Chicken feet delivery, what's not to like?
Tears fell on the vast earth with the wind, instantly mingling with the soil and disappearing without a trace.
Upon seeing the young woman, the saints realized that the purple-clad girl from thousands of years ago was actually her avatar. Her true self had already reached the peak of Quasi-Saint, but was trapped on Mount Buzhou. Now, the time was ripe, and she naturally emerged from the earth. The saints sighed inwardly: "Her true self is at the peak of Quasi-Saint, and her avatar is at the mid-stage of Quasi-Saint. Perhaps she lacks the Primordial Purple Qi; otherwise, she would have already become a saint."
The girl hugged the Monkey King's waist, stared into his eyes, and said softly, "Liang, I didn't die, I'm back."
The Great Sage Equaling Heaven said, "I understand, I know, I have been waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come to my side."
The girl gave the Monkey King a quick kiss and said happily, "Honey, how come you're only at the mid-stage of Quasi-Saint? You're so stupid! I'm already at the peak of True Saint, and I even have two supreme treasures. Humph, let's see if you'll listen to me from now on. If you don't, I'll spank you."
A black line appeared above the head of the Monkey King.
The girl continued, "Husband, do you know? I forged my bones with the primordial energy of Xuanhuang, grew my flesh and blood with the essence of Pangu, and refined my primordial spirit with the primordial purple energy. Now my physical body is comparable to that of an ancestral witch, and my primordial spirit is comparable to that of a sage. Don't you think I'm amazing?"
The Monkey King's forehead creased with another black line. He thought to himself, "My dear aunt, don't blurt out anything! Otherwise, people will start eyeing us! Look at those saints, their eyes are practically glowing with greed!" The girl shook the Monkey King's arm and said in a low voice, "Honey, do you have any innate spirit wood?"
The Great Sage Equaling Heaven was so charmed by that voice that he wanted nothing more than to immediately take her right there and then, and very cooperatively said, "There are plenty of innate spiritual trees. Do you want Bodhi wood, or Fusang wood? How about ginseng fruit wood, star tree, or peach tree?"
After the Monkey King finished speaking, he was suddenly shocked. He saw that all the saints were staring at him with green eyes, and he couldn't help but shiver. The girl asked with concern, "Honey, what's wrong? Are you sick? I'll treat you. I used to treat my little kitten when it was sick."
Another black line appeared on his face. The Monkey King thought to himself: "Big sister, how could I, a celestial being, get sick? Besides, can you even compare me to a cat?"
He just didn't dare say it, and could only say, "It's nothing, I'm fine. By the way, what do you need the wood for?"
The girl said, "It's nothing. I just wanted to make a zither for myself, and I'll make a few more for you while I'm at it."
Upon hearing that there was something for him, the Monkey King burst into tears, not even hearing what the girl had told him.
The Monkey King pulled out a ginseng fruit tree several tens of feet in size and threw it directly to the beautiful young woman, saying foolishly, "Ke'er is the best; she knows how to care for me."
The young girl, ginseng fruit wood, touched the head of the Monkey King, tilted her head and asked curiously, "You don't have a fever." Suddenly, she saw the huge piece of wood and said excitedly, "Husband, you're so good to me. With such a big piece of wood, I can make you a lot more washboards. You must be smiling inside, right? It's made of innate spiritual wood."
With a thick black line appearing on his forehead, the Monkey King trembled and asked, "Ke'er, what are you doing to me, washing... a washboard?" He immediately fainted.
The girl hugged the Monkey King's head and shook it violently, muttering to herself, "Yes, I originally wanted to make one for you, but you gave me such a big piece, so I'll make you a hundred or two to use first."
The Monkey King, who had just been shaken awake by the girl, fainted again upon hearing "one hundred and eighty".
Chapter 50, Section 36: The Appearance of the Witchcraft Cult (Part 2) (Three more chapters to follow)
Last time, when Ke'er was born, she was supposed to make a washboard for the Monkey King. Everyone was puzzled. But what about Kong Xuan?
The saints didn't understand what a "washboard" was, and why it could scare the Great Sage Equaling Heaven like that. They would definitely have to see it for themselves in the future.
Kong Xuan asked, "Master's wife, what is a washboard?"
The girl smiled shyly and said, "A washboard? It's a very precious and useful thing. It can best express a person's deep feelings."
Kong Xuan shook his head and said, "Oh, I understand." Then he turned to Zhen Yuan and said, "Junior Brother Zhen Yuan, lend me a section of your fruit tree. I'll make a washboard to give to Master."
With a heavy heart and a sense of helplessness, Zhen Yuan took a branch and handed it to Kong Xuan with tears in his eyes.
That guy kept nagging, "Hurry up, stop dawdling, you woman!"
After the girl's gentle caresses, the Monkey King finally woke up. Opening his blurry eyes, he saw Kong Xuan holding a tree branch and asked, bewildered, "Xuan'er, what are you doing with that tree branch?"
Kong Xuan hurriedly approached the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and said as if presenting a treasure, "I'll also learn from my master's wife and make you a washboard so I can show my respect to you, sir."
Upon hearing this, the Monkey King cursed, "Kong Xuan, die!" and then kicked Kong Xuan's handsome face.
Kong Xuan covered his face, which was swollen like a pig's head, and asked in confusion, "Master, is it too few?" Then he looked at Zhen Yuan, beckoned with his finger, and said, "Junior brother, can I borrow your fruit tree? I'll make a hundred or eighty for Master too."
The Great Sage Equaling Heaven's face darkened with nine lines, but he smiled kindly and said, "Xuan'er is still the best. I'll reward you when we get back." In his heart, he cursed, "You good-for-nothing Kong Xuan, all my love for you is wasted. Humph, I'll make you kneel on a washboard for ten years, or even a hundred!" He chuckled sinisterly as he thought about it.
Upon hearing this, Kong Xuan glanced at Zhen Yuan and the others, and even winked, as if to say: Look, Master is going to reward me again.
While unconscious, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven wondered, where did Ke'er get her elder brother's essence blood, Xuanhuang merit energy, and Hongmeng purple energy? Xuanhuang merit energy might be the merit of creation, and Hongmeng purple energy wasn't unattainable with the right opportunity, but where did her elder brother's essence blood come from? When Pangu created the world, his primordial spirit transformed into the Three Pure Ones, and his essence blood transformed into the Twelve Ancestral Witches, right? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven couldn't understand. Scenes from the creation of the world flashed before his eyes, and suddenly he understood the origin of the thirteen drops of Pangu's essence blood. It turned out that during the great battle of the three sages, Pangu was injured and vomited blood. After the creation of the world, his essence blood drifted to Mount Buzhou and was sealed in a space tens of thousands of miles away beneath Mount Buzhou, where it happened to encounter Ke'er's soul, thus giving birth to Ke'er today. Having understood everything, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven sighed: "The opportunity of the Witch Clan was originally with you. Very well, since the Great Dao has chosen you, I will help you, Ke'er."
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