“You must obtain the affection of seven men as a male dog.” “?!”
Xu Ren'er, an unlucky person from the 21st century, received a layoff notice from her idiotic boss one beautiful morning. ...
Chapter 15 Rain Fight
It is the plum rain season now, and the rain is dripping heavily on the ground.
The soil and rainwater mixed together and became somewhat sticky. The rainwater that flowed out after being mixed with the soil turned from transparent to dark yellow, and then continued to flow to the edges. With the flushing of other rainwater falling from the sky, it turned back to transparent again, over and over again.
As usual, in the bamboo forest, Xu Ren'er was concentrating on doing horse stance. The rain was drizzling like silk, and the fluffy dog hair gathered into pieces, sticking to her skin, but she didn't care and finished her task with an expressionless face.
Her foundation was far behind others, and she had no idea what use the pair of boots she had obtained were, so she could only put them aside for the time being.
So now, she has to work harder to catch up with their progress.
Diagonally to Xu Ren'er, Tang Qiuyue's face was distorted. It was unclear whether it was rain or sweat, but drops of water flowed along the curve of her cheek, paused at her chin, and then began to drip to the ground.
Tang Qiuyue was standing on one leg at this time, with her arms bent at elbows, forming a right angle shape, and her two palms were each supporting the bottom of the bucket.
The two buckets had been full for a long time, and the excessive rain from the sky could not be contained in the buckets, so the water kept overflowing. All the overflowing water hit Tang Qiuyue's shoulders, adding more pressure to Tang Qiuyue.
Not far from Tang Qiuyue, Tang Beiju was dancing with a sword alone. He had an expressionless face and cold eyes. His sword skills were like a white snake spitting out its tongue. Even the resistance of the rain did not affect the speed of his sword dancing at all. All he could hear was the hissing sound of the wind breaking.
He moved very quickly, splashing countless water on the ground. He was completely absorbed in practicing and was completely unaware of his surroundings.
Xu Ren'er endured the sudden attacks from behind again and again, while trying to convince himself in his heart.
Although her appearance has changed, she always considers herself a qualified adult who should have an adult's tolerance and not argue with children.
Like Xu Ren'er, Tang Qiuyue was indirectly attacked by a small ball of raindrops that flew over when Tang Beiju was dancing with his sword.
If it were any other time, she would have started cursing long ago, but now, Tang Beiju's insignificant attack was nothing compared to the pressure of a falling bucket, so she naturally didn't bother to argue with Tang Beiju.
Everything looks so harmonious.
until……
The muddy ground soaked by rain was different from the past. Tang Beiju missed a step and slipped, almost falling down. Fortunately, he reacted in time and did a backflip to stabilize himself.
But his sword accidentally flew out and passed over Xu Ren'er's head in full view of everyone, and the distance between the sword and the dog's hair was only one millimeter.
Xu Rener: ...
"Tang Beiju, can you please watch your sword dance? The ground is so big, there's so much open space, isn't that enough for you to swing?! You almost killed Ren'er, did you know that?!"
Tang Qiuyue was in the middle and saw the whole process clearly. She couldn't help but curse at Tang Beiju.
"I'm sorry, Ren'er, are you okay?"
Upon discovering the accident, Tang Beiju hurried forward and checked Xu Ren'er from head to toe. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found that he was not injured.
What else could Xu Ren'er do? Swords and knives have no eyes, and Tang Beiju really didn't mean it. He waved his hand to show that he forgave him.
Tang Beiju looked at Xu Ren'er apologetically, picked up his sword, thought for a while, and decided to find a farther place to avoid affecting others.
He walked around casually and looked around. Before he found a suitable place to practice martial arts, the sudden sound of breaking air from behind aroused his vigilance, and he quickly dodged.
He recovered his composure, looked closely at what the object had attacked him, and then he was stunned.
Bucket? ! !
Before he could ponder the source of the bucket, he had just dodged one attack when another came.
The attack was hurled into the air above where he was standing. Before he could react, a huge bucket of water immediately fell from the sky, pouring down from above his forehead all the way to the bottom.
The next second, the bucket fell and covered his head completely.
Tang Beiju: ...
"Oops, sorry, sorry, my hand accidentally slipped, are you okay?"
Tang Qiuyue's apology came from not far away, and Tang Beiju removed the bucket covering his head with an expressionless face.
