The main story is complete! When one is down on their luck, even the bound system has a hint of sarcasm.
After being stabbed to death by the family of a medical dispute patient, He Junxia was...
Chapter 76 Chapter 76 Zombies
Things got out of control afterwards.
Xie Chaoyang and the orange cat seemed to be at odds with each other. You catch a fish, and I catch a fish, vowing to beat the other.
Xie Chaoyang also learned to use his special ability to reel fish ashore to save energy without any help from He Junxia.
One lively fish after another was stuffed into the water tank, and the large water tank was banged against the water, making crackling sounds and playing a wild melody.
The man and the cat were busy as hell, but He Junxia was in a desolate place with a whistling north wind and fluttering snowflakes. Even the bait on the hook had no bite.
He Junxia's expression changed from numbness to resignation and then to watching the show with great interest.
So what if you can’t catch any fish?
He now has two little fishing experts, fight, fight!
He Junxia, ever the spectator, put down his empty fishing rod and began counting fish to the man and cat. Every time someone or the cat put a fish in the tank, he would praise them lavishly and openly remind the other party to keep up the good work.
In order to prevent the inexplicable fishing debuff from affecting Xie Chaoyang's competitive state, He Junxia only gave the child some level zero crystal cores to replenish his energy and stood aside at a distance.
Finally, with his unremitting efforts (picking trouble), in less than half an hour, the large water tank was filled up.
"That's enough."
After the man and the cat ended up in a tie, He Junxia immediately rushed forward to stop the endless fishing battle: "The box is full, so you're tied, not losing. You both caught nine fish. Let's fight next time."
As for when the next time will be?
Let’s talk about it next time.
He Junxia put away the two fishing rods and dug out a few dry towels from the tea room to wipe the wet orange cat's body. Of course, the cat's habitual shaking of its body inevitably splashed water on his face.
After barely wiping the cat clean, He Junxia directed them to get in the car, while he himself carried the heavy water tank and walked at the end of the team to prevent the man and the cat from suddenly fighting while walking.
As it turned out, his approach was absolutely correct.
As if realizing that He Junxia was not angry about their fight, the orange cat walking on the left side of the trail began to provoke Xie Chaoyang in a mean way.
Sometimes it jumps in front of the child to block the way, sometimes it stretches out its claws to pull the child's pants, and sometimes it performs a set of invincible cat punches in front of the child.
He Junxia: ...
Not to mention that the child might not be able to help it, he even felt itchy.
Unexpectedly, Xie Chaoyang did not fight with the orange cat as he had imagined, but instead ignored the provocative bad cat.
After trying a few times and finding no one paying attention to it, the cat thought the human child was afraid of it, so it happily raised its tail antenna and walked in front "domineeringly".
Little did he know that He Junxia was trying to hold back her laughter.
The orange cat's hair sticks together in clumps, with small pointed ends standing up, looking like the thorns on a durian, and its tail that stands upright is the long durian stalk.
Coupled with that heartless gait, it becomes funnier and funnier the more you watch it.
He Junxia took out her cell phone with a smile and recorded the scene.
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The black sedan started again, drove along the riverside scenic belt, and finally stopped in a villa area.
The villas are single-family villas, each one is far apart, and there are dense trees to block the prying eyes of the outside world.
However, many flowers, plants and trees in the villa area have mutated.
Although generally speaking, mutated plants are more peaceful than mutated animals and do not rely on blood and flesh to survive, not all mutated plants are so gentle and harmless.
It's like the ivy covering the entire wall in front of you. It looks ordinary, but if you move your eyes slightly downward, you can see various bones stacked in layers at the corner of the wall.
Among them were human skulls that had been gnawed clean.
He Junxia couldn't help but raise an eyebrow.
It seems that this small villa area is quite full of hidden talents.
However, he did not feel that any creature like the spider could pose a threat to him, so he naturally would not give up this Feng Shui treasure land where he could raise chickens and fish and had convenient access to water.
Just because it's not a threat to him doesn't mean it's not a threat to children, cats, and chickens.
The two mutant creatures, the orange cat and the black rooster, had their fur standing on end and swelled up into two round balls, one yellow and one black. However, the ordinary hens didn't feel anything.
He Junxia is in deep thought
Maybe the reason he couldn't catch any fish wasn't because he was unlucky, but because the mutant fish in the water sensed his presence and didn't dare to bite the hook. Otherwise, the fishing debuff just now couldn't be explained.
He was the one who beat his dad's catch when he was a kid!
