Chapter 100 I got married.

When Jingge went to the retirement home, his eyelids were red and swollen.

Li Mushi tried to hold her hand while driving, but she shook him off.

“Don’t cry,” he said helplessly. “Otherwise, people will think that I forced you to break up with me.”

"..." Jing Ge wiped his eyes. "I don't approve of your suicidal behavior of leaving a bullet in your body."

Li Mushi: "."

Jing Ge: "I'm very angry."

And I wanted to beat him up.

Li Mushi coughed lightly: "It will be removed; it's a minor surgery."

"You still dare to sleep with a bullet in your body?" Jing Ge said in a muffled voice, "Don't you feel any pain?"

"...It doesn't hurt."

You're lying!

"..." Li Mushi fell silent. "Compared to you, you hurt me more."

Jing Ge stared in disbelief: "I just scratched you a few times, is it really that big of a deal?"

“It’s not that,” the man said very seriously, “it’s just that our coordination isn’t good enough. When I told you to relax, you…”

Jing Ge threw the tissue at him.

Li Mushi shut his mouth.

Now not only were his eyelids red, but his face and neck were completely red.

Jingge turned to look out the window, trying to ignore his words: "The thought of having a bullet in your flesh hurts me. Go to sleep by yourself."

"......"

The old man and woman were unusually well-attended, as it seemed like a special occasion had arrived, with even Li Yingguo and Wu Qiuzhi returning.

The atmosphere in the living room was solemn.

Jing Ge kept his head down, staying close to Li Mushi, not daring to look up at the others.

“Oh, Princess is here too,” Li Yingguo said. “Your aunt and I just got back as well. What a coincidence.”

Jingge's eyes darted around, lacking confidence: "Hello Grandpa, hello Grandma, hello Uncle..."

Before I could finish my greeting, a cold gaze fell upon me from above.

It comes from Li Mushi.

Jing Ge fell silent.

Li Mushi then looked at his parents at the head of the table: "Dad, Mom..."

"Take the princess to sit down first," the old lady said impatiently. "We have something extremely important to discuss today. Can't you see that your second brother and sister-in-law are furious?"

Li Kaiji and Sheng Man's expressions were indeed very bad.

A servant came forward and added a chair.

But Li Mushi didn't sit down: "Dad, Mom..."

"Why are you talking so much today?" the old man asked. "We need to discuss the matter of the battle. You and Gege should sit down to the side quickly."

Sheng Man: "Why don't you take Gege home first? This matter today..." wasn't really suitable for her to hear.

Li Kaiji quickly said, "Gege, next time I'll have Grandpa and Grandma prepare something delicious for you."

Li Mushi said indifferently, "I'm married."

The old man waved his hand impatiently: "What's so strange about your marriage? Is it more important than Li Zhan's affairs..."

A "吗" is stuck on the edge of the teeth.

The people in the hall suddenly realized what was happening, and gasps of surprise rose and fell.

Li Yingguo was the first to come to his senses: "You're married?"

Li Mushi: "Hmm."

Li Yingguo raised his voice: "You're getting married??"

Li Mushi: "Hmm."

"Third brother," Wu Qiuzhi cleared her throat, "you know what marriage means, right?"

"Um."

“Getting married,” Wu Qiuzhi said, “first of all, you need to have a marriage partner, right?”

"Um."

Do you have one?

"have."

"......"

The three couples in the hall quickly began whispering amongst themselves.

"He's married?"

"With whom?"

When did he start dating?

"Not even a single letter?"

Jingge was almost curled up into a ball.

Five minutes later, Li Yingguo stepped forward and asked, "Who did you marry?"

Li Mushi put his arm around Jing Ge, pulled the girl who was retreating behind him into his arms, and then moved his hand up to lift her chin.

He turned his head and kissed her on the lips.

"......"

Everyone seemed frozen in place, falling into a long silence.

Jing Ge was mortified. How could he have kissed him in such a situation!

We need to approach this matter properly, seriously, and solemnly!

How can you treat these elders with such a frivolous attitude?!

Sunlight streams through the windowpanes, allowing one to witness the passage of time.

"Third brother," the old woman stammered after a long time, "how could you... how could you do that? Isn't this disrespectful to your elders, behaving like a hooligan with a child?"

Li Mushi's gaze was cold, his hands tightly gripping Jing Ge's: "Legal."

"Bang--"

The old man's teacup fell to the ground.

Jing Ge was startled:

"grandfather..."

Li Mushi glanced at her sideways, displeased: "You should call me Dad."

Jingge suddenly coughed, his throat itching uncontrollably.

The hall was deathly silent, except for her incessant coughing.

"Dad, Mom," Li Mushi said, stroking her back, his voice calm and composed, "Big brother, sister-in-law, second brother, second sister-in-law, I've married Jing Ge."

"......"

Still, deathly silence.

“Dad, Mom, Jingge is your third daughter-in-law,” Li Mushi said calmly. “Eldest brother, eldest sister-in-law, Jingge is your third sister-in-law. Second brother, second sister-in-law, there is no immoral behavior between me and Jingge, such as being a third party, having an affair, or cheating. We fell in love and got married on the basis of both of us being unmarried. I hope you will not make extreme speculations or speak ill of me. I will not accept this and will fight back.”

"......"

The room was quiet.

Jing Ge's tense nerves suddenly relaxed, and he inexplicably wanted to laugh. What was wrong with this man? He was chanting like a sutra. Even a pre-programmed AI robot was more human than him.

The elders in the hall were still unable to recover.

Jing Ge pursed his lips and said in order: "Grandpa... Dad, Mom, Eldest Brother, Eldest Sister-in-law, Second... Brother, Second Sister-in-law."

Li Mushi's sharp eyes curved into a gentle arc at the corners.

Satisfied.

“Next time you come,” he said, his tone softening, “I hope you will make up for the change of address fee.”

Jingge shook his hand, signaling him not to pursue too closely and to give the elders some time to catch up.

Li Mushi: "Since you have something to do, we'll come over for dinner another time."

After saying that, she took Jingge's hand and was about to leave.

The old woman suddenly shouted at him, "Stop right there!"

Jingge straightened his back.

Li Mushi glanced sideways, his attention diverted to the old lady.

“Well,” the old lady cleared her throat, “Second son, you go home first. Zhan’er’s matter is important, but the third son’s situation is urgent. Let’s deal with them one by one.”

Li Kaiji and Sheng Man were in a daze, supporting each other, their gazes drifting over the newlyweds, filled with mixed feelings.

The two left first.

After a long pause, Li Yingguo coughed and asked, "Princess, he didn't just coax you, did he?"

Jing Ge blinked: "No, I coaxed him."

"..." Wu Qiuzhi didn't believe it. "You think you can fool him?"

“Yeah, he has no experience in relationships,” Jing Ge said seriously. “He’s easy to coax. I just beckon him and he comes over.”

The entire audience: "......"

Seemingly dissatisfied with her choice of words, Li Mushi looked at his family members and corrected them expressionlessly: "She didn't beg me; I did it myself."