, no need to take it for me."

Parker put his arm around his best friend's shoulder and said, "Why, are you worried that my photography skills aren't good enough? You know... huh? Hahahaha..."

As Parker was talking, he suddenly saw something funny and started laughing non-stop. Tears of laughter came out of his eyes. Finally, he covered his stomach and almost rolled on the ground.

Sander knew the other person would laugh, his face turned red, and he hid his right hand behind his back.

Lin Xi was asking how to use a pistol, and Muas was explaining it to him, when he suddenly heard Parker laughing wildly beside him. Lin Xi's face turned darker and darker, and the good atmosphere of contact was ruined by Parker.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Xi asked unhappily.

Parker couldn't stop laughing and kept pointing at Sander. The two insects looked over and saw Sander's aggrieved and embarrassed predicament.

Lin Xi slapped Parker on the back several times to stop him from laughing, and said, "Are you bullying Sander again?"

Parker stopped laughing, rubbed his sore face and said, "What do you mean I bullied him? I didn't bully him at all. If you don't believe me, ask him."

Linxi looked at Sander, and Sander did shake his head, but everyone was looking at him, so Sander had to take his hands out from behind his back, looking a little helpless.

Lin Xi looked over and realized what Parker was laughing at.

The pocket pistol was small to begin with, and compared to Sander's palm, which was as big as a palm fan, it looked more like a child's toy.

Lin Xi was speechless: "Even if the contrast is a bit big, you don't have to laugh like this, right?"

Parker smiled and wiped his tears and said, "Sander, quickly perform the posture you just did again and let the boss see it!"

Sander had no choice but to do as he was told.

In fact, it was not a strange and cool posture. Sander just tried to hold the pistol, but his hands were too big and his fingers were too thick, so he could not put them into the trigger hole at all, and it was also difficult to press the wrench.

It looks like a shrunken version of a child's pistol figurine, which is extremely funny and interesting.

Lin Xi couldn't help but burst out laughing. This sound seemed to open a signal valve, and all the insects except Sander started laughing. However, Muas's laughter was subtle, while Parker's was particularly rough.

Laughter is very contagious. If you are the only one laughing and no one else is laughing, then the laughter will become boring. But if everyone is laughing, it is easy to laugh more and more and can't stop.

Finally, Parker sat in a chair, holding his face and his stomach, saying that he couldn't take it anymore and would faint if he laughed any more.

Although Sander was laughed at, he was not angry and even rubbed Parker's face and belly.

Lin Xi laughed at him: "You were just laughing at Sander, but you ended up laughing so hard that you ended up laughing yourself into this state. You don't even know who to laugh at."

Parker waved his hands repeatedly and pleaded, "Boss... ahem, please stop laughing. Your laugh is so contagious. I can't hold it in any longer."

Lin Xi scolded him with a bad smile: "What a waste!"

Watching them talking and laughing, Muas leaned against the wall and sighed that the atmosphere was really great.

…

Area D had just experienced a fierce battle. The bloodstains had been cleaned up, but the collapsed houses, bullet holes and scorched black marks on the walls were still there, and occasionally dark black marks of splashes could be seen.

Parker sighed: "The battle is very fierce..."

Lin Xi nodded: "After a while, a service team should come here to repair the house."

Parker thought about it and realized that it was true. Suddenly, he was not so angry about being assigned to patrol Area D.

Lin Xi said, "Area D isn't big, but it takes quite a while to patrol it all day, so we should split it into two groups."

The other three insects had no objections. If they finished the inspection earlier, they could go back earlier.

Parker took Sander in his arms and left. "Sander and I are in the same team. We are good friends and understand each other. If we really encounter any problems, we will cooperate well."

Lin Xi looked at Parker with appreciation and praised him for his tact.

Lin Xi looked at Muas innocently: "It seems that we can only be a group of two."

Muas said calmly, "Whatever."

Lin Xi's plan succeeded.

It is true that two bugs can complete the task in a group very quickly, but it is not impossible for four bugs to complete today's task together.

Lin Xi didn't mean to send Parker away on purpose. It was because Muas had prepared too much.

Before coming, Muas not only gave Yi Chong a self-defense pistol, but also prepared anesthetic needles and bulletproof vests.

The anesthetic needle is extremely small in appearance and is attached to the computer. If you are not an insider, you will not be able to see it at all and would think it is some decorative trinket.

The bulletproof vest was as thin as a cicada's wing, and the material was obviously very valuable. They could reluctantly accept the gun as a gift, but they would definitely feel embarrassed to accept such high-end goods that could not be bought even with star coins.

Muas had no choice but to say that he lent it to them.

On the street, Lin Xi was patrolling the surroundings to see if there was anything suspicious while chatting with Muas.

"I've been loading and unloading cargo, feeding chickens and ducks, dealing with manure, and taking care of lonely old female insects. I thought this planet was quite peaceful, but I never expected such a riot to happen."

Muas said, "You've seen too little. Whether it's a low-level planet, a mid-level planet, or a high-level planet, there are constant conflicts."

It’s just that some disputes are manifested in the open, while others are hidden.

Lin Xi nodded, wondering if Muas was exiled to planet T-011 because he was involved in some dispute.

Muas gave Lin Xi a strange look and said, "Didn't you say you were a bug from the fringe planet and survived the battlefield ruins? You should be used to this kind of situation, right?"

Even though they have never experienced war, many insects on the edge stars cannot even get enough food and clothing. Xiao Linxi has been bullied since he was a child. He didn't expect that there would be such an expectation of false peace.

Lin Xi twitched his forehead. He lived in a peaceful era in his previous life, and the life and death he saw were all caused by natural disasters. The country was peaceful and quiet, and there was no war. His mentality was indeed different from that of the Zerg, and it was even more different from his original self.

But Lin Xi was not disappointed: "I died once, and I have seen through all the forms of insect life. The past seems like a dream. On the contrary, my recent life has made me taste the taste of life and get to know interesting insects."

Lin Xi looked at Muas meaningfully. His words were obscure, but his eyes were aggressive and too straightforward.

Muas turned his head away and ignored Lin Xi.

She gets into heat after just three serious conversations. Really... not as good as those pretentious male insects!

After patrolling, they found nothing unusual along the way, so Lin Xi and Muas reunited with Parker and the others.

Parker had been waiting at the meeting point. Seeing them approach, he waved repeatedly, "You're really slow. Didn't you notice anything unusual?"

Lin Xi shook his head: "Nothing unusual."

Parker took out his pistol, casually made a gun flower, and complained, "There's really nothing unusual. I prepared for nothing."

Parker's words really deserved a beating. If the other bugs in the patrol team knew that they completed the task so easily, they would probably form a group to beat him up in the middle of the night.

Lin Xi glanced at him and said, "Before, you were angry and didn't want to take the mission because you were afraid of something unusual happening. Now that everything is calm, you're the one complaining about having nothing to do. You're really hard to please!"

Parker stretched the corners of his mouth and felt that what he said was a bit annoying, but he would not admit it.

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