As soon as I looked, I saw Tang Qiuyue opposite me. She had nothing in her hands, and was standing with her legs spread out. Her little mouth was open and smiling brightly. Her expression looked proud and arrogant, with no guilt at all.
"You did it on purpose." Tang Beiju said gritting his teeth.
"How is that possible? Don't wrongly accuse a good person. I really just slipped my hand."
Having said that, her tone clearly wasn't it.
Tang Beiju silently put the sword back into the scabbard at his waist and quietly picked up another bucket on the ground.
The next moment, he grabbed the two buckets, bent his knees and half-knelt, and suddenly spun wildly in place at a very fast speed. In just a short while, both buckets were full, and the muddy water and rainwater in the buckets were mixed together, making them very dirty.
"go!!!"
The two buckets rushed towards Tang Qiuyue at the same time, but Tang Qiuyue was not stupid. She waited obediently there, jumped easily, and left successfully.
Tang Beiju was not surprised at all. He stared silently with a smile on his lips.
Sure enough, at the moment Tang Qiuyue dodged, one of the buckets suddenly exploded, and Tang Qiuyue was hit, with most of her clothes covered in turbid and yellow muddy water.
"Qiuyue, your martial arts skills have improved a lot over such a long time, but your brain has not improved at all."
Tang Beiju folded his arms and sneered.
"Tsk! You just started learning a few years earlier than me. Do you really think experience is intelligence?!" Tang Qiuyue retorted with disdain.
Anyway, her clothes were basically completely dirty, so Tang Qiuyue didn't care. She squatted down with her left leg, stretched out her right leg, dug the toes of her right foot into the mud, and then turned 180 degrees on the spot with great force, leaving a semicircular arc on the ground.
"Tang Beiju, try the gift I gave you!"
Tang Qiuyue slammed the ground with the palms of her hands, and the semicircular arc that had just been drawn instantly shot out as a wall of water.
"go!"
Tang Qiuyue pulled her right leg back and pushed forward with force, mud and water splashed everywhere. The water wall collapsed under the impact and flew outwards like arrows.
The area is so large that there is no place to hide.
Tang Beiju retreated left and right, jumped up and down, but he couldn't avoid it and could only take it.
At the same time, due to the huge scope, innocent people and things in other places were also affected.
Just like Xu Ren'er now, she was standing there doing her pony stance, when suddenly a disaster struck her, and her whole body was hit, and the little white dog instantly turned into a little mud dog.
“You two—”
Xu Ren'er could no longer bear it and was completely furious.
She stopped doing horse stance and joined the war.
She rushed to a bamboo pole, swung her paw, and the bamboo pole fell to the ground. She grabbed the bamboo pole on the ground and slapped it with her paw, and the bamboo pole broke into two halves.
"If I don't teach you a lesson, you really think I'm a little puppy!"
She stood straight, spread her two paws apart and grasped the bamboo pole tightly. After confirming that the bamboo pole was full of water, she threw her paw. Tang Qiuyue and Tang Beiju each gave a round of bamboo pole attack. The rain water inside was spilled out, and a second round of attack was given.
"Well, my attack didn't affect you at all, and you actually hurt me too. I want to fight back!" Tang Beiju complained.
"It's no wonder you weren't affected! You were the first one to affect me! Watch out!"
Xu Ren'er retorted bluntly, kicking the water surface with his foot, splashing water everywhere and giving Tang Beiju a wave of muddy water to counterattack.
"Ren'er, I didn't mean to hurt you, but you were so cruel! I'm so sad! I want to give you the rest of my strength back!"
Tang Qiuyue spoke as her hands kept moving, picking up another bucket that had not exploded and attacking indiscriminately.
"You two are so unreasonable! I'm going to teach you a lesson!" Tang Beiju shouted angrily.
Under the bamboo forest, three people were fighting.
"You guys are having a rain fight, and you didn't even call me?"
Mo Youli was wearing a blue dress and holding a light blue oil-paper umbrella. He walked over from not far away, looked at them quietly, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile.
As a young master of a noble family, learning martial arts is a must, but the Mo couple are not happy about him learning martial arts on a rainy day. What if something happens to his health?
Therefore, during the rainy period, Mo Youli had been concentrating on studying at the Mo family.
In addition, the weapon he got was a jade flute, so he also needed to look up more music scores related to the jade flute and practice at home with an ordinary jade flute.
