After a disaster, the plane crashed, and my female leader and I were forced to drift to a deserted island. For survival, she voluntarily gave me...
"There shouldn't be any problem with my ability, right? Why do I feel like you look weird after you went in and came out?" The fat man looked at me suspiciously.
Jack looked at me the same way.
I didn't expect these two words would cause so much trouble. My scalp felt a little numb when they looked at me, but I still had to bite the bullet and insist on suppressing it.
I remained expressionless and said, "Of course. Why would that be a problem?"
"No, there's a problem." Suddenly, the fat man looked at me calmly and said this.
The fat man's words made my heart tremble. Oh my God, I didn't know how to reply to the fat man. I was afraid that he would see through the next question, and I didn't know if I could continue to hide it.
Although I was very scared, I still had to persevere. I pretended to look at him with doubt, even a little weirdly.
"Fatty, I think you're the one with the problem. What's wrong with learning your abilities? Do you think Xiao Ding can't learn?"
Sure enough, after hearing what I said, the fat guy didn't know what to say.
"Who said Xiao Ding can't learn? I... I just think you are a little weird! Especially after coming out of the tent, when do I need to meditate? Have you ever seen me meditate?" The fat man didn't believe it at all.
"No wonder you have such poor abilities. It turns out you never meditate." I bit back because I knew I couldn't be cowardly at this time.
"You, you must have been possessed by someone else, so you keep biting me so anxiously." The fat man pointed at me and said this.
Sure enough, Fatty is worthy of being my good brother whom I have known for so long. He can synchronize his thoughts with mine in an instant. Thinking about what happened just now, I had the same doubt in the tent, wondering if Xiao Ding had been possessed by another soul.
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I'm not afraid of arguments being too intense, I'm just afraid of the air suddenly becoming quiet.
Jack and I didn't say anything. We both looked at the fat man as if he was an idiot.
The fat guy was so angry and embarrassed by my gaze that he jumped up and wanted to leave.
"Hey, don't go!" I immediately grabbed the fat man.
After all, this matter needs to be resolved sooner rather than later. If no consensus can be reached, Xiao Ding's actions will always be questioned. Rather than endless troubles, it is better to resolve it once and for all.
After the fat man was held by me, he tried to shake off my hand, but failed. In the end, he had no choice but to sit down.
"You said you weren't possessed. Well, let me ask you, when was the first time we met?"
I saw the fat man sit down again and loosen his sleeves.
I didn't expect Fatty to actually suspect I was possessed, and even ask me these bizarre and hilarious questions. But it was a good thing this way, at least he didn't suspect anything else.
In fact, Jack had originally suspected something about us, but after being disturbed by the fat man, he probably forgot whether I was hiding the truth or not, and just looked at our behavior with a smile on his face.
I rolled my eyes and answered the fat guy's question, saying, "When we were in college, you asked me why I was so stupid to know you!" I said with disgust.
The fat man shook his sleeves and finally stopped playing.
"Wake up, wake up. I know you haven't been possessed. I won't play anymore."
"But seriously, my technique doesn't require meditation." The fat man still stuck to his principles.
"Do you think I'm stupid? You think I don't know that you are doing this wrong, but you are a fat man and you can't sit down every time, so you reduce this behavior. Think about when you succeeded in meditation before. If you hadn't failed later, you would not continue to do this kind of thing now!" I exposed the fat man expressionlessly.
Because what I said is actually the truth. Fatty has such a large body, and it's easy for him to lose focus. Every time he sits down, his belly bulges out because of his fat, and every time he loses focus, he can't enter meditation. That's why his ability is so low now, he can't even reincarnate a female ghost.
The fat guy's face turned red after what I said.
"So, because of your example, I insist that Xiao Ding meditate! Maybe one day Xiao Ding will even surpass you!"
"Okay, okay, I just don't believe it. It's just meditation. How can Xiao Ding surpass me? Who are you kidding? This kind of thing depends on talent, right?" The fat man finally became impatient with my rebuttal and waved his hand casually to show his agreement.
Finally, I solved the problem of Fatty, and I felt relieved. The next person I had to deal with was Jack, who was much more difficult to deal with than Fatty. After all, Jack was considered the wisest person in our team.
"Jack, what about you? I want you to teach Xiao Ding the art of war. I think you are smarter than all of us, and your analytical ability is also very good. I hope Xiao Ding can learn from you in this aspect!" I made this request to Jack.
I don’t know if it was because of what happened between Fatty and I just now, but Jack didn’t say anything and just nodded.
I felt relieved. In fact, the reason why I needed them to help teach Xiao Ding was not really just to conceal the snake demon's skills. Another reason was because I hoped Xiao Ding could inherit a quality from them. After all, it is always better to have more skills than less, right?
"Okay, let's leave it at that for now. I can do it, but I don't even know what I'm going to teach!" I thought about it, and suddenly couldn't think of anything I could teach Xiao Ding.
The fat man smiled unkindly and said, "You can call him a pick-up girl. This one suits you best."
The fat man's words made my mouth twitch. When did I end up like this? After all, my swordsmanship is pretty good.
"Fatty, are you tired of living? When did I flirt with girls? Am I that kind of person?" I was not happy at all.
"Isn't it? Who was it that told me on the street that he would teach me how to pick up girls?" The fat man looked malicious.
What the fat guy said is really a slap in the face. I did say that before, but actually I don’t know any method to pick up girls. Of course, I will not admit that I don’t know how to do something that concerns a man’s face.
Glancing at the fat guy, I said, "I really want to discuss this with you. Besides, Xiao Ding is so young. If you ask me to teach him this, I'm afraid you'll want me to beat you to death!"
The fat man saw how serious I was and laughed.
I thought about it carefully again and again, but I couldn't think of anything I could teach him. It seems that you are not very good at it. Why don't I teach him the rules and martial arts? Maybe when combined with his skills, it may be more powerful, although I am not an expert in this area.