Chapter 101 One?

A round dining table, with a very sumptuous meal.

The old lady made Jingge sit next to her, asking countless questions: "Did you really marry him?"

"real?"

"Who spoke up?"

"He really wasn't just trying to comfort you?"

"Did he interfere in your relationship with Zhan...?" Never mind, that's a sensitive question.

"You got your marriage certificate? Grandma... Mom, can I take a look?"

Li Yingguo's forehead twitched: "You adapted quite quickly."

"Nonsense," the old lady said irritably, "Don't you know how difficult it is for the third son to get married? Your father and I had already given up hope! We've watched Gege grow up, I'm just afraid that the third son is lying to her!"

Li Mushi remained expressionless throughout, using chopsticks to serve food and soup to Jing Ge.

Jing Ge's face turned bright red, and the capillaries on his face burst open one after another.

For twenty-two years, I've called them Grandpa and Grandma, Uncle and Aunt, but suddenly they're calling them Mom and Dad, and my older brother and sister-in-law...

She was digging her toes into the ground.

Moreover, she also has a phobia of elders. Now that her seniority has been promoted, it means that she will have to sit in the middle of the elders from now on.

Old man: "Really married?"

“I’m not lying to you,” Jing Ge said obediently, “we’re really married.”

The old woman asked, puzzled, "Why?"

She was genuinely puzzled as to how the two of them had gotten together.

Li Mushi lifted his eyelids slightly: "What were you thinking back then? You were already retired..."

"Ah!!!" The old lady slammed her chopsticks down. "I won't ask anymore!!"

Annoying!

Jingge's eyes couldn't help but crinkle. Unlike someone who took a risky approach, she spoke gently and kindly: "I like him. I don't want to be apart from him for even a second. So we're together."

"......"

“Good days, good days,” the old man said as if in a dream, “Let’s have a drink, let’s all have a drink.”

His third son is now married.

This is a cause for universal celebration!

Jing Ge instinctively said, "He can't drink."

Li Yingguo: "What's wrong with him?"

Jing Ge: "There's a bullet in his body."

As soon as he finished speaking, for some reason, the group of people suddenly stared wide-eyed, their mouths agape.

Jingge was puzzled.

The old woman stammered, "There...there's an egg?"

Jing Ge nodded: "Ah."

The old woman couldn't believe it: "Just one?"

Li Mushi's brow twitched.

It was obvious that they had already realized that these people had misunderstood.

Jingge guessed that they probably didn't know that Li Mushi had a bullet in his ribs, but she let it slip and they were just as shocked as she was.

"That can't be," the old man said with a strange look, "Is this why you're not looking for a partner at thirty?"

The old lady asked, "Princess, don't you...don't you dislike him?"

Jingge looked bewildered: "I only found out today."

What's there to complain about? It's just a minor surgery, isn't it?

The old lady slapped her thigh and exclaimed, "I knew he lied to you!"

Jing Ge: "?"

"When did this happen?" Li Yingguo asked seriously. "Was it an injury, or something? How come your family didn't know?"

Li Mushi didn't even bother to pay them any attention, offering not a single word of explanation.

Wu Qiuzhi recalled carefully: "No way, when he was little, we changed his diapers all the time, and he still had two diapers back then."

Li Mushi: "."

Jing Ge's mouth trembled slightly.

“I’m pretty sure he had two when he was a child, and they were very neatly arranged,” the old lady said firmly. “So, he must have taken them away himself.”

Wu Qiuzhi: "Then this won't affect... well, you know."

The old lady was silent for half a second: "Princess, I'm sorry to have wronged you."

Jingge, looking rather silly, said, "I'm not wronged..."

“I’m sorry, you’re still young and probably don’t understand,” the old lady sighed. “We’ll have to prepare such a huge dowry to compensate you.”

Jingge: "No need for betrothal gifts..."

Li Mushi pinched her fingertips and said calmly, "Prepare more. We've already fooled them. You all need to help me keep them."

Jing Ge: "?"

“Son,” the old man sighed, “don’t be ashamed. A real man isn’t judged by whether he has one egg or two.”

Jingge suddenly spat out the water in his mouth.

ah? ?

Huh? ? ?

What? ? ? ?

Li Mushi's expression remained unchanged as he took out a handkerchief to wipe her mouth: "I have low self-esteem, so you all have to strive to be better and not let me down."

Jing Ge's lips twitched.

The four elders nodded with great respect.

"Don't worry, we will definitely make you proud."

Jing Ge: "".

After wiping the water from her mouth, Li Mushi put the handkerchief back in his pocket.

The old lady asked, "Then, when should we go to the Jing family to formally propose marriage?"

“Convert it into cash or goods,” Li Mushi said, “and deposit it into Jingge’s account.”

His words made it clear to everyone, as they were all well aware of the Jing family's nature.

The old lady couldn't wait: "Then, about the wedding..."

“There have been a lot going on at home lately,” Li Mushi said calmly. “We’ll put ours on hold for now.”

A storm is brewing.

Mentioning this, the group all became heavy-hearted again.

Jingge looked around: "What's wrong? What happened just now?"

In her daze, she heard Li Zhan's name.

“It’s nothing,” Li Mushi told her to drink the soup. “Come with me to the company this afternoon.”

Jingge: "I want to go back for a nap."

Li Mushi: "Come sleep in my office."

Jing Ge: "That's not a good idea. I just want to go back to sleep."

Li Mushi: "Who was it that just said she doesn't want to be apart from me for even a second?"

Jing Ge: "......"

The old lady clicked her tongue: "Princess, you say you coaxed him, but I just don't believe it."

Wu Qiuzhi: "I don't believe it either."

Li Yingguo: "The third brother is the most cunning."

The old man sighed, "No wonder ancient eunuchs were so perverted; at least he still had one left..."

Li Mushi's cold gaze swept over him.

The old man silently swallowed his words.

As soon as he got in the car, Jing Ge started arguing with him: "That's not what I meant! I meant bullets! Bullets! Aren't you going to explain yourself?!"

“Explain what?” Li Mushi said calmly. “Let them think I have a defect, so you can step on everyone else in the future.”

Jing Ge's face flushed red: "Why would I step on their heads for no reason?"

Li Mushi: "Reduce trouble."

Jing Ge: "What trouble?"

Li Mushi: "The most immediate effect is to induce childbirth."

"......"

That's true.

She's still young, but he's not.

Normally, the old man and woman would have asked about this today, but they spent the whole time thinking about how to make it up to her.

Jing Ge's arrogance subsided: "You don't want children?"

"The optimal age for women to have children is 25-30," said Li Mushi. "The physiological conditions during this age group..."

Jingge got annoyed: "I'm 30, you're already 100, why are you still having children!"

Li Mushi: "..."

The car has not yet started.

Li Mushi suddenly leaned over, his shadow enveloping her in his territory: "You're 30, so I'm 100?"

A sudden sense of oppression.

Jingge couldn't help but shrink back, but was stopped by the back of the chair.

"Actually, all men over 25 are 100, it's not just you..." she weakly tried to explain.

Li Mushi narrowed his eyes: "Oh."

So he's already at 100.

“But you’re not!” Jing Ge’s survival instinct kicked in. “Even if you only have one, you’ll always be 18!”

Li Mushi: "..."