Today I wanted to see how their training progress was, but I found that these three guys were actually playing rain fights, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop, and having a lot of fun.
Mo Youli said that he felt isolated and wanted to join in and play together.
"Then let's play together!"
Xu Ren'er turned his head to avoid Tang Qiuyue's bucket attack, then bent down to dodge Tang Beiju's shoes full of water attack, then quickly ran to Mo Youli, grabbed Mo Youli's hand, and pulled him into the battlefield.
The umbrella he brought became Mo Youli's best tool for fighting in the rain. The front of the umbrella could effectively prevent all face-to-face attacks, and the back of the umbrella could be used to hold water and then splash it on the opponent unexpectedly.
"You are cheating!" Tang Beiju cursed angrily.
In response, Mo Youli smiled faintly and said, "This is called making the best use of things. I am just trying my best to bring out all the advantages of this umbrella."
As soon as he finished speaking, a large amount of water poured down from the top of his head.
It turned out that Tang Qiuyue quietly filled a bamboo pole with water while the two were talking, walked behind Mo Youli, and then took apart the bamboo pole while Mo Youli was talking, and the muddy water instantly poured on Mo Youli's head.
"Sorry, I'm working with my brother."
Tang Qiuyue slipped away after finishing her work, speaking as she retreated.
"Really? I forgot to mention that I also worked with Ali."
Xu Ren'er suddenly appeared from behind Tang Qiuyue, and the next moment, a huge bucket of water instantly buried Tang Qiuyue.
"You actually launched a sneak attack!" Tang Qiuyue was angry.
"As long as you can succeed, why bother about the method?"
In response to her anger, Mo Youli smiled slightly and spoke lightly.
"asshole!"
Tang Qiuyue took the bucket and started cursing. The next second, because she couldn't control the strength well, the bucket broke into pieces in her hand.
“…”
“…”
“…Run!!! Qiuyue is about to explode!”
Tang Beiju knew his sister very well. Seeing that the situation was not good, he shouted loudly.
Several guys quickly spread out and stayed away from Tang Qiuyue.
Sure enough, before they had walked far, Tang Qiuyue used the pieces of wood from the bucket as weapons, sweeping them in all directions, and the surrounding bamboo poles fell down one after another.
"That was a close call!" Mo Youli sighed when he saw this, feeling lucky that he had escaped quickly.
"There's nothing I can do. She's addicted to it."
Tang Beiju shrugged, smiled bitterly, and his tone revealed helplessness.
"What should we do now?" Xu Ren'er asked.
"I'll leave it to you guys first. I'll go back and take a shower and then come back to help you."
Tang Beiju responded and tried to slip away, but before he could take two steps, Xu Ren'er and Mo Youli grabbed his shoulders respectively.
"Don't be impatient. Your selective cleanliness is quite interesting."
Xu Ren'er sneered sinisterly.
"Beiju, why are you so anxious? Why don't you stay a little longer? Having fun is the most important thing."
Mo Youli said with a forced smile.
Tang Beiju, who was stopped: ...
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On a rainy day, at the pavilion.
A green figure held a teapot, white smoke rose up, and he poured steaming Longjing tea into the white teacup.
Picking up the teacup, he took a sip, his eyes quietly fixed on the ground outside the pavilion, watching the countless raindrops falling from the sky drawing circles on the water.
It's a rare opportunity for him to relax today. I wonder if his disciples are practicing their skills well?
Thinking of this, Yu Hui smiled, shook his head, and felt that he was overthinking.
He knew a thing or two about his own disciples, and probably only Tang Qiuyue was a little lazy.
But overall, they are all good kids. I believe they are all practicing hard at this time.
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Come and watch the small theater:
Police: Comrade Yu Hui, you are under arrest.
Yu Hui (bewildered face): What crime have I committed?! Did you arrest the wrong person?!
Police: Someone reported that you have abused children and dogs many times, disregarded their lives, and put them into dangerous areas many times.
Yu Hui (with an innocence-filled face): I didn't do that! I just wanted them to practice martial arts well, hoping they would be able to protect themselves.
Police: Come with us to the police station and we can discuss this in detail.
(Handcuffed and forced into a police car) Yu Hui roared: Who the hell reported me for no reason?!
Not far away, Dao Xiaoqiu, who was holding a sausage in his mouth and staring at the 110 number displayed on his mobile phone, said: Who knows.