Alternative Title: 在地府送外卖爆火，阎王坐不住了
Author: 放飞的颜曦
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-11-09
Updated: 2025-11-09
With her Taoist temple deeply in debt and on the verge of collapse, disciple Chu Yu is forced to go down the mountain to work and pay off the debts. Unexpectedly, she is suddenly selected as an Underworld delivery person. The Underworld delivery service can connect the Yin and Yang realms and can even travel between the God, Immortal, Demon, and Monster realms. Thus:
She delivers a spicy hot pot to a Ghost King, who then gifts her an antique worth tens of millions.
She delivers a bag of spicy strips to a Demon Lord, who casually rewards her with a demon pearl worth over a hundred million.
She delivers a set of fashionable cosmetics to the Queen Mother, who gifts her a bottle of priceless elixir of immortality.
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She makes a fortune, rapidly becomes rich, and rises to become a top female billionaire.
One day, an engagement contract unexpectedly binds her to a wealthy and influential heir.
Rumor has it that the heir is ruthless and short-lived. Chu Yu marries him with the mindset of becoming a widow, only to be doted on to the heavens.
The heir says: "My wife is just an ordinary delivery person, how could she possibly understand any unorthodox arts? Please don't bully her."
Everyone bursts into tears: She can tell fortunes, draw talismans, and catch ghosts—she's skilled in everything. Who dares to bully her!
The heir says: "My wife is timid, don't scare her."
All sorts of demons and ghosts collapse: She can tear ghosts apart with her bare hands and slay monsters, roaming freely across the six realms. Who is actually scaring whom?
Seeing the couple smoothly sailing through life, deeply in love, everyone becomes jealous: "No matter how much in love they are, he's still a short-lived ghost."
Unexpectedly, they wait and wait. By the time they die, the heir is still alive and well.
Everyone angrily throws things: "Why isn't he dead yet?"
The heir sneers: "Hmph! I want to live and be in love with my wife for thousands upon thousands of years!"
(A genius metaphysics master VS a scheming, wife-adoring CEO, focusing on metaphysical short stories.)