Chapter 862: If you piss me off, beat her up too

Shen Qingyun glared at him and said unhappily, "You naughty monkey, you don't care about your studies all day long, but you meddle in other people's business all day long."

Yan Qingsong scratched his head, chuckled and said, "Our family affairs are not your business."

"You little brat, I don't know who you learned this smooth talk from. Do you really want to be a storyteller when you grow up?" Shen Qingyun was so angry that he laughed.

Although he said words of disgust, he couldn't hide the pain in his eyes.

She has always doted on these younger generations.

Although I pamper you, I will never spoil you. No matter who makes a mistake, I will never be lenient when teaching them a lesson.

Therefore, the younger generations, including Song Yanxi, have always loved and respected Shen Qingyun, the elder, and never dared to act rashly in front of her.

That is the youngest one, Yan Qingsong, who relies on his thick skin to act like a spoiled child in front of her from time to time.

Seeing that his head was covered with rain, Yan Qing waved his hand and called him over, wiping the rain off his head with a handkerchief.

"Thank you, auntie." Yan Qingsong chuckled.

Yan Qing was both angry and distressed, frowning and asking, "You silly boy, it's raining so hard outside, why don't you just hold an umbrella and come over?"

Yan Qingsong said nonchalantly, "Why would a man hold an umbrella?"

As he spoke, he felt his nose suddenly itch violently, and he sneezed loudly as soon as he opened his mouth.

Shen Qingyun's face suddenly darkened. She walked over, took his hand, and said, "Come with me quickly and change your wet clothes. If you really catch a cold and make your mother worry, you'll have a hard time."

Upon hearing this, Yan Qingsong couldn't help but shiver.

He turned his head to look at Yan Qing and said aggrievedly: "Aunt, look at my aunt, she only cares about her younger siblings and doesn't care about me at all."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his ears getting hot, and he quickly changed his words, "My aunt loves me the most, and I am her sweetheart.

If anyone dares to say that she treats me badly, I will be the first to object!"

After Yan Qingsong finished speaking, he turned his head and smiled brightly at Shen Qingyun, baring his teeth and asked, “Auntie, does your hand hurt?”

Shen Qingyun smiled coolly, “It doesn’t hurt.”

As she spoke, she raised her hand again, looked at Yan Qingsong who was grimacing in pain, and said quietly, "Back then, I could grab your father's ear with one hand and spin him around three times.

Would you like to guess how many laps Auntie can spin today?"

Yan Qingsong's face turned pale with fear, and he quickly begged for mercy: "Aunt, please spare my life. Song'er knows he was wrong."

He winked at Song Yanxi frantically, almost writing the words "Sister, save me" on his face.

Song Yanxi coughed lightly, raised her hand to touch her slightly hot earlobe, and gave him a helpless look.

Good brother, it’s not that I’m cruel and don’t want to help, it’s just that I’ve been afraid of this trick since I was a child.

When she was little, she loved to play. When noon nap came and no one was paying attention, she would run to the lotus pond with a box full of fish food and feed the group of koi that her eldest cousin had raised since they were young until they all ate it up.

My eldest cousin, who has always been quiet and gentle, stood by the lotus pond, looking at the dead koi floating on the water, wiping away tears silently.

She really deserved a beating at that time. Seeing her cousin crying so sadly, she not only didn't think of comforting him, but also opened her mouth and rubbed salt into his wounds.

He actually said something like, "The little fish is just lying in the water and sleeping, and will wake up soon." This is nonsense.

Seeing that her cousin was unwilling to pay attention to her, she was still unhappy and insisted on fishing a koi out of the lotus pond and waking it up to prove that what she said was right.

Yan Qinglin was a few years older than Song Yanxi, and at that time he already understood what danger was. He was so scared that he even forgot to cry, and quickly grabbed his little cousin who was about to jump down to catch fish.

He reacted quickly, but he couldn't handle Song Yanxi's cunning thoughts.

He promised not to disturb the little fish's sleep, but he turned around and jumped into the lotus pond to catch fish.

Yan Qinglin jumped down without thinking to rescue his little cousin.

The result was that the two little landlubbers fell into the water and both screamed for help at the top of their lungs.

Fortunately, the nanny who was in charge of taking care of her discovered in time that the person who was supposed to be sleeping in the bed was missing, and she shouted for a group of people to run out to look for her.

Otherwise, the brother and sister would have died in the lotus pond that afternoon.

Shen Qingyun rarely got angry.

Just like today, one hand held one person's ear and carried the soaked brother and sister all the way from the lotus pond to the ancestral hall.

If the old man hadn't happened to be at home that day and hadn't heard the noise and rushed over to help, not only would their ears have been burning, but their buttocks would have been bruised as well.

Now that Song Yanxi has come back, she still feels a burning sensation in her earlobes, and can't help feeling guilty.

Just like what my uncle used to tell them privately, it is better to pluck hair from a tiger's head than to provoke my aunt who is angry.

After all, it is hard to say whether tigers eat people or not, and no one has ever seen one.

But once my aunt gets angry, she really beats me.

Seeing that Song Yanxi refused to help, Yan Qingsong looked at Yan Qing tearfully, "Auntie..."

Yan Qing turned his head away silently, picked up the teacup beside him and took a sip, sighing: "This year's new tea is roasted very well. I have to ask the shop to keep more for Xier's wedding."

Speaking of the wedding, she said to herself, "We'll have a three-day banquet at home, so I really need to ask the shop to keep the best first-cuts for me, so I don't end up in a rush when the time comes."

Shen Qingyun also said: "We really need to prepare early. Everything we eat and use that day must be the best.

Xier is the only daughter in our family, and her marriage to His Royal Highness Prince Jin must be a grand one."

Thinking of something, she gritted her teeth and said, "Anyway, I must not be outdone by that Zhuang guy, otherwise I won't be able to swallow this anger."

Yan Qingsong angrily said, "Sister Xi's wedding must be a hundred, a thousand times more lively than that of that rubbish princess!

She bullies people and is not a good person."

Shen Qingyun glanced at him and smiled, “Where did you hear all this nonsense, and did you hear it from those storytellers in the teahouse?”

Yan Qingsong held his head high and angrily said, "She came to my house last night. I'm not an idiot. I didn't know anything when someone bullied me at my home."

He was so excited that he accidentally pulled his ear and immediately grimaced in pain.

Shen Qingyun let go of her hand and asked faintly, "Have you learned your lesson?"

Yan Qingsong nodded quickly, rubbing his burning ears and smiling flatteringly, "I've learned my lesson, I've learned my lesson.

Don't worry, Auntie, Song'er will definitely not dare to do that again."

As he spoke, he glanced at Song Yanxi out of the corner of his eyes, and there was clearly a hint of resentment in his eyes.

Seeing this, Shen Qingyun poked his forehead and sneered, “Look at your sister for what she’s good for. If you piss me off, I’ll beat her up too.”

Upon hearing this, Yan Qingsong hurriedly said: "A real man should take responsibility for his own actions.

If Auntie is still angry, just hit me, but don’t hit my sister.”