He Junxia successfully convinced herself and completely ignored the fact that there were ordinary fish in the river.
Let’s reject internal friction and start with him.
He Junxia asked Xie Chaoyang and Mao Jiyu to go back to the car and sit down. He walked forward alone. After eliminating all the potential threats visible to the naked eye in the villa area one by one, he chose a villa with the most advantageous geographical location for a thorough cleaning.
The scorching orange flames forced the arrogant vines and branches to retract the parts that had crossed the boundary, and the cockroaches, rats and other creatures in the house fled the villa in panic.
After confirming that there was no threat in the villa, He Junxia brought the children and animals in.
This villa is probably a property used by a wealthy person for vacation or investment. There are very few signs of life and no atmosphere of life. All the furniture is neatly stored, and the decoration layout of the rooms on the second floor are almost exactly the same.
He Junxia and Xie Chaoyang each chose a room, and the orange cat stretched out its body lazily and fell asleep on the soft sofa in the living room on the first floor.
There is a medium-sized pond in the garden behind the villa. The water in the pond is a bit turbid and the bottom cannot be seen clearly, but you can vaguely see a slightly thin red and white koi swimming slowly.
He Junxia opened the large water tank and picked and chose, pouring the four most energetic mutant fish and seven ordinary fish into the pool, and the remaining fish would be tonight's dinner (and maybe a midnight snack).
“Oh oh oh”
The black rooster that was casually thrown at the door gave an unwilling reminder.
Even if you don't let it sleep on the sofa like the cat that the chickens envy and hate, you should still let it out.
Is there still justice in the world? Is there still chicken rights?
The chickens are starving to death!
"I almost forgot."
He Junxia, upon hearing the sound, took out a pair of sharp red scissors from her tool kit and walked towards the chickens that were lying on the ground because their feet were tied with ropes.
To the big black rooster, this scene was like a weasel coming to his door, making him recall the miserable death of his rival and the delicious dishes made with his rival's corpse.
“Oh oh oh” “Oh oh oh”
The chicken is wrong
Let the chicken go. The chicken only wants to eat its rival, not be eaten like its rival.
QWQ
Two lines of clear tears flowed from a pair of small gray eyes.
Love rival, I’m coming to find you.
"Click, click, click!"
The creatures' joys and sorrows were incomprehensible, so He Junxia immediately took out her cell phone and took a series of three photos of the big black rooster.
The big black rooster in the photo is looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with two drops of clear tears sliding down from the corners of its eyes. Its fluffy black feathers are shining like a dazzling rainbow in the sunlight, and behind it are lush green plants that are somewhat blurred.
What a beautiful picture of a chicken crying.
It is not an exaggeration to say that this is a photo of the genitals of a big black rooster.
He Junxia gave a thumbs up to her own photography skills and showed the amazing pictures of chickens in the album to the big black rooster.
“Oooooh!”
In an instant, the big black rooster excitedly raised its tail feathers, its pride beyond words, completely forgetting that it was trembling with fear just a few seconds ago.
He Junxia chuckled.
He waved the sharp scissors in front of the big black rooster with a malicious look, and when he saw it wilt again, he went to deal with a few ordinary hens with satisfaction.
He hummed a little tune as he cut off some of the hens' feathers. After making sure that the hens could not fly, he loosened the ropes on their feet, fed them some leftover dried mushrooms, and let them peck in the back garden.
As for the big black rooster that just got a hen's birth photo?
Who cares?
Anyway, he is not a vengeful person.
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He Junxia leisurely left the back garden and took Xie Chaoyang to clean the villa inside and outside. He changed the bed in the bedroom into a clean four-piece set and boiled a pot of hot water to give the orange cat a good bath.
The washed orange cat's fur is fluffy, soft and smooth, its belly has a light and fragrant lavender scent, and its paws have a strange lavender and popcorn smell that is so addictive.
The orange cat was in a daze and was forced to spread out its belly and paws.
Meow meow meow, is this a real strong man? The cat won’t be fooled, right?
QWQ
The big black rooster looked at the affectionate scene between the human and the cat with eager eyes, his heart bleeding with jealousy.
This broken chicken can be whatever it wants, but it must be a cat in its next life!
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The author has something to say: Congratulations, little kitty, you have stimulated the hidden attributes of human beings [shy][shy]
Chicken, there was once an opportunity in front of you, but you refused to cherish it [supporting cheeks][supporting cheeks], now you are facing Niu Hulu Xia [sunglasses][sunglasses]