Chapter 12 I want to bully you a little, so take me off the blacklist first...

"What is the one thing you most want your partner to do right now?"

"Please sign Huahua up for fewer extracurricular classes," Yu Huating said to his wife. "She hasn't even graduated from elementary school yet, and she's already taking violin and math Olympiad classes. I feel so tired for her."

"The transition from primary school to junior high school is the most critical time. Can you please stop interfering in my child's education?" Du Xiaofang was furious.

"I want to sit down and have a good talk with Zihe." Luo Pan put his hands on his knees.

"I don't have any idea." Wang Zihe said indifferently.

"I hope Yi Yi can release me from the blacklist first." Gu Zhi said sincerely.

The remaining four guests looked at Jiang Ziyi in unison.

"You don't have each other's contact information now?" Yu Huating asked first.

"Hmm... I forgot to add him back." Jiang Ziyi touched the back of his head.

"So how did you communicate before?" Du Xiaofang asked curiously.

"It's mainly about finding an opportunity to talk to someone in person, and sometimes through surveillance cameras."

Everyone: Under what circumstances does the latter occur? ?

"Is the frequency high?" Luo Pan rolled his eyes.

"Is it okay? Once every two or three days?" Jiang Ziyi was a little unsure.

"So, you two busy people only see each other once every two days after you filed for divorce?" Yu Huating was shocked. "Then why are you getting divorced? Just go home and continue your life."

Jiang Ziyi: ...It is indeed strange when you put it that way.

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"Master, please take me to--" Jiang Ziyi staggered into the back seat of the car. When he looked up, he met Gu Zhi's eyes in the rearview mirror.

"Why are you here?" She immediately reached out to touch the handlebars, but unexpectedly Gu Zhi locked the door with a click.

"Where to?" He turned the steering wheel and asked casually.

"Mr. Gu, I'm suing you for illegal detention!" Jiang Ziyi said drunkenly.

"I checked," Gu Zhi looked down at the navigation, "It doesn't count on vehicles traveling at high speeds."

"The skirt you are wearing today..." he said in a deep voice.

"Too short? Too shiny? Is it an eyesore to you?" Jiang Ziyi asked quickly.

“…It looks very nice and suits you very well.” Gu Zhi finished his words.

"What on earth do you want to do?" Jiang Ziyi leaned his head against the back of his seat in frustration. "Didn't I already file for divorce?"

"Your friend Chen Yuan called me to come here," Gu Zhi threw the suit jacket on the front seat next to her, "We are still in the cooling-off period, is it okay for me to take my wife home?"

"Fuck your cooling-off period!" Jiang Ziyi cursed vaguely, her stomach felt very uncomfortable.

"The medicine is in your left pocket. There is mineral water in the middle of the chair. Take two pills at a time and don't take too much." Gu Zhi instructed without turning his head.

"Why did you drink so much?" He tried to hold back but couldn't help but scold her. "You have trouble sleeping and stomach problems. You don't even take care of your own body. How can you expect to live to be 90 and play an old lady with two guns?"

"How do you know I want to act..." Jiang Ziyi was stunned for a second.

"Hey, Gu Zhi, you said the other day that you didn't want to divorce me even if we were dead in name only. Why is that?" she asked abruptly.

"It's just a delaying tactic," Gu Zhi sighed, "Let's stop you from running away first. Anyway, with your personality, it's highly unlikely that you'll marry someone else. It's not bad for me to be tied to you for the rest of your life."

"What's wrong with my personality?" Jiang Ziyi said dissatisfiedly.

"Jiang Ziyi, I love you, but you are a coward," Gu Zhi said bluntly, "If I show you a little more love, you run faster than a rabbit."

"You, you, you are talking nonsense!" Jiang Ziyi covered his ears, "Withdraw! Withdraw now!"

"Chen Yuan said that you started to say my name halfway through drinking," Gu Zhi raised the corner of his mouth a little, "Jiang Ziyi, you actually missed me too, right?"

"Why are you so aggressive today?" Jiang Ziyi grumbled a little aggrieved, "You never talked to me like this before."

"Oh, because you are drunk and have a bad memory, you will forget everything I said tomorrow," Gu Zhi said, "I want to take this opportunity to bully you a little."

"If you have any objections, then don't drink like this anymore." He parked the car on the side of the road and turned around to challenge, "Look, you can't even stand up straight now, and you still need me to help you up the stairs. Are you angry?"

Jiang Ziyi: “…”

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"There are also QQ Farm and Maluo Manor." Gu Zhi looked at Jiang Ziyi's cat avatar flashing on his pinned photo again with satisfaction.

"I've added it, I've added it all." Jiang Ziyi surrendered.

"That's right!" Du Xiaofang touched her head, "It's too childish to block someone just because they have an argument!"

Jiang Ziyi: Who was the one who drove out in two cars just now out of spite with her husband? ah?

The program team's heart-wrenching questioning continued. Wang Zihe lied for several questions in a row, which made Luo Pan so angry that he began to respond negatively. The scores of both of them soon fell to the last place.

Yu Huating and Du Xiaofang answered casually at first, but after a few rounds they found themselves far ahead. They finally reacted and began to compete fiercely with Jiang Ziyi and others for the second place.

The score gap between the two groups was getting closer and closer, and it was almost the last question. After Jiang Ziyi's precise calculations, as long as she and Gu Zhi each lied once, they could get a business standard room.

"What do you think about divorce now?" the host read out the last question.

"I don't want to get divorced." Jiang Ziyi's cat ears moved.

