Donate Merits! Squander the Family Fortune! Flip Over the Coffin of My Faked-Death Husband

In her previous life, the scumbag faked his death at the border. Deceived by others, she believed her feelings for him were profound. She committed suicide at his grave, following him to the afterl...

Chapter 871: No respect for elders, calling sister-in-law

Chapter 871: No respect for elders, calling sister-in-law

"You idiot, who are you looking down on?" Xi Lin opened his eyes at some point, and couldn't help but retort when he heard Liu Shan's words.

Who is this stupid guy calling a weakling?

It would be bad enough to just scold him, but standing right next to his ear and scolding him with all your might is simply too much.

He was ill, not dead.

Xi Lin glared at Song Yanxi and said weakly, "Come, give me a hand."

He didn't know why, but he always felt sticky, like a beggar's chicken covered in mud and about to be buried in the ground and roasted.

He moved his fingers and was about to pull his arm out of the quilt when Liu Shan rushed over and pressed the edge of the quilt tightly.

Meeting Xi Lin's annoyed eyes, he lowered his voice and reminded him, "Brother, you're still naked."

"What do you mean naked?" Xi Lin didn't react for a moment.

Liu Shan thought his voice was too soft, so he cleared his throat and said, "Brother, you haven't even put on your pants, so don't get so anxious."

"How is that possible? You're such a loving brother..."

The two words "joking" came to an abrupt end when Xi Lin touched her smooth thighs.

His eyes suddenly widened and he shrieked, "Where are my pants?"

Xi Lin quickly turned to look at Song Yanxi, his voice trembling, "Mr. Song, I thought you were a decent person.

You, you, you actually took off my pants while I was unconscious!"

He covered his face with his hands and said in despair: "It's over, I'm not clean anymore."

As soon as he finished speaking, his hand was pulled away and he was facing Liu Shan's slightly fierce face.

Xi Lin was startled, and before he could open his mouth, he heard him scolding, "You're a grown man, how can you be so stingy?

This girl is your brother's fiancée, your sister-in-law. Even if she saw your butt, she should have seen it. There's no need to cry about such a small thing."

Liu Shan turned his head and looked at Song Yanxi. "They say an elder sister-in-law is like a mother. Miss, do you think what I just said makes sense?"

Song Yanxi: “…”

She really couldn't say anything about this.

After listening to Liu Shan's lecture, Xi Lin wanted to die.

He pulled the quilt over half his face with grievance, and said with red eyes: "They haven't even gotten married yet, so how can I be your sister-in-law?"

"So what?" Liu Shan said nonchalantly, "As long as they're in love, marrying her off won't be a matter of days."

As he spoke, he patted Xi Lin across the quilt and said, "As real men, we should not be too particular about what we do. Otherwise, what's the difference between us and that shy little girl?

Besides, your sister-in-law didn’t even look at your buttocks.”

Xi Lin suddenly pulled the quilt down and sat up.

He pointed at Song Yanxi, his voice trembling with anger, "You didn't see it, why didn't you say anything!"

Liu Shan quickly pulled the quilt up for him and asked, "What are you talking about? Your sister-in-law said she saw your butt?"

Hearing him calling him "butt," Xi Lin's face flushed red. He gritted his teeth and said, "Mr. Song, just wait for me."

After he finished speaking, he lay back down and pulled the quilt up high, wishing to bury his entire body.

Liu Shan stood aside and couldn't help muttering, "I don't know which family this spoiled young master is from. He's so hard to please."

He moved closer to Song Yanxi and asked in a low voice, "Miss, is this guy really a doctor who can cure illnesses and save lives?"

Just as he finished speaking, Xi Lin's muffled voice came from under the quilt, "It's genuine."

After being caught red-handed while secretly talking about someone, Liu Shan laughed dryly and said, "Brother, I don't mean anything else. I just can't believe you're so young. The doctors I've seen before are all elderly."

Xi Lin snorted coldly, "I am a rare genius that only appears once in a century. How can I be the same as them?"

When it comes to tsundere, he has never lost to anyone.

Liu Shan was a straightforward person, and for a moment he was at a loss for words. He scratched his head and asked, "Brother, since you're awake, why don't you get up and have something hot to eat?"

Thinking that he didn't have anything good to treat them at home, he smiled sheepishly and said, "It's raining heavily and we can't go out. These are just some home-cooked dishes. Don't mind them."

Song Yanxi hurriedly said: "Brother Liu, you are too polite. We are very satisfied to have something to eat in this kind of weather."

They came uninvited, so it's good enough that they weren't kicked out. How can they be picky?

After Liu Shan left, Xi Lin asked with a gloomy look in his eyes, "Miss Song, did you really not see anything just now?"

Song Yanxi didn't answer but asked, "Doctor Xi, is there something you want me to see?"

Xi Lin's face fell, and he muttered, "That's wishful thinking. Not everyone can look at my butt."

He touched his waist and legs that were hurt from the fall, and there was more regret in his eyes. "If I had known, I would have taken some medicine before going out. I almost got seen naked."

He gritted his teeth, and out of the corner of his eye he saw Song Yanxi packing her needle bag. He asked with a resentful tone, "Doctor Song, why aren't you leaving yet? Aren't you afraid of getting a stye?"

Song Yanxi didn't even raise her eyes, "You're disrespectful, call me sister-in-law."

"Ha!" Xi Lin sneered, "That's a nice thought, but don't even think about it next time."

*

"Girl, I'm not good at speaking, so please don't take it to heart if I say something unpleasant."

At the dinner table, Liu Shan held it in for a long time but still couldn't help but speak.

Xi Lin paused for a moment while picking up the food, then picked up a piece of fat meat and placed it in his bowl. "My dad said that if you don't talk while eating, you'll grow taller."

Liu Shan looked at his own burly figure and remained silent for a rare moment.

Could it be that this little brother, whose surname is Xi or Dong, is saying this on purpose because he dislikes his size?

Looking at the fat meat in the bowl, Liu Shan didn't know whether to eat it or not.

Knowing what he was about to say, Song Yanxi lowered her eyes to look at the porcelain bowl in her hand, curled her lips and said, "Brother Liu has good intentions, I understand in my heart."

Liu Shan sighed and said, "Since you are a smart girl, I won't hide anything and will tell you everything I have to say.

The river outside is called Qinglong River, but people in the nearby villages call it Sand River because there is always mud and sand accumulated at the bottom of the river. Even the best swimmer can't get out after diving in.

"Bang!" Xi Lin slammed the bowl down on the table. "This place is only ten miles from the outskirts of Beijing. What do the officials who built the water conservancy project do for a living?"

Liu Shan was startled when he heard this and quickly said, "Brother, don't say such head-losing words. What if someone hears..."

He turned his head to look at the heavy rain outside, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck it, there's not even a breathing dog in the village except the three of us. What should I be afraid of?"

Liu Shan picked up the bowl and gulped down two mouthfuls of water, cursing, "For the past ten years, the Emperor has allocated hundreds of thousands every year, but those idiots have used it all to eat and drink.

As for the lives of ordinary people, they don’t care.”

He smiled sarcastically and asked, "Don't you think it's funny? Officials who truly care about the people will be demoted or exiled.

It is precisely these people who only care about money and protect each other, just like the sesame seeds that bloom, each crop is taller than the last.

Tell me, in this shitty world, is there any way for people to survive?"