"I don't want a divorce either." Gu Zhi looked up at her innocently.

"Great!" Director Yu and screenwriter Du high-fived happily.

"You did it on purpose! You definitely did it on purpose!" Jiang Ziyi kicked the suitcase into the door of the luxurious couple's suite.

"I just don't want to lie about such a serious matter." Gu Zhi said gentlemanly.

"Is this much better?" He cleaned up the rose petals that spread from the bathroom to the bedside, and forcibly separated the two swan towels.

"Why is there a heart-shaped mirror on the ceiling! I get a headache when I think about living here for more than a week... Hey, this bed is so soft." Jiang Ziyi was suddenly forced to sit down by Gu Zhi.

"As long as you like it." Gu Zhi smiled.

[Very satisfactory room allocation! ]

[It would be even better if Yu Huating and Du Xiaofang could really live in bunk beds]

[Yu Huating wanted to push the bed closer, but his wife just moved his bed to the corner hahahaha]

[Why are Luo Pan and Wang Zihe arguing again? ]

[Wang Zihe slammed the door and left again. Oh my god, it’s so suffocating]

[We hold hands firmly and are very happy]

[Gu Zhi must have answered the last question correctly on purpose! I took a screenshot of the frame where he snickered! ]

[Well, everyone knows that.]

[Except Jiang Ziyi, Jiang Ziyi, why did you let him go so easily! ]

[Ahhh, pressing on the bed is really too astringent]

[I will definitely find this fanfiction in the super topic after the broadcast ends]

[Is the reason for installing a mirror on the ceiling what I thought? ]

[Didn’t Gu Zhi say he wanted to sleep on the floor? I don't understand what you are so excited about]

[He might have tricked his wife into going to bed with him the next night [covering eyes]]

[nsdd]

[The original thing]

After a rest, the six people gathered in the living room again.

"There is a new amusement park nearby. Each couple needs to complete at least three tasks of their choice in the park." The host handed everyone a card. "Please check the task details yourself. Now get ready to go!"

"Brother Gu Zhi, can I take a car with you guys?" Luo Pan's eyes were red, as if she had just cried.

Gu Zhi looked at Jiang Ziyi beside him.

"Sure, it's no big deal." Jiang Ziyi didn't understand why these two people were looking at her.

Gu Zhi sighed barely audibly.

"Luo Pan, come with me," Du Xiaofang happened to pass by them and rolled down the window. "Lao Yu and I drove two cars out. It would be a waste if we don't take a ride." She put on a pair of cool sunglasses.

"Oh, okay." Luo Pan hesitated for a moment, then trotted over.

Wang Zihe stood nearby, staring at the license plate of Gu Zhi's Bentley with some gloom.

"Hey, let's go to the horror castle first," Jiang Ziyi sat in the passenger seat, excitedly flipping through the amusement park's brochure, "There are five themed haunted houses in the park, and there is a zombie parade at night..." She has always been interested in these scary things.

"Just now, Luo Pan wanted to go with us. Why did you agree?" Gu Zhi was a little absent-minded.

"Didn't she have an argument with Wang Zihe? It would be so awkward for the two of them to be in the same car."

"Then why doesn't she go to Director Yu or Sister Du first?" Gu Zhi asked.

"How should I know this?" Jiang Ziyi was puzzled.

"Then if Luo Pan is sitting next to me now, which is your seat, how will you react?" Gu Zhi tightened his grip on the steering wheel.

"I might get a little carsick," Jiang Ziyi thought for a moment, "I tend to get upset in the stomach when I sit in the back seat."

"You..." Gu Zhi looked at her helplessly.

"Me?" Jiang Ziyi pointed at himself in confusion.

"It's okay, go play." Gu Zhi thought about it and didn't say anything else.

The live broadcast room barrage at this time

[How come it doesn't matter now? [Going crazy]]

[Gu Zhi, why don’t you ask! Ask her why she isn't jealous! ]

[I am so anxious, I am really anxious]

[I was so anxious that I threw a set of military boxing at the air]

[Jiang Ziyi! ! What a super insensitivity you have! ]

[This kind of female competitive immune system can actually make green tea lose face]

[What happened to Luo Pan?]

[I started to get annoyed with her when she asked Jiang Ziyi how old he was in a coquettish voice]

[Is she taking the black and red route? It always feels a bit deliberate]

[Reply to the above, Luo Pan is like this in other variety shows as well, especially likes to compare age and beauty]

[She may have low self-esteem, because her husband is not good enough and she is not as popular as Jiang Ziyi]

[My expression now is as confused as Jiang Ziyi’s]

Yu Huating and Du Xiaofang couldn't ride the thrilling rides, so they went straight to the children's park to ride the carousel; Wang Zihe had to queue up to ride the roller coaster, and although Luo Pan was a little scared, he still followed.

Jiang Ziyi pulled Gu Zhi towards the haunted house, "How about we go to the Republic of China scene first?" she asked expectantly.

"Okay, but you're going the wrong way." Gu Zhi took the map from her hand and led the little girl who was directionally challenged in the right direction.

They soon arrived at the door of the eerie house, where two red lanterns cast distorted shadows on the heavy lacquered wooden door.

Jiang Ziyi walked two steps forward excitedly, and came across a promotional poster. The woman on the poster was wearing a blood-red wedding dress, her face was pale, and her smile was strange and sad...

…and looks exactly like her.

Jiang Ziyi:! ! This is a still of mine from a long time ago! Who translated it? hateful! !

"It's really beautiful." Gu Zhi said sincerely.